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(Camera pans to red base)
(Shot of Grif and Simmons)
Simmons: Is this war EVER gonna be over?!
Grif: Well, I think about it like this: If we never leave, we never have to go back to our jobs!
Simmons: This is our job!
Grif: Oh yeah...
(Camera cuts to Church, Tucker, and Caboose)
Tucker: What do you think the Reds are doing?
Church: My GOD I’m so sick of that question! How many times do I have to tell you? All they do is sit and talk. EVER!!!
Caboose: They’re not sitting and talking. They’re STANDING and talking!
Church and Tucker: SHUT UP ROOKIE!!!
Tucker: Wonder where Doc went?
Church: I dunno.
(Camera cuts back to Grif and Simmons)
Simmons: Let’s take the Wart Hog for a spin.
Grif: Why? Lopez just got it fixed.
Simmons: We’re not gonna wreck it. Just drive it.
Grif: Okay.
(Grif and Simmons get in Wart Hog)
(Mexican Music cuts on)
Simmons: AHHH! Turn it off!
Grif: Don’t worry, I have a CD!
(Grif puts in CD)
(Headstrong comes on)
Simmons: Why in Hell did you bring a CD to a war?
Grif: I dunno. I just like the shiny part. I don’t even know what else is on this CD. Or any CD I own. I’ve got hundreds of ’em, yet I don’t know whats on any of them.
(Simmons stares at Grif)
Simmons: You are the most idiotic person in the universe.
(Camera cuts back to Church, Tucker, and Caboose)
Caboose: Ooh! Ooh! Let’s play Old Maid!
Church: One, we don’t have any cards. Two, if we did, we sure as Hell wouldn’t be playing Old Maid.
Tucker: How about Poker!?!
Church: WE DON’T HAVE ANY CARDS!!!
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[Edited on 6/2/2004 9:30:16 AM]

  • 06.02.2004 9:20 AM PDT
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let gus and burnie handle the script....

  • 06.02.2004 9:30 AM PDT
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Will some body READ THIS!!!!

  • 06.02.2004 9:38 AM PDT
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Posted by: shotgunmc333
Will some body READ THIS!!!!

i did, it is not very good... sorry. :\

  • 06.02.2004 9:42 AM PDT
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oh weel. I'll just go back to sprite comics.

  • 06.02.2004 9:44 AM PDT
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If you -blam!- with Red VS Blue again I'll personally rip your nuts off and shove 'em up your scrawny little ass rookie!

  • 06.02.2004 2:01 PM PDT
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Tucker: Wonder where Doc went?

I don't think anyone would ever wonder where Doc went o.O

  • 06.02.2004 2:54 PM PDT
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please no more LEAVE RED VS BLUE ALONE!!!!

  • 06.02.2004 2:59 PM PDT