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Subject: Caption #6: The REAL last Spartan?
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No it's not it is Alta Hartmann she is 27 and very sexy!

  • 06.03.2004 4:18 PM PDT
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I think the master chief took too much of cortanas advice...

  • 06.03.2004 4:22 PM PDT
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I think I speak on behalf over every one except Obbi, That we should see alot more of this Alta Hartmann..I mean a good weekly update could be her pic or some thing.

  • 06.03.2004 4:23 PM PDT
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It turns out that the last Spartan was in fact a mutated decendant of the pink Yoshi.
*Reader Gasps*

  • 06.03.2004 4:28 PM PDT
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I want that helmet. and a full suit in pink, now.

  • 06.03.2004 4:37 PM PDT
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AMEN! I nominate this one!

Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Frankie: "Lets get a 3-D screenshot of THIS."

  • 06.03.2004 4:40 PM PDT
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-Halo 1 had invisible elites. Halo 2 has invisible armor and dual invisible guns!

-We all know that Halo 2 brings Master Chief to Earth. But few could suspect what happens when Halo 2 brings Master Chief to Sweden...

  • 06.03.2004 4:48 PM PDT
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Spartan-059 has just one a duel against John the best spartan in the world.
News reporter: Spartan-059 do you have anything to say to your fans?
Spartan-059: Yes, yes I do. to all you male spartans. It doesnt matter how strong you are, or how fast or smart you are; because, not only do we have augmentations but we have PMS!!!

  • 06.03.2004 4:58 PM PDT
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Deep down she always felt as if the others were watching........ and laughing.

  • 06.03.2004 4:59 PM PDT
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shes got a tight body

  • 06.03.2004 5:22 PM PDT
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Sarge: ::sigh:: For the last time, we know you have PMS, but it's just no substitute for armor and a gun!

  • 06.03.2004 5:23 PM PDT
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Elite: Hctib, trihs ym nori! (Hint: they speak backwards.)

  • 06.03.2004 5:25 PM PDT
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Ha-HAH! I win: shooting my wouldn't be politically correct!

  • 06.03.2004 5:26 PM PDT
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I meant 'me', not 'my'. It wouldn't let me edit the post.

  • 06.03.2004 5:27 PM PDT
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It looks like Tex (the freelancer from red vs blue) lost her armour in customs. And had to adapt to civilian clothes.

  • 06.03.2004 5:29 PM PDT
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Spaceship Pilot: Hey! Someone write a caption about me!

  • 06.03.2004 5:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: the grunts buddy
shes got a tight body

I agree.
Those Spartans go through one hell of a work out.

  • 06.03.2004 5:31 PM PDT

"egads! a female spartan?! what's she gonna do? nag the covenant to death?"

....oh thats right, i went there.

  • 06.03.2004 5:50 PM PDT

my signifcantly less politically incorrect caption is: "bungie announces yet another new feature to halo2: Dual Thumb Wielding (tm) . Now you can approve or dissapprove the -blam!- outta something. Makes for excellent melee combos as well."

  • 06.03.2004 5:52 PM PDT
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This is crazy

  • 06.03.2004 6:19 PM PDT
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Ive seen some messed up post but NEVER sumthin like this congrats everyone here is

A. purely insane

B. EXTREEEEEMMMLLLLYYYY bored

C.blind

  • 06.03.2004 6:23 PM PDT
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AHHHHHHH FREAK!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!! :P

  • 06.03.2004 6:27 PM PDT
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HOLY!! the world behind her is exploding, and the covenant ships are crashing with the mere lift of her fingers, she truly is the new super power.

  • 06.03.2004 6:27 PM PDT
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Oh yeah and I agree with 'the grunts buddy' about her body...*drool*...wow...

lol :D

  • 06.03.2004 6:31 PM PDT
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AHHHH!!!!! MY HEAD IS INFLATING!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!! *thumbs up and wink*

  • 06.03.2004 6:56 PM PDT