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Chapter 3 - Shooting Star
Conner and Ted are laying down waiting to fall asleep after their third day on the Island, when Conner Notices something in the sky.
“Hey, I think I see a shooting star” Conner said while pointing up into the sky.
“Great make a wish a shut the hell up” Ted replied.
“Ted, I think its getting bigger”
“I swear to god, if you don’t shut up and let me die in peace I am going to kill you and take a dump on your chest.”
“Holy -blam!- Ted, its coming straight for us”
Ted and Conner stand up and watch as it falls toward them.
“What should we do?” Conner asked.
“I know you wait here and I will go get help” Ted said sarcastically. They stand in silence for a few seconds then Conner says.
“Why aren’t you going”
“You a dumbass Conner”
“Oh you were being sarcastic”
“yeah”
“that was funny, I should have know because if some one was going to get help it would have been me.”
“Why is that?”
“Because I am faster than you.”
“What the hell, since when are you faster than me.”
“I have always been faster than you.”
“You want to race right now”
“I don’t need to remember that time at.....” but then Conner was cut off by Ted.
“Oh -blam!-” The Object in the sky came crashing into the Island with a loud bang. They stood and stared at it for a while and had no Idea what it was.
“Maybe we should see what’s inside of it.” Conner said
“Great idea Conner because that’s always what I do when a UFO falls out of the sky, and maybe after that we could go cut our legs off with dull rocks.”
“It looks ok to me.”
“That’s what you said about that white Elite right before he cut off Joe jack’s head, besides you don’t even know what that is, it could be a bomb or a Covenant ship.” Then a hatch on the end of the object, which looked like a giant box, opened up and a strange looking green creature, with two legs and no arms and four tentacles stepped out.
“THAT’S DISGUSTING” Ted yelled.
“Yeah, lets rocks at it” Conner said.
Then they bent over to pick up some rocks to throw at it, but before they could the creature stepped out and said “wait stop I need your help”.
“That thing talks”? Ted said.
“I am not a thing I am a Forerunner”
“but all the forerunners are dead” Conner said.
“Well if that we’re true I wouldn’t be standing right in front of you would I.” it said
“Well what do you need are help with” Ted asked?
“I need to get off this Island”
“Well join the club”
“Just give me a push so I can restart my Engine.”
“How about you push and we will start the Engine” Ted said.
“Do you know how”.
“No, but we cant push this thing either” Ted said.
“Well Come in I will show you how to start it, and I will push” They all walked inside the ship. Ted stepped in a strange green sludge on the way in.
“What the hell is this”? Ted asked
“Well, it’s a time machine” The Forerunner said.
“No, not you stupid box this -blam!- on my boot.”
“Oh that’s my partner”
“Great, I have forerunner all over my boots, do you think its going to stain.”
“It will be fine just wipe off on the door mat” the forerunner said.
“Is there a restroom on this box thing”? Conner asked.
“Of course down that hall the second door on the left.” The Forerunner said.
Conner went down the hall, and the forerunner then took Ted to the front of the ship and showed him the controls witch consisted of tow buttons and a lever.
“I right when I say now just hit this button” the forerunner told Ted.
“Alright so let me get this straight, your going to go out there and push this huge box thing all by you self and then you push this button and its going to start up, and you can get us out of here” Ted said.
“Yeah, that’s not a problem is it?” the forerunner asked.
“Its seems a little bit simple, and slightly stupid” Ted said.
“Well I thought it would be a good idea to make a user friendly time machine/spaceship.”
“Hey there’s no toilet paper in here” Conner yelled form the back of the ship.
“Toilet paper?” the Forerunner said.
“Is this even a toilet” Conner yelled?
“What dose it look like” Ted yelled back.
“It looks green and kind of runny, I think I’ve been eating to many coconuts” Conner yelled to the front.
“I meant what dose the thing your not sure is a toilet look like, and there were no coconuts on that Island” Ted yelled back.
“Yeah sorry I never told you about the coconuts Ted, and it looks like a silver bucket hole thing.” Conner yelled to the front of the ship.
“That’s the sink, the toilet is above you and to the left.” The forerunner yelled to the back to Conner.
“How the hell am I suppose to -blam!- in that thing?” Conner yelled out.
[Edited on 08.21.2007 6:27 AM PDT]