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Subject: The funniest thing I've seen in a game of Halo, Evur!!!

I was on the PoA in the hallway where you first get grenades, I threw a frag into a group of grunts, and one of them looked down and picked it up like he didn't know what it was, his face was then smeared all over the bulkhead! I cried laughing.

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[Edited on 08.13.2007 6:31 PM PDT]

  • 08.13.2007 6:30 PM PDT

When a Marine yelled "This is suicide man! I'm getting outta here!" Then he ran into a room full of Flood.

  • 08.13.2007 8:24 PM PDT
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I have always enjoyed throwing plasma grenades at marines and watching them try to get them off.After they die, I put plasma grenades on both of their feet and watch them blow up and go soaring throuh the air.I don't know why I enjoy that so much, but I just do!

  • 08.14.2007 7:11 AM PDT
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the funniest thing i've ever seen was was hunters going crazy by killing almost every one of the covedent in the silelent cartogafer (bad spelling lol) in front of the one building.

  • 08.14.2007 7:43 AM PDT
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Running on the first ledge on Truth And Reconciliation, just after the turret. Turning around, lining up a perfect shot through five Marine's heads, and watching them all cartwheel off the edge.

  • 08.14.2007 3:56 PM PDT
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One time I double headshot two elites with a sniper killing both of them and one of the elites fell on top of a grunt and it was like glitched where the grunt was just trapped in the elite and couldn't get out. I would just stand by it and the grunt would be freaking out, but couldn't escape.

  • 08.15.2007 1:20 PM PDT

Doc: "i'm a pacifist"
Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"

besides sending wharthogs flying with a dozen frag grenades, i would say when a grunt tossed a plasma grenade at me and said "f*** you", i've only seen it once on single player and once on coop, my friend and i couldn't believe it.

  • 08.15.2007 2:48 PM PDT
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when the marines yell "it burns" when the get hit by a PP or a PR

  • 08.16.2007 6:25 AM PDT
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Either that or CTF in Chill Out. there was a cirle of bodies around the flag, centimerters from there prize. in Gyrophpia my warthog was hit by a frendly rocket and i got chucked off the edge, thje wierd thing was, i suvived the fall and ended up thousands of meters from the bridge.also in phobia, i was gunning a hog when it was hit by a rokect.my driver died and i took cover under a hog, only to be squished when an allie turned it over.

  • 08.19.2007 9:22 AM PDT

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I shot my friend's warthog with a rocket launcher which made it fly in the air and right after I started gloating, It fell on top of me from the air

  • 08.19.2007 4:07 PM PDT

Estne volumen in toga an solum tibi libet me videre?

Nothing suits me like a suit.

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

Meleeing a hunter to death on legendary, than watching the other hunter beserk and take out some inviso-elites that were about to kill me. I let the hunter live (for another second. I had a perfect shot with my pistol)

  • 08.19.2007 11:14 PM PDT
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watching an elite making love to the cliff wall in the level T&R

  • 08.20.2007 6:46 AM PDT
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stickin a grunt and it says "not again"

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when a marine said "Im too pretty to die" and then he got stuck by a elite on the face I laughed for about 10 minutes

  • 08.20.2007 9:10 PM PDT
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I killed Johnson because I'm an -blam!- and I need extra ammo, then one of the marines said "Hey that was my kill, he stole my kill!"

Oh yeah, the grunts DO NOT say the f word. I think they say "Don't shoot!" or "It's you!"

  • 08.20.2007 9:49 PM PDT

My funniest moments would have to be when I get out of the Warthog.. and it somehow runs me over. I don't know how this happens; probably because the vehicles hate me in this game, but it's still entertaining.

  • 08.22.2007 12:16 PM PDT
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Youre never going to believe this, but at the end of The Control Room, I flew my banshee into the building where the control roon was, I killed all of the covenant, and I flew the banshee to the control room, opened the door, and got back into the banshee, and I got out of it durring the video, and it slid, hit and killed me, I was laying down in an upright position, talking, but I didnt walk to the control panel, I floated, my corpse was mangled, and I laughed until the next day...

  • 08.22.2007 5:50 PM PDT

When life gives you lemons, chuck 'em at Grunts.
My Gamertag's: bubba1294 (That was a hint to send me a friend request)

My uncle and I were playing on the PC, and we were on a very slim bridge. We both thought we were going to jump over each other, then we hit each other mid-air, fell off the bridge, and killed ourselves.

  • 08.24.2007 9:48 AM PDT
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In the level guilty spark there is a moment marine starts shooting at you while talking about monsters(who turn out to be the flood). Well after the ingame movie(about the flood) I saw him again in a corridor. He looked and pointed his finger at me and said "I knew there was one more alive" then he said something like"thank god i'm saved " but before he finished his sentence three combat forms and more infection forms jump around the corner on top of him. He died with a nice and loud scream hehehehehe

  • 09.05.2007 1:35 PM PDT

I think that either KLineBear (sorry if I butchered your name ><) or Flapsnot's entry wins for funniest. These are just my thoughts.

  • 09.05.2007 9:44 PM PDT

Posted by: KlineBear
Youre never going to believe this, but at the end of The Control Room, I flew my banshee into the building where the control roon was, I killed all of the covenant, and I flew the banshee to the control room, opened the door, and got back into the banshee, and I got out of it durring the video, and it slid, hit and killed me, I was laying down in an upright position, talking, but I didnt walk to the control panel, I floated, my corpse was mangled, and I laughed until the next day...

OMG that happened to me! I keep trying to show my friends but it doesn't happen anymore! Lol that was hilarious!

  • 09.10.2007 3:45 AM PDT
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The Funniest thing i have seen is the ending on Legendary (SPOILER WARNING!)









I thought the ending was funny but Disturbing with the elite grabbing johnsons -blam-


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  • 09.10.2007 4:46 PM PDT
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JADE STONE ROCKS

I was on one of the bridges on AOTCR and went to change weapon since my assult rifle had run out of "biscuits"..I pressed the change weapon button just after I had thrown a frag at the elites to give myself a bit of cover for the time it takes to change gun...As the nade blew up it sent a plasma rifle straight into my gun hand as I pressed the button!I ended up with a plasma rifle instead of whipping out my pistol!..I now use this as a weapon gaining tactic. :)

  • 09.11.2007 1:34 AM PDT
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Keep the hate coming Flood, I can take it. Because I'm the hero the Flood deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so you'll flame me, because I can take it. Because I'm not a hero. I'm a silent guardian, a watchful protector...jrv2005.

Well, in halo 2, it was the grunt birthday party. In halo 1, it was that little grunt in the room on the last level that talked to you and you couldn't understand a word he said.

  • 09.11.2007 4:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: Shaun555
I was on the PoA in the hallway where you first get grenades, I threw a frag into a group of grunts, and one of them looked down and picked it up like he didn't know what it was, his face was then smeared all over the bulkhead! I cried laughing.

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thats weird cuz ive never seen a grunt or anyone pick up a gernade at all.

  • 09.12.2007 3:14 AM PDT

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