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Subject: Cortana is hot!
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lol hey I will not be judged. You think I could hire out Jen Taylor for a private party? ;-)

  • 11.27.2004 4:19 AM PDT
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Posted by: RedVsBlue
Sarge: "God damn it, private! Shut your mouth or else I'll have Simmons slit your throat when you're asleep!"

  • 11.27.2004 4:33 AM PDT
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cortana is mine u sinister fiend!!!!!

[Edited on 11/27/2004 5:19:19 AM]

  • 11.27.2004 5:17 AM PDT
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Ugh...Not another one of these threads...

  • 11.27.2004 6:37 AM PDT

yoo•zel- ('yoo-zhul): slang: vb.

Officium quod Fidelitas.

Wow… some people need to get out more.

  • 11.27.2004 7:20 AM PDT
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Some people can suck my fat one. If all u can do is flame piss off!

  • 11.27.2004 7:28 AM PDT
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Posted by: Yoozel
Wow… some people need to get out more.

  • 11.27.2004 7:30 AM PDT
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I'll tell ya whats sad my friends? The smug superior attitudes.. Now stop being such gob -blam!-es and lighten up!

  • 11.27.2004 7:38 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

a.) Were most definantly not your friends

b.) Who here has a supirior attitude again?


Posted by: Napalm Virus
Now stop being such gob -blam!-es and lighten up!

  • 11.27.2004 7:47 AM PDT
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Were most definantly not your friends

No stop really.. U'll hurt my feelings. *note sarcasm*

  • 11.27.2004 7:51 AM PDT
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I'm not superior, I'm very low on the scale, but dude.....Cortana? Lets practice with real women

  • 11.27.2004 7:51 AM PDT
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Dudes trust me its all good! Now lets all settle down and view this delightful image in the spirit of gaming brotherhood ect ect.. :-)

http://www.oddlotsirregulars.com/einhander/SWBTCortanaK.jpg

[Edited on 11/27/2004 8:11:04 AM]

  • 11.27.2004 8:10 AM PDT
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Just like the rest of the Cortana threads, this will be blocked in about 15 minutes.

  • 11.27.2004 8:22 AM PDT
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Posted by: VII Toast
Posted by: RedVsBlue
Sarge: "God damn it, private! Shut your mouth or else I'll have Simmons slit your throat when you're asleep!"

  • 11.27.2004 9:28 AM PDT
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Posted by: Napalm Virus
Dudes trust me its all good! Now lets all settle down and view this delightful image in the spirit of gaming brotherhood ect ect.. :-)

http://www.oddlotsirregulars.com/einhander/SWBTCortanaK.jpg



You really need to get out more often.

  • 11.27.2004 9:29 AM PDT
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Posted by: Yoozel
Wow… some people need to get out more.


and get to a psychiatrist.

  • 11.27.2004 9:54 AM PDT
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Posted by: Yoozel
Wow… some people need to get out more.

  • 11.27.2004 10:25 AM PDT
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No no outside.. The sun it burns us. We must stay indoors where its dark and the bad things cant get us...

  • 11.27.2004 10:31 AM PDT
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Posted by: Napalm Virus
No no outside.. The sun it burns us. We must stay indoors where its dark and the bad things cant get us...

Usually the bad things are in the dark. Don't find the Bogeyman out in the street much in broad daylight.

  • 11.27.2004 10:34 AM PDT
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unless you count my dad.....lol jk

  • 11.27.2004 10:36 AM PDT
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Posted by: Napalm Virus
You think I could hire out Jen Taylor for a private party? ;-)

For what, she isnt very good looking, unless you planed on giving her a mike and shoving her in a closet and make her talk dirty into the mike in her cortana voice, in which case your a sick freak.

  • 11.27.2004 10:47 AM PDT