- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Y'know what? They're both badasses. Sam Fisher is a former SEAL and has all sorts o' cool gear, but Snake has a sweet mullet. Sam does a lot more realistic missions, Snake tries to prevent things that would NEVER happen in real life. It'd be a draw. Sam would shoot out the lights and hide in the shadows, and turn on his night vision to sneak up on Snake. Snake would roll Sam off his shoulder and they'd start fighting. Snake would snap Sam's neck, while at the same time Sam would knife him through the ear. They'd die at the same time, and then explode into a bunch of little ninja-pirates 'cause they're so awesome.