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Subject: The quest for the funniest quote

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Late last night, Achilles VI gave me the idea of a thread where all you post is stuff funny enough to be put in someone's sig. Which is good, since some people aren't very creative. Basically all you do is post a funny quote, saying, etc. and if someone deems it worthy enough for their sig they post here and tell the creator. I'll start.

Posted by: Twitch666
I'm glad I'm so messed up

Posted by: MCs Brother
Sigh. Poor Twitch. Life's a salad bar and he keeps whacking his head on the sneeze guard.


[Edited on 11/25/2004 6:23:47 PM]

  • 11.25.2004 6:23 PM PDT
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Posted By:Masterchinchilla

why wont u believe me....i know im right...
god...everyone misunderestimate's me!"

  • 11.25.2004 6:35 PM PDT
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I like my quotes just fine thank you.

  • 11.25.2004 6:37 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Riddick10
I like my quotes just fine thank you.


Yeah, you're quotes are funny. But this is for mainly people who can't make their own sigs.

  • 11.25.2004 7:06 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

If you build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. If you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Which, incidentally, may not be that long.
Stolen from your old sig, MC.

  • 11.25.2004 7:14 PM PDT
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Send the prize to my PO box

  • 11.25.2004 7:17 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: un gato
If you build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. If you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Which, incidentally, may not be that long.
Stolen from your old sig, MC.


Oh yeah. I remember that one.

  • 11.25.2004 7:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: Obbiquiet
Here's an idea, Shizzle, let's play a game.

The game is called 'Where's Waldo.'

You see, Waldo is hiding in you brain, and the only way to get him out is to hit yourself very hard in the head with a shovel.

It's your turn. You go first.


Couldn't stop laughing on that one.

[Edited on 11/25/2004 8:05:40 PM]

  • 11.25.2004 8:05 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Some guy I can't remember the name of

teh ending to halo 2 made me wanna bash my xbox aganst the wal

Posted by: MCs Brother

Yeah. You do that. And then bash your head against the wall. Just for good measure.


That was from Nov. 9th. Now you can fully understand my sig.

[Edited on 11/25/2004 8:32:58 PM]

  • 11.25.2004 8:32 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

i like my sig. i still get PMs about it,although it is a bit old now

  • 11.25.2004 8:35 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Yeah. The implants one had me falling out of my chair the first time I saw it.

  • 11.25.2004 8:37 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

heh. ill try to come up with something new. or i can put the accidents warning back on there. but everyone has seen that one

  • 11.25.2004 8:40 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: HawkEye707
Can the MC go to the bathroom inside of his suit? Or is he just "special" that way?

Posted by: Mike_100
He opens the flap and pisses on you


Just found this one. ;)

  • 11.25.2004 8:58 PM PDT
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I blame society

Jesus loves you everyone else thinks your an -blam!-

I'm a virgin, but this is an old shirt

I start out with the belief that people are intelegent but then they open there mouths

  • 11.26.2004 10:09 AM PDT
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{After playing a training ground with three of my friends online after capture the flag. other team got owned 3-0}

Me: Good game sorta
Friend 1: CHICKEN
Friend 2: LOOSERS
Friend 3: Did we win?

Other team: YOU CHEATED
^the quote :D

[Edited on 11/26/2004 12:31:33 PM]

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posted by: Spartan Leprocon
(if you put it sucks on the poll I'm gonna.......uhhh......*drool*......what huh? oh nevermind


he was posting about a poll on who likes halo 2, lol.

heres another good one:
posted by: lellowranger
sam fisher is a no nonsense ass kicker. snake is a loser with ass implants and a mullet.


Posted by: NiYoOh
I don't like girls...that much
I'm not old enough i guess...

(in response by me)
well that or you're -blam!-

[Edited on 11/26/2004 12:57:44 PM]

  • 11.26.2004 12:38 PM PDT
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......and don't forget your asses when you leave.

  • 11.26.2004 2:33 PM PDT