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Subject: Caption #6: The REAL last Spartan?
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The Covenant armada is approaching Earth and one lone hero stands between them and the annihilation of the entire human race.... Help us Bungie Princess, you're our only hope!


  • 06.01.2004 4:15 PM PDT
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A younger version of Dr. Halsey.

  • 06.01.2004 4:44 PM PDT
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Convie commander : I think its trying to communicate...

  • 06.01.2004 4:47 PM PDT
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Some grunt : She got a stain on her shirt.

  • 06.01.2004 4:48 PM PDT
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The Covenant version of a Spartan. As you can clearly see, the initial experimentations went horribly awry.

  • 06.01.2004 4:50 PM PDT
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Earth unleashes her new weapon... the Awex0me Death -blam!-!

  • 06.01.2004 5:02 PM PDT
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"I love being the only female at Halo conventions."

  • 06.01.2004 5:04 PM PDT
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"I don't know what it is. I don't know whot hese people are.

But damn, do I look hot."

  • 06.01.2004 5:04 PM PDT
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Woman: "There, Frankie-"
Frankie: "LORD Frankie!"
Woman: "Uh... Lord Frankie... now that you have the picture, can I go now?"
Frankie: "..."
Woman: "What are you-"
Frankie: "One moment. Almost done."

  • 06.01.2004 5:07 PM PDT
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If only she knew she wasn't really holding guns...

  • 06.01.2004 5:13 PM PDT
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The results of activating the hidden "bobble head code" in Halo is revealed!

  • 06.01.2004 5:18 PM PDT
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After she saves the entire human race, Spartan-069 (ObbiQuiet) appears for a press conference in Iceland.

Reporter: So how did you save the entire human race?

Obbi:I don't really know. I just took my helmet off for a breather, and all I see is Covenant running away.

Reporter: Impressive. And what of your other temmates?

Obbi: Well.... After I took my helmet off I saw them running away to where the Cov were. I guess they still wanted to fight them......

Reporter: So can you take your helmet off for us?

Obbi: Sure! (takes helmet off)

Reporter: (speaking amid chaos as thousands of people try to run away) Holy Mother of
-blam!- It's Frankie!!

  • 06.01.2004 5:23 PM PDT
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On the day of the battle, Lucy, a typical blonde, forgot her guns and the rest of her armor.

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Zoe: "I can't believe she forgot her guns!"
Frankie: "Looks like she has guns to me."

  • 06.01.2004 5:25 PM PDT
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"It puts the helmet on its head."

  • 06.01.2004 5:28 PM PDT
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Anyway, Sketch, who is that?

  • 06.01.2004 5:30 PM PDT
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Written on the inside of the helmet: "For some hot man-lovin', meet in the make-out room at 12 am sharp."

  • 06.01.2004 5:32 PM PDT
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This is a picture of what ObbiQuiet does when she's not working in the icecube farm.

  • 06.01.2004 5:35 PM PDT
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Icecube mine, hon.

There is no icecube farm.

*shifty*

  • 06.01.2004 5:36 PM PDT
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Written on the inside of the helmet:

Do you like me?

[ ] Yes

[ ] No

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Parsons: "Dude, she so licked yes!"
Zoe: "How do you know?"
Parsons: "It has to be. No one else wore it... unless..."

Frankie: *wink*

  • 06.01.2004 5:43 PM PDT
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Frankie: "Lets get a 3-D screenshot of THIS."

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Announcer: "That's all, folks. Tune into "Things You'll Never See" next week for a brand new episode..."

  • 06.01.2004 5:54 PM PDT
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Bungie Princess: That skank Cortana aint got nothing with my big strong Johny boy Spartan 117.

  • 06.01.2004 6:15 PM PDT
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The Covenant better build a doghouse....

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The latest model the Spartan Mark VI MJOLNIR helmet was increased by nearly 2 times its original size due to many female Spartans maiming several colegues simply because they said that the standard issue MJOLNIR helmets made them look, and I quote, "fat"...

  • 06.01.2004 6:32 PM PDT
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A grunt, "Yea, i'd tap that"

  • 06.01.2004 6:48 PM PDT
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eh.... tell a chick she looks fat she can take down the covenant army, the flood and still have some left for you... be careful... an icecube mine?

(scene resets)-O.o an icecube mine?
(scene resets)-XD an icecube mine?
(scene resets)-O.o Chunky Mjolnir helmets?

  • 06.01.2004 6:49 PM PDT
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The new Mark VI will include a larger chest and buttocks area due to complaints from spartans that have guns and female spartans that have even BIGGER guns

  • 06.01.2004 7:43 PM PDT