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Subject: Can someone explain me "World Domination?"

Halo/Bungie FTW!

I always was a big fan of the Halo franchise but just now i entered the comuunity and i saw some guys talking about Bungie's "world domination plan in 7 steps", can someone explain exactly what is that for me?
What are the seven steps?

Some kind of link with information would be nice too
Peace

  • 08.17.2007 4:38 PM PDT

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  • 08.17.2007 4:52 PM PDT

"That's about all that can be said for plots, which anyway are just one thing after another, a what and a what and a what.

Now try how and why."

*Gasp*

We took the oath!

Recite the oath of the vidmaster or I may not be able you save you from step 7.

  • 08.17.2007 5:02 PM PDT

"I pledge to punch all switches, to never shoot where I could use grenades, to admit the existence of no level except Total Carnage, to never use caps lock as my "run" key, and to never, ever, leave a single BoB alive."

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World Domination at it's finest.

  • 08.17.2007 6:15 PM PDT

Eat the Path.

  • 08.17.2007 6:42 PM PDT
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Ghostrider, hurry repeat after me before it's too late!

The Vidmaster's Oath
I pledge to punch all switches, to never shoot where I could use grenades, to
admit the existence of no level except Total Carnage, to never use Caps Lock as
my ‘run’ key, and to never, ever, leave a single Bob alive.

  • 08.17.2007 7:16 PM PDT
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I kinda think Bungie is going to build a large Spartan in Mega Maid-esque fashion and it's going to hump the whole planet into submission, but that's just me.

I can dream.

  • 08.18.2007 12:06 AM PDT

Seven's a toughie. It's been tried time and time again, but the calibration's never quite right...

  • 08.18.2007 12:14 AM PDT
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There are no irrelevant quotes of historical figures here. Neither will you find any links, chain posts, memes, clan advertisements, self-promotions, or the tiniest of ASCII pictures.

So go away.

But there should be plenty of practice shots.
Starting with Jack Thompson, and then (somewhat ironically) Gabe and Tycho.

  • 08.18.2007 1:04 AM PDT
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What Chinese food company did they acquire?

  • 08.18.2007 1:26 AM PDT
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  • 08.18.2007 1:42 AM PDT
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Posted by: Jolo
What Chinese food company did they acquire?

  • 08.18.2007 1:44 AM PDT

Posted by: BAR666
But there should be plenty of practice shots.
Starting with Jack Thompson, and then (somewhat ironically) Gabe and Tycho.

Seriously, they've been slamming on Halo since the beginning. I cannot think of another instance where someone (or some people, in this case) have had their fingers so far off the pulse of society. My guess is that they put the disk in a PS2. That would explain it.

[Edited on 08.18.2007 10:13 AM PDT]

  • 08.18.2007 2:08 AM PDT

Halo/Bungie FTW!

Hahah, nice =D

Thanks, i think i understand now

  • 08.18.2007 5:18 AM PDT
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they goofed. They are not dominating Mac platform and they aren't assaulting windows.

  • 08.18.2007 11:06 PM PDT

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they goofed. They are not dominating Mac platform and they aren't assaulting windows.
They used to PWN the mac platform a few years back. Then they moved on to Microsoft. How can you say with Halo 1 PC and Halo 2 Vista that they aren't assaulting windows?

  • 08.19.2007 1:29 AM PDT
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Posted by: Cockburnicus
Posted by: Covenant Arbiter
they goofed. They are not dominating Mac platform and they aren't assaulting windows.
They used to PWN the mac platform a few years back. Then they moved on to Microsoft. How can you say with Halo 1 PC and Halo 2 Vista that they aren't assaulting windows?

It dosnt' really matter anymore, according to the checklist they've already completed their assualt. I'm guessing the attack actually consisted of Myth, Oni, and when they were previewing Halo for Mac/PC because that set them up for the part they are on now:

Stage bloody coup of new parent company.

  • 08.19.2007 7:56 AM PDT
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Just be glad you are part of the seventh column. Don't ask questions or you could end up sleeping with the fishes.

  • 08.20.2007 9:59 AM PDT
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I heard that linglings head wasn't found. But thats just a rumor.

  • 08.20.2007 11:55 AM PDT
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It is an expression used to describe the influence I have on this world.

  • 08.20.2007 1:11 PM PDT

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We are all followers of the holy bungie. They will lead us to the great game! They will light the holy markets! They shall counqer the world. With one swift strike. *Dissapears into the darkness*

  • 08.21.2007 4:09 PM PDT
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Yeah baby i totally agree with ya...all bungie fans unite and make all those suffer who oppose Halo 3 and bungie....lol...*disappears into Bungie studio*..lol

  • 08.22.2007 8:10 AM PDT

Hello there.

Posted by: Crossfire64
I heard that linglings head wasn't found. But thats just a rumor.


They did, it was on one of their webcams a while ago, i lurked one of the threads that showed it.

  • 08.23.2007 7:51 PM PDT
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OH MY GOD! I just realized that once Halo 3 comes out Step 6 will be done. Bungie will have a Large portion of Microsoft and pretty much own it. They will then Hide all evidence of the old Microsoft ever existing (even though it will still be called Microsoft)

Now for the slingshot

  • 08.24.2007 12:19 PM PDT