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Subject: Caption #6: The REAL last Spartan?
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The recently unleashed Bungie Virtual reality Master Chief helmet allows you to play Halo and Halo 2 as if you were actually holding the guns. As you can see, it is available in many colours, and is designed for people of all race, gender, and age.

  • 06.01.2004 7:43 PM PDT
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I think mine was funny yours was good too

  • 06.01.2004 7:46 PM PDT

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

Oh no.... not the Power Ranger Kelly! You see, Kelly, the Pink Spartan, is actually the Pink Power Ranger (from the original series).... Same name, same color... can you not see the similarities?

Heh, I always knew Kelly would have a good body.

Oops... did I say that?


..... that was a joke, by the way.

  • 06.01.2004 8:12 PM PDT
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The light coming off that giant "moon" base is tearing our ship apart!

  • 06.01.2004 8:19 PM PDT
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she has man fists

  • 06.01.2004 9:13 PM PDT
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Brute: Well check that Spartan out. Ok guys im gonna use the needler on her.
Elite: Wait, i think i should use my plasma sword its far bigger and scary.
Jackal: Whats with all the figh- check that out (drops plasma pistol and picks it up again as they all stare)
Elite: The needler is too weak for that Spartan.
Brute: No way mine lasts longer.
Grunt: (runs towards Spartan saying in a high piched voice) Little people first!

  • 06.01.2004 9:53 PM PDT
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"I will kill you with my thumbs!"

  • 06.01.2004 10:02 PM PDT

bah

"I give Sketch two thumbs up!"

  • 06.01.2004 10:02 PM PDT
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"My gaming thumbs are pretty dang stiff!"

  • 06.01.2004 10:02 PM PDT
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* "I think I am allergic to war, Sarge. My head is swelling up like a SPARTAN's helmet!"

* SPARTANS GONE WILD!!! Vol. 2
Earth Special Edition

  • 06.01.2004 11:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Anyway, Sketch, who is that?


I think we can assume that's Alta Hartmann, the "Bungie Princess".

  • 06.02.2004 12:06 AM PDT
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Bungie Princess: I've got more experience than Master Chief when it comes to skill in using a weapon, and i tend to use the Rifle alot.
Master Chief: What about duel welding you think your better than me at using two things at the same time?
Bungie Princess: Of course its my speciality *funny frown*.
Master Chief: Uhh.

  • 06.02.2004 12:38 AM PDT
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A billion miles above Earth, the MC decides the only way to get to the ground is the most obvious one. Hitch Hike.

Warning: Hitchhikers may be escaping convicts...

  • 06.02.2004 1:52 AM PDT
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"Master Chief! Before you take off and fight for the human race, do you have time for one quick picture?"
"Sure!"
"Uh...could you just take one step back please?"
"Sure thiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE......*splat*
"Wort wort wort*

  • 06.02.2004 1:56 AM PDT
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"Hey...your not the Master Chief!"
"Er...yes I am!"
"But your helmets pink!"
"I...felt like a change. But I'm still really the Master Chief"
"Prove it!"
"Um..." poses*
"Good enough for me. Carry on Master Chief!"
"-Ess."
"What?"
"Nothing!"

  • 06.02.2004 1:59 AM PDT
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"I enjoy posing for caption pictures so that all the boys can publically show how unfunny they are."

  • 06.02.2004 2:23 AM PDT
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Solider: Is it a bird?

Solider: #2: Yeah look.

Sgt: No its not.

Solider #2: Oh sorry my bad.

Solider: is it a plane?

Solider #3: No, its Bungie Princess!

Solider #2: I told you i was right, it was a bird after all.

Sgt: God damnit.

  • 06.02.2004 2:48 AM PDT
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Marine- She's our only hope..... Wait have you seen this woman!?
Commander- No i havn't, why?
Marine- I love you commander..................

BOOM!

  • 06.02.2004 3:50 AM PDT
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it's life alright, but not as we know it.

  • 06.02.2004 4:46 AM PDT
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sarge: Chief, i don't care what you wear in the weekends, but when you are on duty, you wear your entire and GREEN armor!

  • 06.02.2004 4:48 AM PDT
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elite: "Oh come on! i expected the humans to make it harder for us to conquer earth!"
grunt: "yeah, when i heard all the others talking about how dangerous the chief was, i expected him to be more......"
elite: "male?"
grunt: "Yeah, i expected him to be a man, not something....pink".
elite: "Me too, man those humans just deserve to die for this alone."

  • 06.02.2004 4:54 AM PDT
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[color=salmon]Salmon.[/color]

  • 06.02.2004 5:23 AM PDT
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Look, it even comes with a matching death ring!

  • 06.02.2004 6:44 AM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
"It puts the helmet on its head."


Don't forget the lotion for "it's skin". Oh shut up Precious.

  • 06.02.2004 6:47 AM PDT
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-Luke, I'm your Mother!

-Dual-wielding Thumb warrior!

-Barbie Chief!

-Wonder twin power activate! Form of a Hottie!

-Does this make my head look fat?

-Who needs armour? After giving birth, what's a few bullets?

  • 06.02.2004 8:01 AM PDT