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There once was a grunt named TomWho is almost as ugly as your momOne day he decided to fart.And accidently killed a guy named bartHe's been breathing lots of gasWhich is why fire came out his assThen he walked through a small townFarted again and burned the town downArsens were getting all the blameWhile Tom was farting things up in flames.Until one day he burned a guy named CheifWho wasn't happy with all this greifCheif didn't like TomSo he killed him with a bomb.I've run out of ryhmes, So uuuhhhh....go beat up uhhh....a mime?
That is wrong on so many levels
Wow. Good stuff.
Cmon it's a grunt farting fire, can't get funnier than that.
I like dirty limericks. There once was a man named Enis...
Posted by: GreenChiefI like dirty limericks. There once was a man named Enis...Please! Don't go any further!!!
Duley noted.
KUDOS that was funny and very creative. just one question: Why ?
Question 2: Why not?
Posted by: agent404Posted by: GreenChiefI like dirty limericks. There once was a man named Enis...Please! Don't go any further!!!What about the man from kurass. or the man from nantucket[Edited on 6/2/2004 1:39:32 PM]
Did they know Enis?
probably. :-)
Heh.
lol... some grunt... too muchChili? say hi to Enis for me! and whos from Nantucket? can u finish the poem with -blams-?
Ribs
I love the krusty the klown moment at the kids show."there once was a man named enis an---oh wait hehe I cant say that here"
That's where I got it from.
There once was a women from nantuckerwho wanted the cheif to f*** hercheif got pissedand grabbed her wristfull of lead the women then got pumpedafter that...she was corpse humped
No.
in a public restroom:some people come here to sit and think,others come to -blam!- and stink,i come here to scratch my balls,and read the writing on the walls.[Edited on 6/2/2004 9:35:22 PM]
Posted by: Canadian_MCThere once was a women from nantuckerwho wanted the cheif to f*** hercheif got pissedand grabbed her wristfull of lead the women then got pumpedafter that...she was corpse humpedOk you're starting to scare me. That's just wrong no matter how you think about it.