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Subject: I will never eat a Jawbreaker again. EVER.
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Today my friend came over for a visit. He had a jawbreaker. So he went to the microwave and put the jawbreaker in. I asked him what he was doing, and he says "they taste better heated." "Have you ever done this before?" I asked. His reply was "no.'' He set the microwave for 10 seconds. I thought it would be melted, but it was fine. So he licked the heated jawbreaker, and POW! It exploded! Some hot liquid got all over his face, and a little got on my forearm. I speak the tru7th, that stuff burned like hell. He's in the emergency room right now, the doctors say he has chemical burns. I'm ok, because only a little got on my arm. My friend's face is really screwed up from whatever the hell that stuff was.

The point of this? Jawbreaker + Microwave = BIG OUCHIE

  • 11.28.2004 6:06 PM PDT
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you're watching mythbusters aren't you?

  • 11.28.2004 6:09 PM PDT
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how much you want to bet that there is a warning label somewhere for that? well congrats. you just discovered a new weapon!

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What's a mythbusters?

  • 11.28.2004 6:13 PM PDT
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Bull -blam!- that was on mythbusters

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Like I said before, what is mythbusters?

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Posted by: buffalo wing
What's a mythbusters?

a show on The Discovery Channell where people crack myths with scientifical stuff
stuff like where jimmy hoffa is buried (50 yard line or concrete) or whether dropping a hammer as you fall into water can break surface tension so it doesn't kill you, both are false I think Jimmy Hoffa(mafia traitor) was given a floridia burial-at-sea where they stuff you down a gator-hole and forget about you.

[Edited on 11/28/2004 6:20:50 PM]

  • 11.28.2004 6:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: DancesWithHogs
Posted by: buffalo wing
What's a mythbusters?

a show on The Discovery Channell where people crack myths with scientifical stuff


Oh. Well that does kind of put me in a fix, dosen't it? But I swear, i'm telling the truth! I'd post a picture of my forearm, but I don't have a scanner.

  • 11.28.2004 6:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: buffalo wing
Posted by: DancesWithHogs
Posted by: buffalo wing
What's a mythbusters?

a show on The Discovery Channell where people crack myths with scientifical stuff


Oh. Well that does kind of put me in a fix, dosen't it? But I swear, i'm telling the truth! I'd post a picture of my forearm, but I don't have a scanner.

that and the show about jawbreakers was on only a little while ago (eastern standard time)

  • 11.28.2004 6:22 PM PDT
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Microwaves are indeed dangerous.

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I gotta get some of my more hated enimes at my house so i can give them a jawbreaker...OF DEATH!! (LAUGH MANIACLLY)

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Posted by: Ajentkay
Microwaves are indeed dangerous.


Very dangerous. If you heat the food too long, it will burn your tounge.

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haha that's hilarious....serious though cuz ur friend is in hospital, but still it's hilarious!! personally i hate microwaves, anything you put in them explodes when u take it out.

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Mythbusters Rules

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I dunno...maybe he saw this "mythbusters" and decided to see if it was really true. It was.

Just so everyone knows, my friend isn't the smartest guy in the world. He is also annoying. In fact, pretend he was the girl and I was the guy in this movie.

[Edited on 11/28/2004 6:39:02 PM]

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Posted by: True Revelation
Mythbusters Rules

they are indeed the coolest, they made a cannon out of a tree and when it wouldn't blow up with a few ounces of black powder they plugged the end after putting in 5 POUNDS of black powder and blew it to HELL!

BTW I love your sig: All your Iraq are belong to U.S.

[Edited on 11/28/2004 6:34:55 PM]

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When barbecuing veggie burgers, be sure to tie your long hair back. That will keep it away from the flames, you stupid hippie.

I'm a man with a fork in a world of soup.

How many licks does it take to get to get to the center of a marble?

edit?

[Edited on 11/28/2004 6:46:57 PM]

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Posted by: sicmind
How many licks does it take to get to get to the center of a marble?


2.

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Posted by: sicmind
How many licks does it take to get to get to the center of a marble?

edit?


How many licks does it take for a marble to get to the center of you?

  • 11.28.2004 6:55 PM PDT

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Posted by: Banshee Barron
Posted by: buffalo wing
Jawbreaker + Microwave = BIG OUCHIE


Careless+ bad idea= BIG OUCHIE


You both forgot to add the moron into the equation.

  • 11.28.2004 7:01 PM PDT
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Snap! I couldn't find the answer on Google. What a worthless piece of crap!

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Ah, I think I got the equation correct... Here it goes.

i(s + f) + d5a <1/100 mao

i= Idiocy (due to inbreeding)
s= stupidity (number of repititions of incident)
f= foolishness (can be found by multiplying the person's number of injuries by a power of 2.
d= drug (influence of narcotics during the time of accident)
a= amount of afformentioned illegal substance (The amount of said narcotic)
mao= Magnitude of Ouch.

Yeah, that seems about right.

[Edited on 11/28/2004 7:21:56 PM]

  • 11.28.2004 7:21 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

How much does one "Ouch" stand for?

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