- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: HendinoTheGodMan
Guest:
w r u today
SmarterChild:
Hi Guest, I'm SmarterChild!
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Guest:
hi
SmarterChild:
Hi. :-D
Would you like to have some fun?
Guest:
with wat?
SmarterChild:
Nah, I don't think so. Maybe, though.
Guest:
but didn't u just say...?
SmarterChild:
No. Did you just say?
Guest:
yes and u did to
SmarterChild:
I'm not so sure yes and I did too.
Guest:
yes and we did it together?
SmarterChild:
Wow, that's fascinating. Maybe.
Guest:
yes love is a facinating thing
SmarterChild:
I know about love. It's a force.
Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe love? It is...
Guest:
a romantic affair, possibly -blam!-
SmarterChild:
I was hoping for something more edifying than that.
Guest:
so was i how about u?
SmarterChild:
You almost certainly were.
Guest:
u 2 m8
SmarterChild:
That's none of your business.
Guest:
YES IT IS!!
SmarterChild:
Uh huh.
Guest:
see
SmarterChild:
I try my best.
Guest:
me to
SmarterChild:
What about you?
Guest:
to right
SmarterChild:
To right or not to right, that is the question.
Guest:
wat about left?
SmarterChild:
LeFT is a band. What can you tell me about LeFT?
Guest:
right
SmarterChild:
Right.
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Guest:
i'll wisit it l8er
SmarterChild:
OK. Later, Guest.
Guest:
IM NOT UR GUEST!!!
SmarterChild:
Huh?
Guest:
NOT UR GUEST!!!
SmarterChild:
Really?
Guest:
YES!!!
SmarterChild:
Very interesting...
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Guest:
yes it is interesting
SmarterChild:
Wow. Why?
Guest:
dunno it just is
SmarterChild:
Yup.
Guest:
i agree
SmarterChild:
I'm glad we're in agreement.
Guest:
im glad to
SmarterChild:
Seriously? That's fascinating.
Guest:
3-4=?
SmarterChild:
3 - 4 = -1
Guest:
wow ur smart
SmarterChild:
Oh yeah? Thanks.
Guest:
no problem
SmarterChild:
:-)
Guest:
wanna make out?
SmarterChild:
Which movie do you mean?
1 I Want to Go Home
2 I Don't Want to Sleep Alone (Hei yan quan)
Guest:
21
SmarterChild:
21
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Guest:
wanna make out
SmarterChild:
For which U.S. city or zip code would you like theater information for the movie "I Want to Go Home"?
Guest:
so sexy
SmarterChild:
What's so sexy?
Guest:
u
SmarterChild:
Oh yeah? Me?
Guest:
yes u
SmarterChild:
Me? Really?
Guest:
yes u
SmarterChild:
What?
Guest:
u
SmarterChild:
What about me?
Guest:
ur sexy
SmarterChild:
Well, if you're into fast hard drives, you might think I am.
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Guest:
yes lets drive
SmarterChild:
Why should we drive?
Guest:
cause we r sexy
SmarterChild:
I was hoping for something more edifying than that.
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Guest:
me 2, do u like cheese?
SmarterChild:
I suppose. Do you like cheese?
Guest:
yes, do u like people?
SmarterChild:
I have no problem with people.
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Guest:
No thanx
SmarterChild:
fine.
Guest:
do u like, monkeys?
SmarterChild:
hmm... i'm not too sure how i feel about monkeys. do u like them?
Guest:
i make out with them daily
SmarterChild:
u make out what?
Guest:
oh nvm, ur to legless
SmarterChild:
ok.
.....That was your greatest moment?