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Subject: A sad day...

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  • 11.27.2004 2:56 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

How old was he, and what excatly did e get snapped in half by?

  • 11.27.2004 2:58 PM PDT
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its not sad, just extremely interesting

  • 11.27.2004 3:08 PM PDT
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Are you sure you aren't the Eye witness? And the murderer? Or both (Which i just implied) ?

When I become The worlds oldest man, I'm going to Rob a Military outpost, And drive downtown in a tank. Then when they catch me, I'll say I'm senile! Its the perfect plan

  • 11.27.2004 3:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: Xeroh
The oldest man in canada died today, he was living the rest of his life in the Calgary Balmosa group home when he was only one day from his birthday. Eye witnesses say that he was having the time of his life.

He died instantly when he snaped in half.

ROFL!

  • 11.27.2004 7:04 PM PDT
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How did he get snapped in half? By going too low on a game of limbo?

  • 11.27.2004 7:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: buffalo wing
How did he get snapped in half? By going too low on a game of limbo?

Laughs so hard I cried.

  • 11.27.2004 7:20 PM PDT
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Same G, usually when we post we try to add something to a thread.

When you say he snapped in half does that mean that he died of heart-ache.

  • 11.27.2004 7:32 PM PDT
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I don't get it...

  • 11.28.2004 5:43 PM PDT
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"The Canada" is a thing. What is "The Canada", Xeroh, for those who don't read encyclopedias for fun?

  • 11.28.2004 5:58 PM PDT
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I feel stupid. My confusion about this knows no bounds.

[Edited on 11/28/2004 7:54:04 PM]

  • 11.28.2004 7:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: Tanikaze
I feel stupid. My confusion about this knows no bounds.


Then look up "The Canada".

  • 11.28.2004 7:54 PM PDT
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No entry found for The Canada.
Did you mean Canada?

That's what dictionary.com gave me. So I looked up Canada. A narrow valley or glen.

I just don't get it. What am I missing?

  • 11.28.2004 7:55 PM PDT
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Look it up in the encyclopedia.

  • 11.28.2004 7:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: Xeroh
I realy wish I could slap people over the internet...


Well, there's always the "*cyber-slap*"

  • 11.28.2004 7:57 PM PDT
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I've looked it up in the encyclopedia, I've even attempted Google, but my uneducated knave-ness is preventing me from uncovering this ancient secret that you are incapable of revealing.

  • 11.28.2004 7:59 PM PDT
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There's also *execute with "the Canada"*.

  • 11.28.2004 8:01 PM PDT
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i apologize for my ignorance

  • 11.28.2004 8:20 PM PDT

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