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Subject: Caption #6: The REAL last Spartan?
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Opinions are like arseholes - everybody has one.

Knowledge is knowing Tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

There is no such thing as a bad decision, only good decisions based on flawed information.

Although he was willing to reveal the rest of his body despite heavy steroid use, Master Chief was still reluctant to remove his helmet.

  • 06.02.2004 8:50 AM PDT
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Halo 2 Multiplayer record, Franke vs Sketch: 0-8

now we see why.

  • 06.02.2004 9:09 AM PDT
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What Cortana sees when Master Chief looks in a mirror.

  • 06.02.2004 9:28 AM PDT

Twelve Large ²

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep.

Recommendations: The Neck Developer

This will help keep the Spartan right side up when bending over to pick up a weapon.


  • 06.02.2004 9:32 AM PDT
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from countless battles the master chief has slowly gone insane and opted a sex change.

  • 06.02.2004 9:47 AM PDT
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at a secret ONI laboratory, MC participates in the development of a new kind of active camoflauge.
"looking good! but why hasn't anyone ever told me my head is so damn BIG?!?"

  • 06.02.2004 10:39 AM PDT
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- What Master Chief looks like under the armor.

- "Feel the pain of my thumbs, -blam!-es! Muwahahahahahahaha!"

- Master Chief on his "off" days.

- "Does this hemet make my head look fat?"

  • 06.02.2004 11:24 AM PDT
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Posted by: Ringer
Posted by: ObbiQuiet
"It puts the helmet on its head."


Don't forget the lotion for "it's skin". Oh shut up Precious.


Congratulations, you got the reference.

You get the prize.

  • 06.02.2004 12:07 PM PDT
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...and the daughter of BD (of "Doonsbury" fame) turns out to be a big Halo fan....

  • 06.02.2004 12:24 PM PDT
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*thought bubble* "I'm not giving you a thumbs up, you idiots, I'm pointing to the helmet! I CAN'T GET IT OFF!!"

  • 06.02.2004 12:25 PM PDT
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The rest of her MJOLNIR armor will need some variations in the chest area! Master Chieftess

  • 06.02.2004 12:40 PM PDT
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Looks like Stosh lost another bet.

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Obbi decides that her face looks better under a bulky helmet.

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You can see her nipplese, just like in Frankie's pink Mister Chief art in the weekly update.

  • 06.02.2004 12:48 PM PDT
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Master Chief: Do you think pink goes with Green?

  • 06.02.2004 1:20 PM PDT
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Anouncer: Now for a special look at one of the most anticipated movies of all time. We proudly present...
GI Jane: 2552

  • 06.02.2004 1:29 PM PDT
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BP: If this doesn't get me a promotion then I don't know what will...

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Posted by: BadKarma
at a secret ONI laboratory, MC participates in the development of a new kind of active camoflauge.
"looking good! but why hasn't anyone ever told me my head is so damn BIG?!?"


LOL!! Ha ha ha!!! This is the best one yet!

  • 06.02.2004 2:14 PM PDT
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MC- Hey sexy, how you doing?
Girl Spartan- Get away from me..
MC- You wanna go to my place?
Cortana- Not a good idea sir..
Mc- Why not?
Girl Spartan takes out plasma grenade and throws it at MC
THUMBS UP
Girl Spartan- And they said he was unbeatable

  • 06.02.2004 2:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Posted by: Ringer
Posted by: ObbiQuiet
"It puts the helmet on its head."


Don't forget the lotion for "it's skin". Oh shut up Precious.


Congratulations, you got the reference.

You get the prize.


What might "The Prize" be?

  • 06.02.2004 2:31 PM PDT

Twelve Large ²

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep.

Okay, now remove your clothing so we can put on the rest of you mjolnir mark 6 battle armor.

You can keep on the jewelry, if you like.

  • 06.02.2004 2:36 PM PDT
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i want that helemet

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The Power Rangers Pink Ranger to the rescue!

  • 06.02.2004 3:32 PM PDT
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From Red vs. Blue
Donut's biggest secret.

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Grunt: "Ooh ooh ohh! Nipples!"
Elite: "Wait! Those aren't food nipples!"

  • 06.02.2004 5:24 PM PDT