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Subject: Weird AI sayings
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what is the weirdest thing you have ever heard the AI say while playing with or against them.

My friend was playing and the weirdest thing he said was when he was the arbiter he was "tea-bagging" a dead body an elite said "Does the arbiter need exercise.

  • 08.12.2007 6:07 PM PDT
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Sgt. Johnson said, "Hey, Chief!" when I was playing as the Arbiter on the last level.

  • 08.12.2007 6:10 PM PDT
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Yeah, I think Johnson has a case of mistaken identity.

Anyway, once I heard a Marine say, "You sure Cortana's not helping your aim, Chief?" and "You OK with this, Cortana?" when I swapped weapons with him.

  • 08.12.2007 6:14 PM PDT

There was a man from Allentown who fed his son to death.
He calmly watched him gorge himself until his final breath.
And there he stood, surprised and shocked above his tiny frame.
He said: "I bear no blame for this. I only share his name!"

I thought that said Wierd Al like the funny guy who changes song lyrics and was going to say wrong forum, but I was mistaken. AI, Al, easy mistake. I have heard the Howard Dean sceam, and that was amusing. I haven't gone out of my way to get IWHBYD yet.

  • 08.12.2007 6:14 PM PDT
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I also heard when i was the arbiter Johnson said something like this i think "Ok cortana stop messing around" as in cortana took over control of the suit.

  • 08.12.2007 6:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: Fuzzy Pandas
I also heard when i was the arbiter Johnson said something like this i think "Ok cortana stop messing around" as in cortana took over control of the suit.


lol, WTF?

  • 08.12.2007 6:23 PM PDT
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I was playing legendary on outskirts one day and you know how ridiculous those elites are with their plasma rifles on legendary. Anyways he shot me about two times and my shield was down. I was taking cover waiting for it to recharge when a grunt came by and said "Come out, I'll love you and pet you and name you georgie" I swear on my life I'm not lying! Time and time again I've tried to get near grunts to hear it again and I haven't heard it sincee. It must be ultra rare. I should try with the IWHBYD SKull

  • 08.12.2007 6:24 PM PDT
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What does the IWHBYD skull do?

  • 08.12.2007 6:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: Fuzzy Pandas
What does the IWHBYD skull do?

It makes it so that rare AI Dialouge becomes considerably more common when playing the game. Take my wierd saying for example above. When that grunt said that it was like 1/100 he'd say that. When you activate the IWHBYD skull it would be like 50/100. I'm not entirely sure how drastic the change is but that's the basic idea of it. (excuse my spelling =P)

  • 08.12.2007 6:35 PM PDT

-Its a MG42!
-My favorite color is bubble shield

I really like when he lists off the appliances during hardware store and hes says "Automatic Circumsizers"

  • 08.12.2007 7:00 PM PDT
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wow who says that thats hilarious.

  • 08.12.2007 7:24 PM PDT
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You know, I'm still hearing new dialogue and I haven't even got IWHBYD yet. I think Bungie keeps updating the dialogue every time we log into XBL. <.< >.>

  • 08.14.2007 11:41 AM PDT

Posted by: ICEMAN ASSASS1N
Kevin's post = breath of fresh air.
Take it from this guy people, he knows what he's talking about.

Second accounts are NOT cheating:
http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?cid=13824

I came across a grunt once with a rocket launcher and i heard him say "holy -blam!-!"

  • 08.14.2007 11:49 AM PDT
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lol... a song by Al called you're pitiful -unreleased due to copyright matters (a "make-fun-of" song from, You're Beautiful)
around the middle/end of the song by Al, it goes some thing like

eating chip off your chest, while you're playing halo 2....

lol... i got the song off of the weird al website.. lol it was free

  • 08.14.2007 11:56 AM PDT
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Posted by: Sharpest
I thought that said Wierd Al like the funny guy who changes song lyrics and was going to say wrong forum, but I was mistaken. AI, Al, easy mistake. I have heard the Howard Dean sceam, and that was amusing. I haven't gone out of my way to get IWHBYD yet.


i thought the exact same thing.

  • 08.14.2007 12:18 PM PDT
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Everyone just stfu.

  • 08.14.2007 12:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: LoopyWizard
Everyone just stfu.


You know, you are a really negative person. Do you need a hug?

  • 08.14.2007 12:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: Porter_Daniels
Posted by: LoopyWizard
Everyone just stfu.


You know, you are a really negative person. Do you need a hug?


U need to be -blam!-, u fifty year old virgin.

  • 08.14.2007 12:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: Porter_Daniels
Posted by: LoopyWizard
Everyone just stfu.


You know, you are a really negative person. Do you need a hug?

lol

  • 08.14.2007 2:14 PM PDT
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what are u talking about, loopywizard didn't post in here...

  • 08.14.2007 6:33 PM PDT
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I know

  • 08.14.2007 7:51 PM PDT
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well at the end of the first level theres a guy in the back room were the mac gun rounds are loaded and i aimd my gun at him and he said"todo i dont think were in kansas andymore!"

  • 08.15.2007 11:58 AM PDT
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In outskirts I heard a Marine say "I'm wearing your mother's thong"

  • 08.15.2007 8:12 PM PDT
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i almost thought this topic was about Weird Al but i don't see any parody songs here...i'm dissappointed. (and apparently i'm not the only one)

[Edited on 08.15.2007 8:33 PM PDT]

  • 08.15.2007 8:32 PM PDT
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funniest thing hmm............. oh once on the arbiter a grunt threw a sticky gren and said catch and sticks a heretic grunt and the heretic grunt says i caught it! then boom

  • 08.15.2007 9:15 PM PDT

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