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  • 11.27.2004 11:15 AM PDT
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Posted by: lysergicide
I sure hope everyone had a wonderful thanks giving, and in the spirit of things, I say what I am thankful for, and y'all will follow. I trust everyone saw the new RvB PSA, it's great. Turkey? I love the stuff, gotta make sure to cover it in cheesecloth and smear it with awsome butterness, a little paprika for color, and for that rustic taste, some thyme or rosemary. Even better, wrap the whole damn thing in bacon, some applewood smoked medium thickness. So if your turkey was dry and bland, next year you'll do it right.

So without further ado, I give my thanks.

I am thankful, first and foremost, that the good people at Bungie studios, made a game that has captivated me for at least one hour a day, every day, since it came out. Even though it fell short of my expectations, it's hard to live up to any amount of hype.

Secondly, I am thankful that I am an American, and that being American means we can all celebrate together, no matter what our upbringing or ethnicity, we can celebrate our forefathers taking this country, by force, and brutally blazing a path for us, the future, to live, and make money, and screw people over, and drive big cars and drink yellow piss-flavored beer, own a Weber grill, order pizza and call 911 at the same time, and have the pizza come first. We have plenty of friends, but we never see them because we can hang out online, or over the cell phone. We can learn how to shoot a gun, before were allowed to get drunk , and learn about drugs but never be allowed to use them. Half our country is dumb, and the other half is weak.

So we celebrate this day, on behalf of those we slaughtered, to make room for malls and skyscrapers and Hummers and stuff, we thank them for letting us in to their hearts, with our bullets, and next time you stop by a casino, and see the great grandson of one of those noble savages, tip your hat to him.



Hear hear!

In addition to what lysergicide posted, I'm thankful that my family could all be together this year to celebrate Thanksgiving, thankful that my house is still intact, thankful that I'm healthy(as well as my family), and thankful for...stuff.

  • 11.27.2004 12:31 PM PDT
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I am thankful for not being American, and thus not having to celebrate this today.

=)

  • 11.27.2004 12:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: Stickman Army
I am thankful for not being American, and thus not having to celebrate this today.

=)


Try two days ago.

  • 11.27.2004 12:43 PM PDT
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[color=pink]I'm thankful for Xeroh![/color]









...that was a joke, you know.

Please don't hurt me....*whimper*

[Edited on 11/27/2004 1:58:28 PM]

  • 11.27.2004 1:08 PM PDT
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I like celebrating Hoobsbaum Day. Best festival there is.

  • 11.27.2004 2:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: Xeroh
Posted by: buffalo wing
[color=pink]I'm thankful for Xeroh![/color]









...that was a joke, you know.

Please don't hurt me....*whimper*

*Puts fist down*

Ugh, im too forgiving...

And he's thankful for that

  • 11.27.2004 2:42 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

I'm Thankfull for Freedom

  • 11.27.2004 2:56 PM PDT
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♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
wes: u want me to gt naked on my web came?

my thanksgiving sucked balls literally, i wont go into detail

  • 11.27.2004 2:57 PM PDT
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[Treble cleft sign thingy] Well i Could please barbara streisand, by stranglin some bald eagle on the cover of a magazine, Or by spittin on the flag, On national TV. But I'm proud to be an American, Cause atleast I Know I'm Free, If you dont by my Record, then Al-Queida Wins!!! [/Treble cleft sign thingy] (Sung to "I'm proud to be an American"

  • 11.27.2004 3:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: ezoltanl
Posted by: Xeroh
Posted by: buffalo wing
[color=pink]I'm thankful for Xeroh![/color]











...that was a joke, you know.

Please don't hurt me....*whimper*

*Puts fist down*

Ugh, im too forgiving...

And he's thankful for that


Very.

[Edited on 11/27/2004 3:49:31 PM]

  • 11.27.2004 3:49 PM PDT
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I'm thankful for electricity, because without it, there would be no halo, or xbox, or anything like that...that would suck...and I'm thankful for all of the other stuff you guys said. (expect if you said stuff like you're thankful not be an American, because I'm an American...and America rules!)

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  • 11.27.2004 4:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: Galaga Junkie
Posted by: Stickman Army
I am thankful for not being American, and thus not having to celebrate this today.

=)


Try two days ago.


Whatever. I'm not American, so I'm not supposed to know.

  • 11.27.2004 5:21 PM PDT