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Subject: tell jokes here or die
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i would tell some jokes, but my jokes arent the kind you tell on this kind of website.

  • 06.01.2004 3:25 PM PDT
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Shut up!!!!!!!!!

  • 06.01.2004 3:26 PM PDT
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You have issues.

  • 06.01.2004 3:28 PM PDT
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I know a funny limerick! Ahem:

There once was a man named Enis,
He- Whoa! I can't tell that one.

  • 06.01.2004 3:31 PM PDT
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There once was a man from Nantucket

  • 06.01.2004 4:39 PM PDT
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Your mom.

  • 06.01.2004 4:40 PM PDT
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I was feeding my donkey some hay,
I abused him and he ran away...

  • 06.01.2004 4:41 PM PDT
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! I don't get it.

  • 06.01.2004 4:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Your mom.


I told you to stop taking my material.

Your sister...

(I hope she's over 18 and extremely hot).

  • 06.01.2004 4:42 PM PDT
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FAMILY GUY QUOTE:

"honey we have to stop spending money...you know that this stuff is expensive!!!"
"lois we cant hold back...thats what that -blam!- did when---"
"Peter his name was enus!"
"what did I say?"
"-blam!-"
"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA"

Anoother:

"DIE LOIS DIE!!!!"

  • 06.01.2004 4:45 PM PDT
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I once knew a friend named Tom,
Who needed a date for the prom,
He wasn't that hot,
But it mattered not,
Cuz instead he just brought his mom!

Booyah! =P

  • 06.01.2004 4:56 PM PDT
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There's two muffins in an oven, one turns to the other and says: "man it's getting hot in here."
the other then turns and yells: "GHAAAAA A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"

P.S. this whole forum rocks

  • 06.01.2004 4:58 PM PDT
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Damn straight, Puma. Good to see you back here.

  • 06.01.2004 5:04 PM PDT
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This is a true story. When i was 6 years old i had this crazy dream that my aunt died. i woke up screaming and my parents came into the room. i told em what happened, they explained it was just a dream and encouraged me to go back to sleep. In the morning we got a call from my uncle. My aunt had died in the night. Needless to say my family was a little freaked out. 1 week later i had another dream, my father died. again i woke up screaming, but this time my parents were a little concerned. the next day my dad and mom were paranoid something was gonna happen. My dad had a terrible day at work. I was in my room and heard my mom scream. I came running downstairs, and the front door was open. there on the porch was te mailman, dead.


props to big fish for that one.

  • 06.01.2004 6:00 PM PDT
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"Your mom's so fat, that when she yawned, she accidently swallowed a black hole."

[Edited on 6/1/2004 6:02:41 PM]

  • 06.01.2004 6:02 PM PDT

I like my Covenant like i like my woman, screamin and with a sticky on there face.

Posted by: Matt In A Bubble
There once was a man from Nantucket


whose **** was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
if my ear was a c*** i would f it

  • 06.01.2004 6:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: klurejr
I came running downstairs, and the front door was open. there on the porch was te mailman, dead.


What did he die of?

  • 06.01.2004 6:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: agent404
Posted by: klurejr
I came running downstairs, and the front door was open. there on the porch was te mailman, dead.


What did he die of?

the same thing the aunt did... i hope you are just kidding, it really is not that difficult to understand.

  • 06.01.2004 6:07 PM PDT
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somebody help me fix my clown night light! please!

  • 06.01.2004 6:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: NightPotato
somebody help me fix my clown night light! please!

first you will need to check the amps in the wall, get a metal coat hanger and unwind it. With absolutly no protection, place each end into either side of the wall socket. Give me a call from the hospital and let me know if it worked. then i shall reveal step two for fixing the nightlight.

  • 06.01.2004 6:25 PM PDT
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im having a hospial nurse type this becasue i am paralysed from the waist up. in conclusin you blamed up my lamp. for this i will never forvige u! the clown lamp will live on!

  • 06.01.2004 6:32 PM PDT
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you should of known to move all delicate objects away before the insertion.

that sounds dirty...

  • 06.01.2004 6:34 PM PDT

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