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Subject: How To Unlock The Guitar Weapon in Halo
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ur all talking rubbish 1st there is no guitar weapon on halo 2nd this is things in REAL LIFE!

  • 12.13.2004 9:39 AM PDT
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I have a good easter egg



In the maw when you are trying to escape there are some turns somewhere and you take them all and there will be a grunt just standing there talking he won't attack or anything you can kill him if you want to.

  • 12.13.2004 11:48 AM PDT
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you have to rip a couple dozen grunt's worth of methan tanks, then you have to use the super cold methane to freeze 15 jackels, standing straigh up, and freeze a grunt (without armor) in a ball, then you have one chance to bowl a strike, if you succeed, you get to play around with the guitar... if not, you get on bungie.net and message me how you managed freeze those jackels...

  • 12.13.2004 2:13 PM PDT
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How to get the guitar weapon in Halo 1?

While in my wildest dreams, there are three ways I know how to do this.

One: Hit your Xbox with a guitar (Note while playing Raspberry Beret by Prince ... this means you must know how to play the guitar ... and know how to play Prince songs (some of which have no guitar but we've seen people fudge worse melodies)). After this the sound waves will perform Copperfieldian magic and enter you X-box giving MC the fabled and fictioned guitar weapon. Side-effect: MC will be wearing a raspberry beret, the kind you find at a second hand store.

Two: THis is way is a little trickier- you must kill cortana with a pelican. THis can only be done by one finding the secret computer at the top of Halo and uploading her into it. Then you must effectively take over a pelican and crash it into her (note: bail before it crashes). After this a short cinematic will take over and cortana will be buried in Sarge's guitar case- after which he hands you his guitar (this acts a third weapon and has unlimited ammo- think Covenant tank ammo). Sarge then retires to Sweden to live out his life as nun. Note this way to get the Guitar gun can only be done on The first level. Don't ask me how to get from The Pillar to Halo...

Three: Perhaps the most famous way to get the guitar weapon.

Before you do any of this you must go back in time and prevent Al Gore from creating the internet and instead make it yourself. Also, you must marry his wife and stup her every night so that way she doesn't get the legislature passed that puts those annoying "Parental Advisory" warnings all over the covers of software and CDs.... but more importantly your recognition will be noticed by William Jefferson Clinton for whom you be Vice President for eight years. Then you will run against George H.W. Bush and (this is the tricky part) you have to win. Once this is completed start at step one.

Note: After the initinal waiting this must be done in 3.10 metric hours = 23 minutes

Step one: Buy halo 2
Step Two: Collect all the skulls, and kill all the marines in Metropolis level by shooting the giant soccor ball with the scarab gun so that the soccor ball crushes them (note do all of this on Legendary).
Step Three: Beat Halo 2.
Step Four: Wait 6 years for Halo 3.14159
Step Five: Buy the above titled game.
Step Six: Open up your X-box and poor oregano all over it. Now take out you memory unit and plug into the NExt-Box (cmon you think Halo 3.14159 would on classic X-box?)
Step Seven: beat Halo 3.14159 using you old Halo 2 profile.
Step Eight: Make sure you found all the rib-bones in Halo 3.14159 on the Godlike difficulty.
Step Nine: Put memory unit in oven for 45 min at 325 degrees. Baste every fifteen minutes.
Step Ten: Put unit back in x-box classic.
Step Eleven: Take a shower (you smell and you respective lover wants nothing to do with you at the moment).
Step Twelve: Start up classic Halo and play the whole game while listening to your grandmother's 7" recordings of Lawrence Welk, On legendary using only a needler and a spork (plastic, found in cafeteria).
Step Thirteen: Save you game to the Halo 2/ Halo 3.14159 profile.
Step Fourteen: Restart you X-box.
Step Fifteen: Pary to the dark lords.
Step Sixteen: Start up game.
Step Seventeen: When you start your game you should have the guitar weapon. As well, yo can play some pretty mean tunes using the spork as a pic. Unfortunately this leads you on an alterneate quest to find Sarge somewhere in a Nunery in Northern Sweden (hint he isn't playing nun and has turned the whole place into a brothel). Along the way 343 guilty will try and get you to play Raspberry Beret for some ungodly reason...



[Edited on 12/16/2004 8:52:19 AM]

  • 12.15.2004 8:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mr_X
ur all talking rubbish 1st there is no guitar weapon on halo 2nd this is things in REAL LIFE!

Get the hell outta my thread

  • 12.20.2004 10:54 PM PDT

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Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

you know if some idiot comes along and tries every thing here and comesback and said I FOUND IT!!!!! what whould you do

  • 12.21.2004 2:31 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

Posted by: Mr_X
ur all talking rubbish 1st there is no guitar weapon on halo 2nd this is things in REAL LIFE!


yes if you read the first post you whould of realized that this is all fun and games and were just having fun but I can tell your not that smart so I'll let you go

  • 12.21.2004 2:33 AM PDT
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Hey, I tried all of that stuff, but none of it worked. I think you guys owe me a Xbox and a copy of Halo. =P

  • 12.21.2004 8:40 AM PDT
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Okay beat halo 2 and halo on legendary then get a band start singing elvis songs like crazy next press a,a,a,a,a,y,right trigger,left trigger,y,y,y,x,x,x, then throw the xbox in the toilet with your eyes closed flush toilet 14 times get 14 people together and play all night long with your new xbox then wait 14 years then get a new car speed down beside a clif throw your xbox out the car at the end of the cliff jump out on the ground and let your car roll of the side of the cliff get a new xbox and xbox live then rank #1 in every catergory then play the last level on legendary (both games) then play the game and your third weapon will be a guitar weapon.(you need a portable memory card to do this). good luck!!!!!!!!...... /``````````` / '''''/ /''|'''''''' / /

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  • 12.21.2004 11:42 AM PDT
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Posted by: Thunderheadgrey
How to get the guitar weapon in Halo 1?

While in my wildest dreams, there are three ways I know how to do this.

One: Hit your Xbox with a guitar (Note while playing Raspberry Beret by Prince ... this means you must know how to play the guitar ... and know how to play Prince songs (some of which have no guitar but we've seen people fudge worse melodies)). After this the sound waves will perform Copperfieldian magic and enter you X-box giving MC the fabled and fictioned guitar weapon. Side-effect: MC will be wearing a raspberry beret, the kind you find at a second hand store.

Two: THis is way is a little trickier- you must kill cortana with a pelican. THis can only be done by one finding the secret computer at the top of Halo and uploading her into it. Then you must effectively take over a pelican and crash it into her (note: bail before it crashes). After this a short cinematic will take over and cortana will be buried in Sarge's guitar case- after which he hands you his guitar (this acts a third weapon and has unlimited ammo- think Covenant tank ammo). Sarge then retires to Sweden to live out his life as nun. Note this way to get the Guitar gun can only be done on The first level. Don't ask me how to get from The Pillar to Halo...

Three: Perhaps the most famous way to get the guitar weapon.

Before you do any of this you must go back in time and prevent Al Gore from creating the internet and instead make it yourself. Also, you must marry his wife and stup her every night so that way she doesn't get the legislature passed that puts those annoying "Parental Advisory" warnings all over the covers of software and CDs.... but more importantly your recognition will be noticed by William Jefferson Clinton for whom you be Vice President for eight years. Then you will run against George H.W. Bush and (this is the tricky part) you have to win. Once this is completed start at step one.

Note: After the initinal waiting this must be done in 3.10 metric hours = 23 minutes

Step one: Buy halo 2
Step Two: Collect all the skulls, and kill all the marines in Metropolis level by shooting the giant soccor ball with the scarab gun so that the soccor ball crushes them (note do all of this on Legendary).
Step Three: Beat Halo 2.
Step Four: Wait 6 years for Halo 3.14159
Step Five: Buy the above titled game.
Step Six: Open up your X-box and poor oregano all over it. Now take out you memory unit and plug into the NExt-Box (cmon you think Halo 3.14159 would on classic X-box?)
Step Seven: beat Halo 3.14159 using you old Halo 2 profile.
Step Eight: Make sure you found all the rib-bones in Halo 3.14159 on the Godlike difficulty.
Step Nine: Put memory unit in oven for 45 min at 325 degrees. Baste every fifteen minutes.
Step Ten: Put unit back in x-box classic.
Step Eleven: Take a shower (you smell and you respective lover wants nothing to do with you at the moment).
Step Twelve: Start up classic Halo and play the whole game while listening to your grandmother's 7" recordings of Lawrence Welk, On legendary using only a needler and a spork (plastic, found in cafeteria).
Step Thirteen: Save you game to the Halo 2/ Halo 3.14159 profile.
Step Fourteen: Restart you X-box.
Step Fifteen: Pary to the dark lords.
Step Sixteen: Start up game.
Step Seventeen: When you start your game you should have the guitar weapon. As well, yo can play some pretty mean tunes using the spork as a pic. Unfortunately this leads you on an alterneate quest to find Sarge somewhere in a Nunery in Northern Sweden (hint he isn't playing nun and has turned the whole place into a brothel). Along the way 343 guilty will try and get you to play Raspberry Beret for some ungodly reason...


you posted 3 ways... i want to see ONE way that's longer than this...good luck (no constant broken record repeting of buttons to press)
this is entertaning...

  • 12.21.2004 1:58 PM PDT
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1) you get a guitar
2) you mash up your x-box with the guitar
3) after you put the halo game into a bowl of cereal
4) you put the disk back in the xbox and hit the things again with the AXE
5) you hit yourself with the AXE.


Fun...

  • 12.21.2004 5:34 PM PDT
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i would try the guitar cheat but i don't play the guitar anymore
i play bass and drums

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ditto!

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i also know how to use my drumsticks, and bass , as an efective weapon

  • 12.21.2004 5:46 PM PDT
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lmao! thats pretty cool. What, are they laser guided.

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no, it throws of the balance on the bass, and makes the drumsticks hevier, making them harder to play

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what??? Sure, ok that is pretty cool i guess.

  • 12.21.2004 5:57 PM PDT
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First you go to the toilet, then you throw your Halo disc in the toilet and then flush! You then go to the plumber, and make him get it get it. Then you get the Xbox and throw it out the window of a 20 story building. Then you get the guitar weapon

  • 12.21.2004 6:00 PM PDT
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I tried that. My plumber wouldnt get the game out. :(

  • 12.21.2004 6:01 PM PDT
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that's not funny
-hack into the gaming engine and insert guitar info, re-wright disk, put in Xbox, play

  • 12.21.2004 6:36 PM PDT
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U know that wouldnt be funny... Remember what i said earlier? I like your plan That actually sounds like you could do that.

  • 12.21.2004 6:39 PM PDT
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\¯\/¯/ |¯|)¯) /¯/\¯\ \¯\/¯// i like that
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  • 12.22.2004 11:12 AM PDT
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Wow...thats nice.

  • 12.22.2004 11:14 AM PDT
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while doing your girlfriend.

  • 12.22.2004 11:32 AM PDT
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my girlfriend dumped me because i said that she reminded me of cortana...

  • 12.22.2004 11:45 AM PDT

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