- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
there once was a man from Eau Claire;
he was railing his wife on the stair.
the banister broke, he had a quick stroke,
and he finished her off in the air
Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater.
went to the theatre, had to beat her.
squirted white stuff all over the screen,
ruined Titanic's final scene.