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Subject: Best Taunt Ever
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Has anyone ever used the taunt,
"I can teach you how to shoot if you want..."


I thought it up a while ago and annoyed a friend with it, I was just wondering if anyone else was a comic genius like me.............

  • 08.08.2007 6:32 PM PDT

RIP Halo 2.

I fail to see the humor or how it would be taunting.

  • 08.08.2007 6:33 PM PDT

-Its a MG42!
-My favorite color is bubble shield

If your winning...
Opponent...(says any tuant)
U..."scoreboard"
i'd like to thank my idiot cousin for that

  • 08.08.2007 6:35 PM PDT
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Are you unhappy Wells?

  • 08.08.2007 6:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: Quorn King
Are you unhappy Wells?


Wells isnt unhappy, you are just dumb, and not in the slightest bit funny.

  • 08.08.2007 6:57 PM PDT
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"Comic genius" is going a little far.

  • 08.08.2007 6:58 PM PDT

GT= Frost1691
No Group Invites.
Worst idea ever...http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=8664824

No. I'm not a douche bag.

  • 08.08.2007 7:02 PM PDT

There was a man from Allentown who fed his son to death.
He calmly watched him gorge himself until his final breath.
And there he stood, surprised and shocked above his tiny frame.
He said: "I bear no blame for this. I only share his name!"

I wish I was cool enough to insult people over the internet . . .

  • 08.08.2007 7:19 PM PDT
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The best taunt is to say "Way to get Out Br'ed kid!" right after you rocket/sword/noob combo them. Or to complain how they're bad with host right after you kill them, regardless if they have host or not.

  • 08.08.2007 7:21 PM PDT
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SbK.

Duh.

  • 08.08.2007 7:31 PM PDT

Check out my Halo 3 Machinma here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rNzxWp77Zo

Thats a stupid taunt, the prefect taunt is crouching up and down repediately.

  • 08.08.2007 9:48 PM PDT

I Deafeated the Flood on Alpha, I Defendend Earth in October, I Watched the Hierarchs die. I am Thor's Hammer

Professional Lurker!

Tea bag... nuff said

  • 08.08.2007 9:53 PM PDT
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Those are all stupid, either say "nice tanlines" or just explain to them that there is no reason to be an idiot.

Exempli Gratia:

"Get Out BR'd/Raped/Hosted/Owned/Pooped on (sounds more like Booped on though)" or "Weeeeooow Look at your Kills and Deaths" or "**** you/eat *****/**** die/*********" or finally any comment on your skill.

"What is wrong with you man? All I want to do is play this game for fun, what are you doing?" or "Do you think it is okay to act like that? You started this conflict because I did little more than kill you so what is it you want?" or "Do you need to take a break?" anything like that works, rhetorical questions are key but not required.

But for god's sake don't smack talk back just let them know they are doing something wrong.

  • 08.08.2007 10:25 PM PDT