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Subject: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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Post what you think.

  • 11.29.2004 12:34 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

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  • 11.29.2004 12:35 PM PDT
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Licking tootsie pops is so last week, now we're into biting.

  • 11.29.2004 12:35 PM PDT
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Don't know, that damn owl ate mine

  • 11.29.2004 12:41 PM PDT
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure the world may never know.

  • 11.29.2004 4:40 PM PDT
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450635

  • 11.29.2004 4:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: Douglas Brown
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the world may never know.



FEAR NOT MY FRIENDS, I alienhunter_halo has solved all you questions! One faithful day during study hall i ripped out a tootsie popped and licked and licked and licked it took me 280 licks, and my tounge turned red!

  • 11.29.2004 4:46 PM PDT
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564. i counted each one

  • 11.29.2004 4:46 PM PDT
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i got around 534.......yes i was that bored

  • 11.29.2004 4:47 PM PDT
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I licked a lot more than you

[Edited on 11/29/2004 4:48:36 PM]

  • 11.29.2004 4:48 PM PDT
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Ignore these four words.

Twenty-seven. You have to lick really hard though.

  • 11.29.2004 6:42 PM PDT
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For some odd reason, this thread is really pissing me off.


I'm gonna go see a pshyciatrist now.

  • 11.29.2004 6:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: MakaVeli4LIfe1
Don't know, that damn owl ate mine



neither do i that damn turtle at mine.

  • 11.29.2004 6:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: Draken
Twenty-seven. You have to lick really hard though.

LMAO! Ask Lil Kim.

  • 11.29.2004 8:57 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

I had a friend who figured it out. And then he forgot.

  • 11.29.2004 10:11 PM PDT
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Tootsie Pops the most fiendish thing ever created by man.

  • 11.30.2004 12:23 AM PDT
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It takes exactly 237.89241 licks to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.

  • 11.30.2004 5:11 AM PDT
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Posted by: JohntheSpartan
It takes exactly 237.89241 licks to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.


How about we round up?

  • 11.30.2004 5:17 AM PDT
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fine, then it takes 549. Ok?

  • 11.30.2004 5:18 AM PDT
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i read this in a magazine on average it takes abot 227 licks

  • 11.30.2004 10:31 AM PDT
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unless ur lil kim....no not 227...its 564

  • 11.30.2004 1:26 PM PDT
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New Beakthrough!!!! Scientists have been studying this mystery along with some more infamous ones (i.e. How much wood could a wood chuck chuck? and where will you be tomorrow?) and have finally discovered the answer!!! It is..................................................(pause for dramatic effect)............. exactly 571 licks!! If you counted all of your licks, it will be this number, if not then you have a malfuctioning Tootsie Pop.

  • 12.01.2004 6:03 AM PDT
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777

  • 12.01.2004 10:13 AM PDT