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Subject: Poem 3: The fire farting grunt
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There once was a grunt named Tom
Who is almost as ugly as your mom
One day he decided to fart.
And accidently killed a guy named bart
He's been breathing lots of gas
Which is why fire came out his ass
Then he walked through a small town
Farted again and burned the town down
Arsens were getting all the blame
While Tom was farting things up in flames.
Until one day he burned a guy named Cheif
Who wasn't happy with all this greif
Cheif didn't like Tom
So he killed him with a bomb.
I've run out of ryhmes,
So uuuhhhh....go beat up uhhh....a mime?

  • 06.02.2004 1:12 PM PDT
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That is wrong on so many levels

  • 06.02.2004 1:13 PM PDT
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Wow. Good stuff.

  • 06.02.2004 1:15 PM PDT
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Cmon it's a grunt farting fire, can't get funnier than that.

  • 06.02.2004 1:15 PM PDT
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I like dirty limericks. There once was a man named Enis...

  • 06.02.2004 1:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: GreenChief
I like dirty limericks. There once was a man named Enis...

Please! Don't go any further!!!

  • 06.02.2004 1:23 PM PDT
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Duley noted.

  • 06.02.2004 1:32 PM PDT
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KUDOS that was funny and very creative. just one question: Why ?

  • 06.02.2004 1:35 PM PDT
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Question 2: Why not?

  • 06.02.2004 1:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: agent404
Posted by: GreenChief
I like dirty limericks. There once was a man named Enis...

Please! Don't go any further!!!

What about the man from kurass. or the man from nantucket

[Edited on 6/2/2004 1:39:32 PM]

  • 06.02.2004 1:38 PM PDT
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Did they know Enis?

  • 06.02.2004 1:43 PM PDT
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probably. :-)

  • 06.02.2004 2:30 PM PDT
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Heh.

  • 06.02.2004 2:32 PM PDT
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lol... some grunt... too muchChili? say hi to Enis for me! and whos from Nantucket? can u finish the poem with -blams-?

  • 06.02.2004 3:59 PM PDT
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Ribs

  • 06.02.2004 4:01 PM PDT
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I love the krusty the klown moment at the kids show.

"there once was a man named enis an---oh wait hehe I cant say that here"

  • 06.02.2004 4:01 PM PDT
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That's where I got it from.

  • 06.02.2004 4:37 PM PDT
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There once was a women from nantucker
who wanted the cheif to f*** her
cheif got pissed
and grabbed her wrist
full of lead the women then got pumped
after that...she was corpse humped

  • 06.02.2004 4:59 PM PDT
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No.

  • 06.02.2004 5:07 PM PDT
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in a public restroom:
some people come here to sit and think,
others come to -blam!- and stink,
i come here to scratch my balls,
and read the writing on the walls.


[Edited on 6/2/2004 9:35:22 PM]

  • 06.02.2004 9:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: Canadian_MC
There once was a women from nantucker
who wanted the cheif to f*** her
cheif got pissed
and grabbed her wrist
full of lead the women then got pumped
after that...she was corpse humped


Ok you're starting to scare me. That's just wrong no matter how you think about it.

  • 06.02.2004 10:10 PM PDT