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A witty signature you say ! ? well at the moment i have nothing witty that springs to mind, so sory..................nope still nothing.......
Posted by: Every Puga
There IS a question that has been nagging at me day in and day out. Allow me to preface.
Every week, as Halo 3 draws near, I read a paragraph detailing the "infinite win" that the game delivers.
Each Podcast I hear someone throw in a sentence or two about how "infinite" Halo 3's "win" is.
Well today, I am suggesting we move forward with our language. Do for the English language what Bungie has done for gaming.
I suggest we embrace the contraction. Now, it is not so much a contraction as it is a meshing of two words that describe the Halo/Bungie experience.
And therefore, I suggest rather we embrace the meshing of words.
Beginning with Will Ferrell's 'Inside the Actor's Studio' sketch, the one where James Lipton is forced to come up with a word to describe the show, "Match Game," words like Scrumtralecent have been all-encompassing beacons of perfect description. And now I say we turn that beacon to shine its glorious light upon Halo 3. I give to you:
"Winfinite."
If you weren't quite ready...if you were a bit caught off guard and perhaps did not catch its full gust of perfection in the sails of your in-brain dictionary...here it is again:
"Winfinite."
It is a word made of two other words. It takes the work out of describing Halo 3, allowing those who wish to do so to focus hard on the game itself to realize the "Winfinity" of it all. It rolls gently off the tongue like a sloop slips silently onto a lake in the early morning fog. It caresses the ears like a set of earmuffs crafted from the foreskin of baby harp seals.
Not only is this new word a much needed addition to the vocabulary of the masses, it is the key to opening doors that we have yet to even see.
New catch phrases will emerge:
"To Winfinity...And Beyond!"
Movies starring Winnifer Lopez, Winona Ryder, and Wince Vaughn will be written and titled, "It's a Winderful Life."
People will change the way they think about what the word 'win' means, and in turn it will be used in every facet of their Halo 3 experience.
Please, Think of the children.
That is all I ask.
Wincerely Yours,
Every Puga
Stunning.......just stunning, you know I foresee 'win' in all its glorious infinity to be the wave of the future! Deep breaths, Altogether now…….WINFINITE!! it demands that you Bask in the glory of halo 3 !
Yeah anyway, great update
The new map Narrows looks class although I have already seen it, and the Bungie pro idea sounds great , with all that extra space for a very small fee. The gritty and delightful treat from Neill Blomkamp sounds promising and I hope he does the halo universe justice in his short, witch I’m sure he will. Looking forward to hearing more on the forge editor soon to. All in all things are sounding very cool. Oh the WETA Hog with the marine looked pretty sweet also!
Nice update Luke
edit: you know, it's funny but I feel a sudden urge to say something utterly pointless, something like.......WOOT 5TH PAGE !! Ash now I shall sit back as the feeling of content sets in.
[Edited on 08.18.2007 8:46 AM PDT]