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You are a marine that was thought dead but unconcious, left behind in a Covenant Cruiser in a collision course to a sun. The controls are disabled, no covie engineers, three broken life pods, covies fighting floods that came out of nowhere in the ship holds ,and you see 4 grunts, 2 jackals, and an elite who banded together to survive. So either join them or go off on your own, CONTINUE THIS STORY..................or they all die.

  • 06.01.2004 3:47 PM PDT
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You commit seppuku.

The end.

  • 06.01.2004 3:51 PM PDT
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Why do about 2% of your posts contain seppuku/suicide?

  • 06.01.2004 3:53 PM PDT
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Because you touch yourself at night.

  • 06.01.2004 3:55 PM PDT
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Why dont you commit Seppuku?

  • 06.01.2004 3:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Because you touch yourself at night.

I only do that when thinking of you... candles, and massage lotion. mmmmmm, yummy, oh wait this is WAYYYY off topic.

  • 06.01.2004 4:13 PM PDT
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marine runs away and into a room with candles and the smell of massafe lotion. He finds in his horror klurejr 'touching' himself.

  • 06.01.2004 7:46 PM PDT

bah

Posted by: ObbiQuiet
You commit seppuku.

The end.
An Elite come over an squat-humps your dead body.

  • 06.01.2004 8:24 PM PDT
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{quote]You commit seppuku.[/quote]


If I'm not completely mistaken, it's quite hard to commit sepukku all by yourself. Hara-kiri is much easier. The difference is that when you commit Hara-kiri, you just take a dagger, stab it in your stomach, cut upward and then turn the knife. Seppuke is very similliar, except that when you reach the most painful moment, someone else cuts your head of. (from a very carefully calclulated angle to minimize bloodsplatter on the one cutting of the head)

Unless he has covie friends, or suffers from an very extreme form of schizofrenia, he cannot commit seppuku

  • 06.02.2004 6:47 AM PDT
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How to hump a dead body;
First kill the guy, go over him, and rapidly press the left analog stick and create a video.

  • 06.07.2004 12:40 PM PDT