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Subject: I will never eat a Jawbreaker again. EVER.
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Posted by: Pink Menace
How much does one "Ouch" stand for?


That's relative to your tolerance to pain, but I like to think of one unit of 'ouch' as being a stubbed toe. It is in the SI system of measurement, better known as the metric system. Severe burns, I suppose, would be 2-3 "Kilouchies". It's hard to add a prefix that ends in a vowel to a word that starts with a vowel, so I'm not going to try to state what 1/100th of an ouch is, nor what 10 times an ouch is. Rambling spam will now be discontinued.

  • 11.28.2004 7:32 PM PDT
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One time I put a gumball in the micerwave and i touched it and it exploted and i died.

  • 11.28.2004 7:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: umm
One time I put a gumball in the micerwave and i touched it and it exploted and i died.

A compelling tale. I laughed, I cried, I remembered the good times.

  • 11.28.2004 7:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: umm
One time I put a gumball in the micerwave and i touched it and it exploted and i died.

A compelling tale. I laughed, I cried, I remembered the good times.


And I brought the popcorn.

  • 11.28.2004 7:51 PM PDT
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Just wait till the seqal were I put cake batter in the oven.

  • 11.28.2004 8:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: buffalo wing
Today my friend came over for a visit. He had a jawbreaker. So he went to the microwave and put the jawbreaker in. I asked him what he was doing, and he says "they taste better heated." "Have you ever done this before?" I asked. His reply was "no.'' He set the microwave for 10 seconds. I thought it would be melted, but it was fine. So he licked the heated jawbreaker, and POW! It exploded! Some hot liquid got all over his face, and a little got on my forearm. I speak the tru7th, that stuff burned like hell. He's in the emergency room right now, the doctors say he has chemical burns. I'm ok, because only a little got on my arm. My friend's face is really screwed up from whatever the hell that stuff was.

The point of this? Jawbreaker + Microwave = BIG OUCHIE

LMAO! He said it tasted better. lol I bet it did! ROFL!

  • 11.28.2004 10:42 PM PDT

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you should really watch that one episode about the jawbraker myth on Myth Busters. I like watching that show. They also said about the 3 second memory for the gold fish myth thingy is false and its really about 1 minute. Very interesting show......

  • 11.28.2004 10:49 PM PDT
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Maybe it wasn't a Jawbreaker at all....

hmmm.....

I put my head in a Microwave once, it exploded.

  • 11.29.2004 7:02 AM PDT
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Ignore these four words.

Once I stared at my microwave for a really long time, and it transformed into a giant robot and ate my dog.

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it is beginning to amaze me, people need warning labels for everything these days!
cant people understand that bread is for eating and not for sleeping on!?
im not blaming your friend (seriously bad idea though...)

  • 12.01.2004 11:34 AM PDT
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Omg that is so great. I <3 Jawbreakers.

  • 12.01.2004 1:22 PM PDT
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Lol. if that story is true. Its one of the coolest things ive ever heard.

  • 12.01.2004 1:42 PM PDT
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also DO NOT put any tin foil or plastic wrap in microwave.....u have been warned

  • 12.01.2004 1:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: MasterChinchilla
also DO NOT put any tin foil or plastic wrap in microwave.....u have been warned


Now some moron is going to try that.

Thanks for contributing to society.

Once when i was 8 i didnt know metal shouldnt go in the microwave so i put a can of soup in a microwave and started it.

There were lots of stuff that lookslike lightning bolts and stuff. It was awesome.

Then my mom came and gave me a ten minute lecture on how i could've burned down our house.

  • 12.01.2004 2:17 PM PDT
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when I was 12, I liked to put on clothes right when they came out of the dryer, so I put my pants in the microwave for 10 minutes, and I left, and they caught on fire so I put them in the trash can outside, ( it has a lid) And I nuked another pair and put those in for 5 minutes, and they also caught and I put them in the trash... Anyway my mom came and was gonna throw away a cup and she open the trash and smoke blasted out, Cause pressure, and I got grounded. (It was like a smoke bomb)

  • 12.01.2004 2:51 PM PDT
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Put a cd in the microwave for 5 seconds (It won't blow up or anything just makes a weird smell) It sparks, (not like fire sparks) but it looks like a sci-fi movie. Do it n the dark. but the cd is destroyed.

(its really safe too if you Just put it in for 5 seconds)

[Edited on 12/1/2004 2:59:24 PM]

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I believe there is a true story out there that a lady had just given her chihuahua or poodle (some small dog, I don't remember) a bath and decided to dry it off by putting it in the microwave. I leave you with the suspense of finding out the dog's fate...

-Sarge

  • 12.01.2004 3:46 PM PDT
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haha, wait, I mean that poor kid. mffh...*chuckles softly to himself*

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Posted by: shadowdevil86
Put a cd in the microwave for 5 seconds (It won't blow up or anything just makes a weird smell) It sparks, (not like fire sparks) but it looks like a sci-fi movie. Do it n the dark. but the cd is destroyed.

(its really safe too if you Just put it in for 5 seconds)

Ya I do that with all the aol cd's I get in the mail. It is pretty cool.

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Posted by: shadowdevil86
Put a cd in the microwave for 5 seconds (It won't blow up or anything just makes a weird smell) It sparks, (not like fire sparks) but it looks like a sci-fi movie. Do it n the dark. but the cd is destroyed.

(its really safe too if you Just put it in for 5 seconds)


yeah, it looks like one of those things over the Borg (from Startrek) guy's regeneration... stand... thing..

  • 12.01.2004 4:03 PM PDT
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wow... did you friend seriously do that? hmm... Mythbusters really can save lives...

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