- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: Grug
2- Fake ID = $250, Booze = $100, Nightout on the Town = $150,
Hooking up with a chick willing to fulfil your Geeky fantasies... Priceless.
-Gruggles
that was great!
my own...
"due to affirmative action we had to recruit a female spartan... unfortunately budget cuts left us only with the helmet armor piece."
"to keep in competition with the next metroid, developers for halo 2 decided it was best to give gamers a special ending after beating the game in under 2 hours. somehow they managed to screw that up"
"nuh, uh... the helmet brings out my nail polish, but there's no way i'm covering up this cute shirt with the rest of that stuff"
"the spartans' idea of a stripper... LOOK, NO ARMOR!" *drool*
"the truth about master chief having a stunt double goes public!"
"dammit! the active camo is busted again!"
"hmmm... photoshopped helmet = check, poster of halo 2 = check, photshopped guns = argh! who forgot to give me guns!"
"okay, i put the stupid thing on... now frankie, where's the bonus you promised me?"
"mistress chief? riiiiight..."
"mc having a spartan girlfriend... failed subplot number 32"