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Ok, Four in the morning today, I get to work, And there is this cow laying on the floor (I Milk cows) And it wont get up! It keeps trying but it just cant. I think it tripped over a Pebble and broke its leg or something. So After about a half hour of laying there, Its leg starts twitching, I'm like "Stupid cow" Then The herdsman comes in with a skidloader, Trying to pick the cow up, Turns out the cow died, The Twitching was Convulsions.
So I pulled a Sarge (From RvB) "In my heart I am torn, There's one less cow in the world, But now Scott (The Herdsman) Has a bigger body count than me, And that just wont do, No sir"
[Edited on 11/28/2004 6:35:54 PM]