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Subject: Caption #6: The REAL last Spartan?
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Posted by: Grug

2- Fake ID = $250, Booze = $100, Nightout on the Town = $150,
Hooking up with a chick willing to fulfil your Geeky fantasies... Priceless.

-Gruggles


that was great!

my own...

"due to affirmative action we had to recruit a female spartan... unfortunately budget cuts left us only with the helmet armor piece."

"to keep in competition with the next metroid, developers for halo 2 decided it was best to give gamers a special ending after beating the game in under 2 hours. somehow they managed to screw that up"

"nuh, uh... the helmet brings out my nail polish, but there's no way i'm covering up this cute shirt with the rest of that stuff"

"the spartans' idea of a stripper... LOOK, NO ARMOR!" *drool*

"the truth about master chief having a stunt double goes public!"

"dammit! the active camo is busted again!"

"hmmm... photoshopped helmet = check, poster of halo 2 = check, photshopped guns = argh! who forgot to give me guns!"

"okay, i put the stupid thing on... now frankie, where's the bonus you promised me?"

"mistress chief? riiiiight..."

"mc having a spartan girlfriend... failed subplot number 32"

  • 06.06.2004 3:37 AM PDT
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SHE'S HOT!!!!!! LOL jk who is that anyhow?

  • 06.06.2004 9:40 AM PDT

My thumbsticks will be your Doom.... sorry 'bout that.
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"I think somebody here lost a bet, ....and I think that somebody was Bungie."


"Reaching a new low, Bungie's travelling carnival booth will let fans pose with their pick of Spartan costuming and period backdrop. 10x8 prints go for $150."


"The entire UNSC fleet breathed a sigh of relief when this picture was broadcast on a secure band to all ships. 'Bungie Princess', whispered Admiral Hood, '...that's what Cortana meant by reinforcements' "

  • 06.06.2004 10:51 AM PDT

My thumbsticks will be your Doom.... sorry 'bout that.
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Bungie Princess: "We are totally confident that our defenses will hold. Infact we have the entire Covenant force surrounded. We expect their surrender shortly. (looks back at scene unfolding, speachless, she gives the thumbs up)"


Covenant intel shows that Bungie Princess indeed does not have anything under her thumb.


Unaware that her crown as "Miss Bungie" was going to be a Spartan helmet, all parts of her acceptant speech was muffled except for the thumps up sign"

  • 06.06.2004 11:03 AM PDT
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yeah you look hot but i've seen better ...
Posted by: ObbiQuiet
"I don't know what it is. I don't know whot hese people are.

But damn, do I look hot."

  • 06.06.2004 12:25 PM PDT
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Alta, after being inslted for the last time on how big her head was, decided to kill all the Bungie staff members. WITH HER THUMBS!

  • 06.06.2004 3:58 PM PDT
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Oh, I bet she gives great helmet!

  • 06.06.2004 4:40 PM PDT
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Hmmmm....this is an interesting develpment in the Marine Core ranks. I must...er...."investigate" this further.

  • 06.06.2004 6:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: Sierex
"hmmm... photoshopped helmet = check, poster of halo 2 = check, photshopped guns = argh! who forgot to give me guns!"


LOL!! Good one! My favorite out of the whole list.

  • 06.06.2004 6:19 PM PDT
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Sarge: Ummm... Where's your body armor Spartan!
Women: Its on back order...

  • 06.06.2004 7:50 PM PDT
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.... no

  • 06.06.2004 8:01 PM PDT
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do those helments come in my size... or at least my [color=black]color[/color]

  • 06.07.2004 12:57 AM PDT
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Spartan:Dad just take the picture

  • 06.07.2004 8:59 AM PDT
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Master Chief: "NOW will you stop calling me John?!"

  • 06.07.2004 11:56 AM PDT
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Bungie Princess: Does my head look big in this?

  • 06.07.2004 1:30 PM PDT
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Halo's Princess Peach version.

  • 06.07.2004 1:33 PM PDT
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Life sized bobble-head advertising Halo 2.....

  • 06.07.2004 2:12 PM PDT
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The last Spartan was soon pwned by *gasp* the second to last Spartan because she forgot her
1. Armor
2. Guns
3. Make-up

  • 06.07.2004 4:27 PM PDT
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Which thumb do you want me to pummel you with?

  • 06.07.2004 4:43 PM PDT
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hmmm im not sure u can use ur thumbs but ill use my sticky grenade and watch u run in circles *looks at watch* u got 4 seconds pal

  • 06.07.2004 5:40 PM PDT
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(>xx)> O--("Q)

  • 06.07.2004 5:43 PM PDT
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2- Fake ID = $250, Booze = $100, Nightout on the Town = $150,
Hooking up with a chick willing to fulfil your Geeky fantasies... Priceless.[sierex]


Man i hear u dude

  • 06.07.2004 5:45 PM PDT
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News Reporter: For Reasons Earth command has yet to determine the new lightly armored female Spartans have a very high success rate against covenant troops.

Master Chief (Whisper to Cortana): Maybe its because they haven't seen a female in so long they frighten them.

Cortana: 'snicker' I think she's just to much for those boys to handle.

Master Chief: with those guns! HAHAHAHA

  • 06.08.2004 12:14 AM PDT