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Today me, my mom, and my sister were watching some turkey outside our window while I was waiting for Kayla to come pick me up. After a while of watching the turkey, a truck came by, by that time I was already in the living room sitting down and I heard "Slow down truck, slow down truck.... HE HIT THAT TURKEY ON PURPOSE!"... the guy swirved to the other side of the road to hit the turkey on purpose! Then it just drove on and the turkey wasn't even dead! Well because of trying to hit that turkey, the grill on his truck was busted and the radiator got messed up. That -blam!-(whoa... there was a word there the filters didn't catch) got what he deserved. It takes me A LOT to get me that mad and mom had to stop me from running out there and chewing the guy out....

[Edited on 11/28/2004 5:43:48 PM]

  • 11.28.2004 5:35 PM PDT
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I would have shot him several times in the foot.

  • 11.28.2004 5:40 PM PDT
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Hope that the turkey didn't live too long after that...There's nothing worse than watching a living being die slowly and in pain.

  • 11.28.2004 5:40 PM PDT
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omfg thats horrible

  • 11.28.2004 5:44 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

I woulda decked his ass.

  • 11.28.2004 5:49 PM PDT
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I would've waited for MCs Brother to deck his ass, then kicked his balls while he lied on the ground.

  • 11.28.2004 5:55 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Euthanasia

(sp?)

  • 11.28.2004 6:00 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Pink Menace
Euthanasia

(sp?)


Too peaceful.

  • 11.28.2004 6:01 PM PDT
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What a -blam!-cheese. Why do people think that because we are the "supreme" humans that we can treat animals cruelly becasue we are "advanced" That pisses me off. I would`ve popped some Tatical Twelve Gage Cartridges into his sad ass worthless carcass.

  • 11.28.2004 6:01 PM PDT
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I didnt know there were still wild turkeys! see you suckers later!

  • 11.28.2004 6:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: lysergicide
Posted by: Pink Menace
Euthanasia

(sp?)


no no... it's the youth in asia.


lysergicide, stop with the puns, you're killing me!

  • 11.28.2004 6:07 PM PDT
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Yeah now that I think of it I got my own story to tell.

A while ago like 15 years ago my Mother had a Irish Setter. (i.e dog) The dog was always really enterjetic and so one summer day it was sniffin around a found a scent. We were working outside and the dog (Brandy) as we called her started going towards the end of the driveway. We live on a rural street in Ohio so we thought it would be okay. All of a sudden some god damn -blam!- stick -blam!- lick comes barrelling down the road SWERVES to hit the dog in OUR driveway still, (Brandy was in at least a meter or two). And then after hitting the poor animal they speed off laughing. That pissed me off SOOOOOOOOOO much I could`ve beat the living -blam!- out of them and slowly sliced around their dicks just to inflict pain and then watch them suffer. I HATE PEOPLE LIKE THAT!!!! THEY SHOULD BURN IN HELL!!!!!

  • 11.28.2004 6:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: DooMNukeM
I would have shot him several times in the foot.

  • 11.28.2004 6:12 PM PDT
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[color=red]I will destroy them![/color]

  • 11.28.2004 6:13 PM PDT
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Ok, Four in the morning today, I get to work, And there is this cow laying on the floor (I Milk cows) And it wont get up! It keeps trying but it just cant. I think it tripped over a Pebble and broke its leg or something. So After about a half hour of laying there, Its leg starts twitching, I'm like "Stupid cow" Then The herdsman comes in with a skidloader, Trying to pick the cow up, Turns out the cow died, The Twitching was Convulsions.

So I pulled a Sarge (From RvB) "In my heart I am torn, There's one less cow in the world, But now Scott (The Herdsman) Has a bigger body count than me, And that just wont do, No sir"

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  • 11.28.2004 6:23 PM PDT
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There's a dead squirrel on my street. I had to walk by it yesterday. Roadkill is messy.

  • 11.28.2004 6:27 PM PDT

Posted by: Atsumi
Today me, my mom, and my sister were watching some turkey outside our window while I was waiting for Kayla to come pick me up. After a while of watching the turkey, a truck came by, by that time I was already in the living room sitting down and I heard "Slow down truck, slow down truck.... HE HIT THAT TURKEY ON PURPOSE!"... the guy swirved to the other side of the road to hit the turkey on purpose! Then it just drove on and the turkey wasn't even dead! Well because of trying to hit that turkey, the grill on his truck was busted and the radiator got messed up. That -blam!-(whoa... there was a word there the filters didn't catch) got what he deserved. It takes me A LOT to get me that mad and mom had to stop me from running out there and chewing the guy out....


A pity.

I mean no offence, but I wouldn't be surprised if you also had turkey this Thanksgiving- and it was killed on purpose as well.

  • 11.28.2004 7:06 PM PDT
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I don't think the driver ate his dead turkey though.

  • 11.28.2004 7:08 PM PDT

Me: "OMFG, Dude... wtf!"
AbolitionofMan: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to betray you."
Me: "That's the 4th time in this game alone!"
Chris: "Third, besides he had the flag I was trying to stop him, how was I supposed to know you were there."
Me: "I said, 'I got the Flag, don't shoot.'"
Chris: "Well those Wraith shots take a while to reach you."
Me: "You were right next to me, I had killed him and a minute passed before you decided to shoot."
Chris: "Hahahahaha, yeah... that was great."

*WARNING-Children in the backseat of a car can cause accidents
WARNING-Accidents in the backseat of a car can cause children* -Stolen from Nedus.


Here's one that's shorter, conerning drinking responsivily and such:

"Remember, people cause accidents, accidents cause people."

Achilles

  • 11.28.2004 7:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: Wra7hofAchilles
Here's one that's shorter, conerning drinking responsivily and such:

"Remember, people cause accidents, accidents cause people."

Achilles


Thanks, I like the imagery in mine.

  • 11.28.2004 7:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ajentkay
I don't think the driver ate his dead turkey though.

Yeah, a big waste.

Really though, it seems the big ego boost about being the apex predator makes people think they can just let a living being die slowly. Then they don't even put it to good use! At least the turkeys killed for Thanksgivings are killed for a very nice tradition. They are killed so families and communities can come together to be thankful for what they have. Well, that and pity those who lack families, togetherness, etc.

  • 11.28.2004 7:22 PM PDT

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