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Subject: How To Unlock The Guitar Weapon in Halo
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0.o...ok

  • 12.22.2004 11:54 AM PDT
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29 to 51 posts in a day?
Thats awsome!

Anywho...
...Smash a PS2 while your XBOX is watching, the XBOX will be so impressed it will call its good buddy XBOB, XBOB will come to your house and grant you one halo wish, but if you wish for anything but the guitar weapon he will rip your heart out through your foot, I learned this the hard way :(

  • 12.22.2004 1:09 PM PDT
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guys, c'mon. You still need 2 spin the disk on ur finger, put the controler end up ur butt, and play with ur feet.

[Edited on 12/23/2004 8:29:08 PM]

  • 12.22.2004 1:43 PM PDT
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That controller up your butt part is just a myth.

  • 12.22.2004 5:03 PM PDT
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Beat it on Legendary, magnum/plasma pistol only, no nades, all while my foot is up you ass cause this, is -blam!-.

  • 12.22.2004 5:26 PM PDT
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You must first Get a lap dance from cortona (or captian keyes) you than will recive a gift certificate to toms music (now open on Halo) and walk up to the grunt at the cashier. You must than say (im am the dead lizard it is i who you seak). the grunt will than have a Stroke and will rroll around on the floor and piss all over the place. then you must continue to beat the hell out of it with the back of a rifel. once hes dead STOP WHAT YOUR DOING turn off the xbox stick it in the microwave for forty five minutes. Then add some gravy and donate it to the local homelsss shelter than you will go over and steal it back and beat the game on Legendary whille standing on your head and playing with only one hand.


Or you can beat the game 3 times on easy which ever is easier.

  • 12.23.2004 10:03 AM PDT
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Posted by: FallenHero
That controller up your butt part is just a myth.


it...it is, you could have told me sooner, i got an infection and had 2 go 2 the doctor, when he asked me how this happened i had 2 say "I stuck my xbox controller up my butt trying to unlock the guitar weapon in Halo." then he just....stared at me.............


[Edited on 12/25/2004 8:12:31 PM]

  • 12.23.2004 8:36 PM PDT
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Sean we have too much time on our hands isnt it great !?!

[Edited on 12/24/2004 12:04:43 AM]

  • 12.24.2004 12:04 AM PDT
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Get laid.

  • 12.24.2004 11:58 AM PDT
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Posted by: the slayer45
Stop posted ridiculous threads like this. ;)

Heh, just kidding...

You need to beat the whole game on ledgendary in 2 hours using only the plasma pistol...while walking backwards...!


actually i've dont that twice the flood are the hardest to kill with it but its even harder to find one at the begining of each level but i found one i punched untill i found it

  • 12.24.2004 12:35 PM PDT
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its simple really, all u need 2 do is suspend yourself 50 feet over a boiling chamber of magmas with all your exterior limbs tied in uncomfortable places and a potato sack over your head. you will then be given a paper clip, 2 thumb tacks, a rubber band, and some guerilla glue, you will have 2 escape and construct an xbox controller from the materials given, then u will b forced 2 play on a platform 2x2 ft w/ only the xbox, and your pooryly constructed controller, while 2 very large russian men shoot at you w/ AK47s.

  • 12.24.2004 6:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mr_X
ur all talking rubbish 1st there is no guitar weapon on halo 2nd this is things in REAL LIFE!

The Real Way to unlock the guitar weapon
is punch this guy in the face, another, more
creative, option is to beat him with a guitar.

  • 12.25.2004 11:57 AM PDT
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step one, it must be saturday.
step two, it must be 1 through 5 A.M.
step three, beet the game on easy until the last level, then do that level on legendar only using a sword, (you cannot change sowrds and you must keep the sword wjhen energy runs out)
step four, then get the yellow warthog without a modded x box.
step five, then do the map coagultion and in the spot where you can get to in the banshe on top (the sniper spot) a nice, shiny red electric guitar will be there. and it shoots blood instead of bullets or plasma.

LOL

also! you must be related to a celebrity and if not related to a celebrity you must have rosy o donnel eating a quiznos sub next to you while you do this. and after you get the guitar, you can get the special armor (MC in his underwear) by french kissing keyes after you throw a plasma grenade on her in the last level.

LOL

[Edited on 12/25/2004 2:49:53 PM]

  • 12.25.2004 2:47 PM PDT
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EVERYONE DONT FORGET! you must have a smelly rump in order to get the guitar at all.

[Edited on 12/25/2004 2:54:25 PM]

  • 12.25.2004 2:53 PM PDT
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Coulda sworn I said Halo 1

  • 12.25.2004 5:47 PM PDT
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Then insted of using a router or modem to connect to xbl use a guitar amp. then find a hendrix crow that sound like a guitar and sell it on ebay

  • 12.26.2004 8:38 AM PDT
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You could try the get laid comment some one mentioned, but i have reason to beleive it doesn't work


[Edited on 12/26/2004 12:58:58 PM]

  • 12.26.2004 12:57 PM PDT
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first kiss ur own ass
then put halo on a gun range target then shoot it and staple it back together and put it back to the x box

  • 12.26.2004 10:17 PM PDT
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Ok start up halo and play assault on the control room on ledgendary. Kill all the enemies except for one elite, preform a fatality on him, revert to save, and do it again. pick up his plasma rifle and go through teh level until you reach teh bridge radio contact back to base and desguise your vioce. offer them a trasde, one plasma rifel for 3 scorpian tanks. Tell them its a |-|4 |-|4 mdel adn they'll except, enter sleep mode and wait till tuesday. 5 pelicans will come with peices of the scorpian. assemble them in third person mode, once they're done, mc will grow to two times of his original size, adn beable to carry two rocket launchers im each hand. play though the level until you enter the control room. Switch to cortana, and walk up to mc. climb his leg, up to his hand and switch back to mc, elites will come falling out of the warp holes, activate camoflage and break each ones neck. the mc will grow again, and beable to hold a tank in each hand. play though teh game until the maw. and a new cutscene will play, youa nd gravemind must fight do the death. once the battle starts enable cortana mode, and walk upto mcs foot. mountain climbing ode will activate, so climp up to mcs pocket, grab his pills, and then climb up to his helmet and feed him teh pills, switch back to the mc and you'll grow again, and have music vision. squish gravemind and eat the pillar of autumn. follow the mkusic waves to find the guitar, its regular sized, so it doesnt do much damage, start to eat the plateau, and eventually eat halo and threshold. fly back to earth, dont get to close though, the gitar will appear, super sozed. play a song for earth and unlock halo 2.5

  • 12.26.2004 11:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: CommitingSuicide
step one, it must be saturday.
step two, it must be 1 through 5 A.M.
step three, beet the game on easy until the last level, then do that level on legendar only using a sword, (you cannot change sowrds and you must keep the sword wjhen energy runs out)
step four, then get the yellow warthog without a modded x box.
step five, then do the map coagultion and in the spot where you can get to in the banshe on top (the sniper spot) a nice, shiny red electric guitar will be there. and it shoots blood instead of bullets or plasma.

LOL

also! you must be related to a celebrity and if not related to a celebrity you must have rosy o donnel eating a quiznos sub next to you while you do this. and after you get the guitar, you can get the special armor (MC in his underwear) by french kissing keyes after you throw a plasma grenade on her in the last level.

LOL


we are talking halo, not halo 2.

  • 12.27.2004 1:10 PM PDT
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find the big stone(hence ROCK,hence need for GUITAR...geddit?) just outside the maw afta managing a backflip in keyes presence with mastercheifs fly being open...
sorry this is dumb.
but you can play it baby one more time...

  • 12.28.2004 2:48 AM PDT
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Play with the controller upside down, and beat each level on Halo 2 in this order, easy, normal, heroic, legendary, easy... then, put the Halo: Combat Evolved disk on top of the Halo 2 disk then get to where your in the Library playing co-op with your pet iguana, melee him in the back, and he shall drop a guitar!

  • 12.28.2004 5:12 AM PDT
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In order to unlock the guitar you must personal message all of the Mods and call them blams,then when they send a forum ninja to asassinate you you have to fight them and win, after that hell will freeze over and it will be safe to retrieve the original master copy of Halo where the guitar is waiting for you.

  • 12.28.2004 11:49 PM PDT
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YEEEES right...."cough"..... now join The Halo 1 army in the 7th column.

  • 12.29.2004 3:15 AM PDT

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