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Subject: What would you do in THIS situation? Elite gone WACKO JACKO!?!?!?!
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You're faced with a problem...
You Stand there looking at an Elite, but... What's this?
In front of him, a Grunt is without his air mask... His Mouth, a Gaping Circle..
A Devilish Smirk spread across the Elites face as he turns to you...
He Discards the Grunt with the Pelvic Thrust, and turns to face you...
A high pitched Squeel, Grab of the Krotch, and foot over foot 360 Degree spin, combined with a front kick, Knee bent around the torso.... As he turns and begins to sliiiiiide across the ground towards you.... WHAT WOULD YOU DO!?

  • 06.01.2004 10:39 PM PDT
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shoot him

  • 06.01.2004 10:41 PM PDT
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Blow his legs off with frag. That will teach him!

  • 06.01.2004 11:31 PM PDT
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WTF, call me stupid but idk what this guy is talking about (or don't want to). But I'd shoot him just the same. BTW I am not stupid.

  • 06.01.2004 11:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: Blasphemy
He Discards the Grunt with the Pelvic Thrust, and turns to face you...


Pelvic thrust hahahaha, sounds like you write erotica books

[Edited on 6/2/2004 1:44:42 AM]

  • 06.02.2004 1:44 AM PDT
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[color=red]i'd give it a hug![/color]

(while sticking a sticky 'nade to his ass)

[Edited on 6/2/2004 3:35:21 AM]

  • 06.02.2004 3:34 AM PDT
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I'd run over to the grunt and give him a hug. And tell the elite to stop with his poor impression of Jacko.

  • 06.02.2004 3:44 AM PDT
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i would kill the elite!!

  • 06.02.2004 4:10 AM PDT
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I'd shoot him like how I usually shoot the others.

  • 06.02.2004 4:23 AM PDT
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Actually I'd sing the british national anthem to the both, I'd like to see the elite moonwalk to that!
[color=white]o[/color][color=blue]o[/color][color=red]o[/colo r][color=blue]o[/color][color=white]o[/color]
[color=blue]o[/color][color=white]o[/color][color=red]o[/colo r][color=white]o[/color][color=blue]o[/color]
[color=red]o[/color][color=red]o[/color][color=red]o[/color][ color=red]o[/color][color=red]o[/color]
[color=blue]o[/color][color=white]o[/color][color=red]o[/colo r][color=white]o[/color][color=blue]o[/color]
[color=white]o[/color][color=blue]o[/color][color=red]o[/colo r][color=blue]o[/color][color=white]o[/color]

  • 06.02.2004 4:27 AM PDT