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Subject: Riddles and Puzzles
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Post your riddles or puzzles or other brain teasers here

Here's one: A man is lying dead with a backpack on, face down in the desert. What happened?

  • 06.02.2004 12:07 AM PDT
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he tripped and a -blam!-load of scorpions kicked his -blam!- ass!

  • 06.02.2004 12:09 AM PDT
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Nope.

  • 06.02.2004 12:09 AM PDT
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this better not be one of those retarded super complicated ones....

all logic says he died of exhaustion, exposure, and dehydration. BUT NO there's some -blam!- answer about how theres a backpack full of moogles and oompa loompas that raped him to death! ISN"T THERE!

  • 06.02.2004 12:19 AM PDT
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No. It's kinda dumb though, but pretty easy.

Hint: think about the backpack.

  • 06.02.2004 12:20 AM PDT
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his backpack was really heavy, so it made him fall and rolll backwards down a hill. he rolled over a couple times and landed on his face. then, scorpions kicked his -blam!- ass and he never got back up again...

baby, if that's wrong, i don't wanna be right...

  • 06.02.2004 12:27 AM PDT

bah

Backpack=parachute. Do the math.

  • 06.02.2004 12:29 AM PDT
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Sorry, but no. It's really simple.

Hint: height.

EDIT: I was referring to Scintillation. Parachute is correct.

[Edited on 6/2/2004 12:33:36 AM]

  • 06.02.2004 12:30 AM PDT
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Posted by: The Rip Saw
Backpack=parachute. Do the math.


Good job. He fell out of a plane and landed on his face.

Another:
It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.
What am I?

I actually saw this riddle on my English teacher's door, so that's kinda funny, but my fat ass English teacher ruined it by telling us the answer too soon.

(When I say fat ass, I mean FAT ass.)

  • 06.02.2004 12:32 AM PDT
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oops... I KNOW THIS ONE!!!! but i forgot it...

[Edited on 6/2/2004 12:33:40 AM]

  • 06.02.2004 12:32 AM PDT

bah

Posted by: Blaze97
Posted by: The Rip Saw
Backpack=parachute. Do the math.


Good job. He fell out of a plane and landed on his face.
Except there are three things fundamentally wrong with this scenario:
1. Who the hell jumps into a desert?
2. Odds are, the ground was hard. Splat.
3. Why wasn't his body recovered?

Also, before you give away the answer to your second one, I would like to point out that I am both more powerful than god, and much more evil then the devil.

[Edited on 6/2/2004 12:38:15 AM]

  • 06.02.2004 12:35 AM PDT
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NOTHING!!!!!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH IWIN!

  • 06.02.2004 12:36 AM PDT
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1. The guy in the riddle
2. Yes it was
3. No one like him.

  • 06.02.2004 12:36 AM PDT
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Posted by: scintillation
NOTHING!!!!!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH IWIN!


Yep. Anyone else have a riddle?

  • 06.02.2004 12:37 AM PDT
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*yawn*

Someone get me when the riddles get harder.

[Edited on 6/2/2004 12:38:05 AM]

  • 06.02.2004 12:37 AM PDT
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soldier

it's... sand... maybe the plane was low..

he's behind enemie lines, and the enemy is a group of savage scorpions...

yea.... i'm tired...

  • 06.02.2004 12:39 AM PDT

bah

Posted by: ObbiQuiet
*yawn*

Someone get me when the riddles get harder.
Try this on:
What is brown and green, flies through the air at mach one, and makes a honking noise?

  • 06.02.2004 12:40 AM PDT
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my ass when i eat brocoli

HA...

  • 06.02.2004 12:43 AM PDT
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start y'all off with an easy one from the great master kenny...

three cowboys are fighting in a meadow. the first one, John, is a good shooter; he kills his target 2/3 of the time, and misses one third of the time. the second, Slim, is an average shooter, whose chances to kill and miss or even. the third, Bob, is a poor shooter, he only kills his target 1/3 of the time. They look at one another in silence... They're still looking... Sweats falling down one of their faces... OK. anyway. their rule is this: they shoot in rounds. one shot per round. they always shoot at the best shooter,but not themselves. they do as many rounds as neccessary so that either they all die or only one remains alive. Who has the best chance of surviving?

-edit- my wording was just too bad...

[Edited on 6/2/2004 12:48:00 AM]

  • 06.02.2004 12:43 AM PDT
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whoa! i made a noise at that joke... you're good! maybe i'm just tired....

  • 06.02.2004 12:44 AM PDT
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Posted by: The Rip Saw
Posted by: ObbiQuiet
*yawn*

Someone get me when the riddles get harder.
Try this on:
What is brown and green, flies through the air at mach one, and makes a honking noise?


I'm guessing a duck.

As far as mach terminology, mach 1 (I think) is one G force. A duck would just have to be suspended for ashort time in the air and it'll experiance one G force. They're typically brown and green, and they make honking noises.

Edit: Crap, I think I confused mach and G forces. Mach is sound I think.

[Edited on 6/2/2004 12:47:23 AM]

  • 06.02.2004 12:44 AM PDT

bah

Posted by: ObbiQuiet
As far as mach terminology, mach 1 (I think) is one G force.
Mach one is the speed of sound.

  • 06.02.2004 12:46 AM PDT
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Posted by: The Rip Saw
Posted by: ObbiQuiet
As far as mach terminology, mach 1 (I think) is one G force.
Mach one is the speed of sound.


Yeah. Stupid mistake on my part.

  • 06.02.2004 12:47 AM PDT
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Ohh i saw a documentary on the History channel about the first sucessful break of the speed of sound . i dont remember crap tho

that would not help me at all anyways but ducks would be killed

[Edited on 6/2/2004 12:50:39 AM]

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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
*yawn*

Someone get me when the riddles get harder.

Here:
You approach two talking doors. One door leads to the City of Truth, while the other door leads to the City of Liars. You do not know which door is which. You are able to ask only one question to determine which door is which. The door that leads to the City of Liars always speaks lies, while the door that leads to the City of Truth always speaks the truth. You want to go to the City of Truth. What question do you ask to determine which door leads to the City of Truth?

  • 06.02.2004 12:49 AM PDT

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