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Posted by: Xeroh
I actualy got that from tv so dont hate me...

LAME!, and yes now everyone hates you. as a matter of fact we are all dumber for having to read that.

  • 06.01.2004 6:43 PM PDT
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Great now im gonna fail all my finals

  • 06.01.2004 6:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: Stalking Puma
Great now im gonna fail all my finals

nah, just unplug the TV, get off the net and learn to read from books, you will be fine.

  • 06.01.2004 6:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: NightPotato
im having a hospial nurse type this becasue i am paralysed from the waist up. in conclusin you blamed up my lamp. for this i will never forvige u! the clown lamp will live on!


Dude if u were paralyzed from the waist up your brain would be dead, its a nerve too!

  • 06.01.2004 7:35 PM PDT
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guy goes to a restaurant, orders soup. calls the water back after the soup arrives and says, "taste the soup". waiter says "whats wrong with the soup?". "taste it!" . "what is it too hot?". "Just taste it!!". "too cold?". "Would you just taste it already!". waiter says "fine, fine, wheres the spoon." "Ah Haa!"

HEY OOOO!


what do you know from funny anyway....

  • 06.01.2004 7:40 PM PDT
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i smiled

  • 06.01.2004 7:42 PM PDT
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are we allowed to tell dead baby jokes? Seriously.. would i get banned?

[Edited on 6/1/2004 7:48:06 PM]

  • 06.01.2004 7:47 PM PDT
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hahaha...i would, i have a lot..but i wont say them, cuz then ill get banned and i only just joined.

well..hmm..
One cow said moo. the other cow said "hey, i was gonna say that.."

  • 06.01.2004 7:51 PM PDT
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Ok a baby seal walks into a club.

  • 06.01.2004 8:41 PM PDT
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I would kill for some dead baby jokes.

  • 06.02.2004 12:26 AM PDT
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A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?"

Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: ''Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!''

The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Got any nails?''

Confused, the bartender says no.

''Good!'' says the duck. ''Got any grapes?''

  • 06.02.2004 12:49 AM PDT
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This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy notices it.

“Hey, what's that?”

“A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish, I got a twelve inch pianist.”

“Can I try?” The man with the piano agrees and a minute later, a million ducks fill the room.

“Ducks? I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!”

“Ya think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist?”

  • 06.02.2004 12:57 AM PDT
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OK, ok last one. I promise.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.

The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."

The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."

POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."

POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.

The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"

The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."

  • 06.02.2004 1:05 AM PDT
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lol stupid blondes... you're mama's so fat, she jumped in the swimming pool and got STUCK!!!! ooh...

  • 06.02.2004 1:13 AM PDT

I like my Covenant like i like my woman, screamin and with a sticky on there face.

a blond a brunnette and a red head jump off a building who lands first

and how many blode jokes are there

i also got a few bad jew jokes too

  • 06.02.2004 3:14 PM PDT
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speakin of blondes....


what do a blonde and a lottery ticket have in common?



A: If you scratch the box you win!!!!!

  • 06.02.2004 3:16 PM PDT

I like my Covenant like i like my woman, screamin and with a sticky on there face.

1) the blond lands last because she had to stop for directions

2) none there all true

Jew jokes how many jews can you fit in an ashtray

  • 06.02.2004 3:23 PM PDT
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What do you call a hottub full of lepers? Oatmeal!

  • 06.02.2004 3:29 PM PDT
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Seriously though can we tell dead baby jokes? Is that too vulgar would anyone be offended?

  • 06.02.2004 3:29 PM PDT
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the only joke here is in your pants...


OHH!!!!! BAZING!!!! nah just kiddin dude....you the man Mike.
I'd be careful with dead baby jokes and Jew jokes and black people jokes etc.

  • 06.02.2004 3:32 PM PDT
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awwww... I even have a nice title for my post. Its green

  • 06.02.2004 3:34 PM PDT
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*sounds of warning*

  • 06.02.2004 3:35 PM PDT

I like my Covenant like i like my woman, screamin and with a sticky on there face.

come on someone needs to have a good joke

  • 06.02.2004 4:01 PM PDT
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"there once was a man named enis and h-- oh wait I cant tell that here"

  • 06.02.2004 4:03 PM PDT
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Lois, if you still havent figured out that im gone, please flip the tape over to side B.

  • 06.02.2004 4:03 PM PDT

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