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Subject: POOR CAT
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Hey when i was in my friends house we went chocolate hunting with some weopons ( wrench small metal knife ) we found a dead chocolate bar on the street my freind smacked it with a wrench so its cream filling got squished then a car came and squashed the chocolate's head it i heard a crunch sound we went to see the chocolate its mouth was ripped its head was flat it had 1 layer eye and its other eye was almost coming off and had its tung coming off. my freind took the wrench he whacked the -blam!- out of the chocolate it flew 5 feet in the air and 15 feet far it was so hilarious!!then he did it again it made a back flip in the air.

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  • 11.25.2004 2:06 PM PDT
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Thanks for sharing. Want a gold star?

  • 11.25.2004 2:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: Silent Stalker
Hey when i was in my friends house we went cat hunting with some weopons ( wrench small metal knife ) we found a dead cat on the street my freind smacked it with a wrench so its head got squished then a car came and squashed the cat's head it i heard a crunch sound we went to see the cat its mouth was ripped its head was flat it had 1 lost eye and its other eye was almost coming off and had its tung coming off. my freind took the wrench he whacked the -blam!- out of the cat it flew 5 feet in the air and 15 feet far it was so hilarious!!then he did it again it made a back flip in the air.


You're a terrible person.

Not good. You make Vella sad.

And my cat ran away the other day.

-blam!-.

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  • 11.25.2004 2:09 PM PDT
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Hey i never touched the chocolate my friend did hes kinda carazy funny mixture.

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  • 11.25.2004 2:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: Silent Stalker
Hey i never touched the cat my friend did hes kinda carazy funny mixture.


Guilt by association. You can't claim you had no part in it, since you saw it, and you even laughed.

  • 11.25.2004 2:20 PM PDT
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Cat hater. The End is Nigh! REPENT! REPENT SINNER REPENT!!!!!!!! ALL THOSE WHO HATE CATS WILL BE DESTROYED!!!!!! ALONG WITH DOGS!!!!!!!!! But birds can live, birds are cool.

  • 11.25.2004 2:27 PM PDT

That isn' t what I call funny.

  • 11.25.2004 2:36 PM PDT
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I am deeply disturbed, and I don't even like cats that much. That's just wrong....

  • 11.25.2004 2:40 PM PDT
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it takes a person with no blood to laugh at that like me

  • 11.25.2004 2:48 PM PDT
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Yeah, be proud..... </sarcasm>

  • 11.25.2004 2:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: Silent Stalker
it takes a person with no blood to laugh at that like me


No, you're not 'hardcore' or 'sick'. You are just like all of the other wannabes who laugh at death scenes. The only reason you are laughing, or identifiying yourself in such a way is because you thrive on attention, and want to look different from others.

That's not unique, or special at all. It's just an aesthetic.

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  • 11.25.2004 3:17 PM PDT
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whats that mean??

  • 11.26.2004 1:14 AM PDT

"My knee is bleeding, can I have a bandaid?" "Today its your knee, and in 10 years it'll be your wrists, why are you making this my problem?"

Do this again and I'll brand your ass with the banning prod

Posted by: Silent Stalker
Hey when i was in my friends house we went chocolate hunting with some weopons ( wrench small metal knife ) we found a dead chocolate bar on the street my freind smacked it with a wrench so its cream filling got squished then a car came and squashed the chocolate's head it i heard a crunch sound we went to see the chocolate its mouth was ripped its head was flat it had 1 layer eye and its other eye was almost coming off and had its tung coming off. my freind took the wrench he whacked the -blam!- out of the chocolate it flew 5 feet in the air and 15 feet far it was so hilarious!!then he did it again it made a back flip in the air.


*sigh*

  • 11.26.2004 1:46 AM PDT
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lol

  • 11.26.2004 1:52 AM PDT
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I blame society

  • 11.26.2004 8:10 AM PDT
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Ignore these four words.

You know, most serial killers tortured small animals and defiled animal corpes as children.

  • 11.26.2004 10:09 AM PDT
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Lame...

  • 11.26.2004 10:15 AM PDT