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This is a story I did at work when I was really bored. It took me about a week and a half working on and off to complete it. Thanks to Rampancy for his help.Oh and I know the story sucks.Enjoy!“Wait! Wait!” I kept walking because she surely could not be yelling at me. “Wait! Hollan!” I froze. How did she know my name? And why was Jessica Alba talking, much less running after a lowly grip like me? “You left your safety pin,” she said, giving me the object the director had asked for earlier in the day. “Erm, thanks,” I said. She stood there with a look on her face that said she wanted to say more. “What are you doing at eight tonight?” she blurted out. “Nothing, why, do you need me to do something for you? Is Paulo sick?” I asked, mystomach almost bursting.[Edited on 08.01.2007 3:14 AM PDT]
There is no way this could be happening “No… I just, wanted to see if you wanted to get dinner or something.”Pinch yourself, you have to be dreaming “Sure,” I said, “how about The BluMoon?” “That’ll be great!”And with that Jessica turned around and walked back toward her dressing room. I would never forget that night. Ten years later“Honey you almost ready?” “Yeah, I’ll be right out!” Tonight was the tenth anniversary of our first date together. We liked to celebrate the day because it’s the night both of our lives changed forever.“Okay let’s go,” she said as she quickly brought me out of my thoughts.“Have you said bye to the kids?”[Edited on 08.01.2007 3:12 AM PDT]
“Yes, I have dear,” I said as I opened the front door and followed my wife into the cool LA night. We walked to our car, got in and drove off. I turned on NPR, they were talking about some endangered snake in Australia that scientists were studying closely because it’s venom had some importance.I wasn’t really paying attention, I was thinking about what lay ahead in the next few minutes. I drove out of the city limits and into forest. We stayed on a two lane road for about half an hour, not saying anything. [Edited on 08.01.2007 3:12 AM PDT]
Finally we reached our destination. I pulled the car off into the brush, so it was partially hidden. Jessica and I both stepped out of car and headed into the woods.About50 yards in Jessica started crying. We didn’t have much farther to go. Finally we reached the spot and through Jessica’s sobs she managed to spat. We stood there for a good 10 minutes staring. Staring at the spot where we had killed him. Ten years previous“Just tell me where you live and I’ll take you there,” Jessica said, who was slightly drunk.“No, just drop me off here and I’ll walk.”[Edited on 08.01.2007 3:12 AM PDT]
As we came to a red stoplight, someone opened the door behind Jessica, got in and pointed a gun to her head. “Drive.” We drove around for what seemed like hours until we had finally reached a two lane road. Our attacker suddenly said, “Stop here.” Jessica complied. He told her to tie me up and he checked the knots himself. He then took Jessica, gun in her back, into the woods. I don’t know how I did it, but I somehow freed myself, I popped the trunk and grabbed the tire iron and ran into the woods after them.[Edited on 08.01.2007 3:13 AM PDT]
I didn’t know how much time had passed, but I knew it was too much. I heard Jessica screaming and knew I had to hurry. I finally reached the place where they were.He was pulling off his pants while pinning her down. I ran up and smacked him on the head with the tire iron.He fell to the ground bleeding and his last words were, “Zomg teh ponies,” and he was dead.We buried the body and never spoke of the incident to anyone. We still visit the spot every year to remember how lucky we are to be alive.[Edited on 08.01.2007 3:13 AM PDT]
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This looks epic.
SLAYYYYY THEEEEE FATTTTHEEERRRRR
i let u go, unhindered, for six posts for THIS^^^????!!
I helped <-this-> much!
did u suggest using jessica alba?
You torture my soul.
Posted by: iHEARTpwnagei let u go, unhindered, for six posts for THIS^^^????!!Yes, is there a problem?
808, you should date Jessica!
no i didnt get around to the last two parts when i wrote that.at first i thort it was some sort of story about how happy u and jess are together and rubbin in to nerds to cant hav her.theni read the rest[Edited on 08.01.2007 3:18 AM PDT]
ATTENTION MODS:STICKY THISThat is all.[Edited on 08.01.2007 3:19 AM PDT]
Posted by: X Rampancy XATTENTION MODS:STICKY THISThat is all.2 votes!
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"He fell to the ground bleeding and his last words were, “Zomg teh ponies,” and he was dead."Wzfl. >.<
That's the creepiest thing I've ever seen. Please do not come around my children.-blake
Posted by: Saint"He fell to the ground bleeding and his last words were, “Zomg teh ponies,” and he was dead."Wzfl. >.<You can thank RedPhoenix for that, he begged me to put that line in, and that's the only place I could find room for it.
Posted by: v Reincarnate vThat's the creepiest thing I've ever seen. Please do not come around my children.-blakeYou. Love. It.Don't even try to deny it.
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Best story eva!
I'm so happy you managed to post that successfully. Made of win.
Posted by: CockburnicusI'm so happy you managed to post that successfully. Made of win. Me too.Third times a charm!I'm thinking of making a video of all of these pictures and posting it on youtube...we'll see.
holy -blam!-!!!!!!! obsessed much?little boys and their fantasies...
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