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Subject: Things that you will never do.
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1) Never have sex while playing Halo
2) Never ask for a woman to have a one night stand unless she calls me daddy
3) Never kiss my dog (girlfriend)
4) Never call a woman a -blam!- while playing Halo 2
5) Never say Never
6) Never spend over 100 pounds for a woman and NOT have sex
7) Never kiss a woman after she gives you a b/j
8) Never play with my self in a bath filled with green goo
9) Never call my friends -blam!-
10) Never question me
11) Never say I am God
12) Never do promises that I cannot keep
13) Never have sex with my ex
14) Never reveal my age
15) Never reveal my favourite -blam!- position
16) Never try prawns
17) Never do this again
18) Never tell Bungie Halo 2 is -blam!- cause it aint
19) Never tell a girl that she gives $hit b/j

AND

20) NEVER TRY TO PUT YOUR GENITALS IN A PLUG!

  • 11.25.2004 6:35 AM PDT

"My knee is bleeding, can I have a bandaid?" "Today its your knee, and in 10 years it'll be your wrists, why are you making this my problem?"

Do this again and I'll brand your ass with the banning prod

1) Never make posts like this.
2) read above.

[Edited on 11/25/2004 6:38:06 AM]

  • 11.25.2004 6:37 AM PDT
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Hmm... Sex and Halo. Is that all you think about?

  • 11.25.2004 6:43 AM PDT
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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM................................*sighs* yes!

  • 11.25.2004 6:45 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Nikman is a very sick person.

  • 11.25.2004 7:27 AM PDT
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-Never get with yo mama. She is one ugly -blam!-.

  • 11.25.2004 1:24 PM PDT
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3) I've already called a woman a -blam!- while playing Halo 2 but she understood that I was simply taunting her while I teabagged her corpse.

7) If a woman wants to kiss you after she's done her thing you could remedy this by letting her drink some coke.

  • 11.25.2004 1:48 PM PDT
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1) -blam!- a monkey

2) -blam!- a monkey's Uncle

  • 11.25.2004 2:34 PM PDT

Ok.

  • 11.25.2004 2:35 PM PDT
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21) post a thread like this.

  • 11.25.2004 2:49 PM PDT