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In honor of these being forums for off-topic-ness, I've decided to start myself off with something as random as anything i can come up with here. So here we go...

""Is it hot in here? Or is it just the Air Conditioning?" Satan my ponder as he's flying aboard Air Force eleventeen. "But it actually happened, i saw it myself" said the the blind man to the deaf dog. Speaking of blind men I met a blind psycic once, he said that he could see into the future, I said something around the lines like "Whatever i want my candy now." and then he ran away crossing the light when it was green, and then hitting a car. But that was before I convinced the mute to tryout for American Idol 347, she said "sure", and then i told her i was late for seeing the blind man, and i needed to go because he couldn't see me, I needed an appointment, well thats what his deaf dog told me, but anyway so thats your story so whats mine?" Ask the blind dog to the deaf mute man.

  • 06.01.2004 5:19 PM PDT
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am i on drugs?

  • 06.01.2004 5:27 PM PDT
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You are a genius Puma. ;) You need to read Happy Noodle Boy. It'a sub-comic of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. It's one of those crazy goth person comics. You know the people that constantly say that they're going to kill me? Oh -blam!-.

  • 06.01.2004 6:31 PM PDT
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I'd say that I heard my blender shout dirty words at my cat.

I must be seeing things...

  • 06.03.2004 2:54 PM PDT
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A blender? On the Discovery channel, it had these guys building the world's largest blender. Then they used it down in Oxnard, California.

  • 06.03.2004 2:57 PM PDT
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Its acid raining in Jamaica. All green objects turn to stone. Snakes crawl from sandy places.
Giant robots Kill every one whose bald. The Jamaican bobsleding team fly down and come in 39th place. George washinton ate a flower.

  • 06.03.2004 3:00 PM PDT
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Well, then imagine that blender was cursing my cat. Damn, my cat is dumb as hell already, but she would end up in a mental hospital if that blender did that to her.

  • 06.03.2004 3:02 PM PDT
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I was walking along and my bed ate the t.v. This angered me.The sea comes once every millenia and pokes everybody with poky-fishes. I eat food.

  • 06.03.2004 5:29 PM PDT
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Tuesday is coming, did you bring your coat? I eat the talking bees, because im George Washington Christ.

  • 06.03.2004 5:43 PM PDT