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Subject: Caption #6: The REAL last Spartan?
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Halo 2: Combat Primitive

Master Chief has met his partner in crime for Halo 2, and this time there is no screwing around.

Master Zelda: Hey watch where you point that thing!
Master Chief: *Shrugs shoulders* Sorry I didn't know it was loaded.

  • 06.02.2004 5:26 PM PDT
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Covie admiral: Would you look at the Magnetic Accelerator Cannons on that thing?!

  • 06.02.2004 5:40 PM PDT
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Marines: Man I wish every spartan came with that armor.

  • 06.02.2004 6:21 PM PDT
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if u didnt know this is prank played on the master cheif by one of his marine friends...

After the successful supersoldier program called "Spartan II" the human empire started on a new experiment... where they used radioactive liquids and gave it to there test subject... after a long time experimenting the Spartan comes and visits to see what his competitor looks like...

Master Chief:WTH is that?
Scientist: that my friend... would be your twin... she had the same butt-ugly face as you so we have her a helmet... just give her some Diet Coke every day and she will not bite you...

a week later... master cheif forgets to feed his sister some diet coke and the Sister goes berserk... killing Master Cheif in the proccess... then killing him again and again since his respawn point is tagged onto his sister...

Scientist: that my friend... is the most deadliest thing in the uniberse!

  • 06.02.2004 6:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: Faded Myth
A billion miles above Earth, the MC decides the only way to get to the ground is the most obvious one. Hitch Hike.

Warning: Hitchhikers may be escaping convicts...


[color=olive]Wow that one was good.[/color]

  • 06.02.2004 8:20 PM PDT
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(halo2 teaser slideshow)
"...Now in this picture as you can see MC gets a gender change sometime in halo2..."

  • 06.02.2004 8:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Do you like me?

[ ] Yes

[ ] No


where is the choice for
[ ] Only when you don't talk.

????

  • 06.02.2004 10:47 PM PDT

yoo•zel- ('yoo-zhul): slang: vb.

Officium quod Fidelitas.

Bungie just defined what it was/is to be a geek, and even added a little flare of its own. Girls shall ever remain a mystery to the Bungie male staff.

One to many hours of programming have effected the minds of all straight men at Bungie.

  • 06.02.2004 11:04 PM PDT
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A ghost chick.

  • 06.02.2004 11:59 PM PDT
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There is a God floating around in space somewhere...and she wears an oversized bicycle helmet.

  • 06.03.2004 12:12 AM PDT
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I'm going with "lightish red".

  • 06.03.2004 3:13 AM PDT
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Sarge: Now that Spartan could save me anyday
*Marine starts laughing*
Sarge: DID I SAY YOU COULD LAUGH BOY!!!!

  • 06.03.2004 4:05 AM PDT
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Intorducing our latest version of the Barbie... being Spartan issue she now comes with fully changable and unchangable armor (which all boys liked to play with *tisk tisk*) and not to mention the fancy armor is PINK... she also can ride in her new sexy PINK Warthog that comes complete with all 279 Brittney Spears Albums even though eveyr single song sounds the exact same...
Also the Barbie is now in "porportion" to actually look real as you can see, and in my opinion is much, much better looking ;)

  • 06.03.2004 4:14 AM PDT
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Look, the chief has single handedly destroyed the covenant crusier with her ass! It's true look closely at the pic

  • 06.03.2004 5:28 AM PDT
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Die elite scum, oh wait, Damn it! I knew I'd forgottern something, now where did I leave my duel smgs?

  • 06.03.2004 5:31 AM PDT
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GO GO POWER RANGERS!

  • 06.03.2004 8:21 AM PDT
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is it hotter inside or outside that helmet?

  • 06.03.2004 9:00 AM PDT
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chief: my helmet is NOT pink, it's light red!

  • 06.03.2004 9:42 AM PDT

Twelve Large ²

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep.

Ahhh.. I can finally let one loose without having to smell it.

  • 06.03.2004 9:51 AM PDT
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The Chiefs new breast plate makes me feel funny...

  • 06.03.2004 9:57 AM PDT
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The new protector of mankind......is a woman...(twilight zone music starts playing)

  • 06.03.2004 10:03 AM PDT
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*Some hero she is! She's giving us the thumbs up when the world behind her is in utter chaos!

*Anti-Frankie helmet.

*The girl wanted the whole suit of armor, but Frankie was already wearing it.

*Clearly she has no grasp on what's going on, just look behind her!

*Damn it! I wanted to see the master chief with out his helmet! Not the other way around, although I am surprised that he looks like that.....

  • 06.03.2004 10:33 AM PDT
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Last Spartan? I WANT SOME!!!

  • 06.03.2004 10:58 AM PDT
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FSWMC (female single white master chief) seeks a strong, silent MSWMC that enjoys sniping elites, meleeing grunts in the back of the head, and barefoot moonlit strolls down the beach.

  • 06.03.2004 11:28 AM PDT
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Equipped with a ring, bracelet and diesel jeans, Master Chief stands strong against the Covenant onslaught!

  • 06.03.2004 11:36 AM PDT