- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Today my friend came over for a visit. He had a jawbreaker. So he went to the microwave and put the jawbreaker in. I asked him what he was doing, and he says "they taste better heated." "Have you ever done this before?" I asked. His reply was "no.'' He set the microwave for 10 seconds. I thought it would be melted, but it was fine. So he licked the heated jawbreaker, and POW! It exploded! Some hot liquid got all over his face, and a little got on my forearm. I speak the tru7th, that stuff burned like hell. He's in the emergency room right now, the doctors say he has chemical burns. I'm ok, because only a little got on my arm. My friend's face is really screwed up from whatever the hell that stuff was.
The point of this? Jawbreaker + Microwave = BIG OUCHIE