- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
It would have to be someone we don't now, an unknown of some sort. But because that would render this post moot, i would have to say... Rick Moranis. Yep, with his glasses and everything. My two other choices are Andy Rickter, and Paully Shore. Oh, and cortana would have to be played by a pretty girl with big Nana's. Guilty Spark could be played by David hyde pearce, or Woody Allan. Sargent Johnson could be played by the angry guy in the Ex-Lax commercials. A grunt would have to be played by the weird neighbour boy with downs who is always peeing on my grannys garden gnomes.