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Subject: weird things you heard on xbox live

guess ill start
me and my friend was playing teamslayer at ivory tower and we went to get the rockets.. we saw 2 blue guys looking up the water fall and 1 says"YUM TASTES JUST LIKE VANILA"

now post wierd things you heard people say over xbox live

  • 08.26.2007 4:20 PM PDT
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" I though the carbine was the guy who died in Gears of War"

"Guys! The Plasma fork thing isnt running out of ammo!"

  • 08.26.2007 4:22 PM PDT

must have been a new player

  • 08.26.2007 4:24 PM PDT

You have Entered the Realm of Truth and Justice...And the truth is, you gotta lose.

"You suck"
"You Noob"
"Damn you're good"
"your momma was good"
and just today---- (in background) "Turn that damn thing OFF!!!"

  • 08.26.2007 4:34 PM PDT
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i was in the base on burial mounds, and heard someone screaming 'DDDIIIEEEEEE' i turned round and got the luckiest no scoe ever!!

someone stuck me with a grenade and said 'nice catch'

but the one i dont hear very often is when the announcer says 'gained the lead'

  • 08.26.2007 4:45 PM PDT

There was a man from Allentown who fed his son to death.
He calmly watched him gorge himself until his final breath.
And there he stood, surprised and shocked above his tiny frame.
He said: "I bear no blame for this. I only share his name!"

MOM!!! MOM!!! NO I CAN'T RIGHT NOW!!! I'M PLAYING RANKED!!!! MOM!!! THAT'S NOT FAIR!!! NO. I'M GONNA FINISH MY GAME!!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME, YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL MOM!!! (beating noises in background followed by incoherant screaming)

  • 08.26.2007 4:47 PM PDT

The Official Song of the New Flood.
Posted by: Kamatzu
Everyone! Gather round my genitals!

"WHY TH F*** CAN I ONLY SEE MY FEET?!?!?!"
Sounds like someones got a broken controller...

  • 08.26.2007 4:52 PM PDT

LOL these are good. lets keep it up

  • 08.26.2007 4:55 PM PDT
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"YOU KNOB"

  • 08.26.2007 5:29 PM PDT
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why is my warthog on fire and yours isn't?

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  • 08.26.2007 5:48 PM PDT
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"does anyone like ultimate frisbee?"
in matchmaking on BTB.

  • 08.26.2007 5:52 PM PDT
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in match making me and some people ive never met all of the sudden start a barber shop quartet you know ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh then we went into 2001 a space odessy da! da! dun dun dun

  • 08.26.2007 5:56 PM PDT

"Can you shoot yourself in this game?" *spins in circles shooting at own feet while a different teammate shoots him* "WHOA! You can!"

The absolute strangest thing I ever heard was what sounded like a two, or three year old (I am NOT joking) cussing out everybody else in the lobby. "You are a ____ing piece of ____, you son of a _____!"

  • 08.26.2007 5:57 PM PDT

Greatest of all time

"F*** a goat"


ew

  • 08.26.2007 6:12 PM PDT
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That reminds me of some kid who told me to, "Go screw a cow." I was like, O_o

  • 08.26.2007 7:31 PM PDT

Halo 2 online sucks more then crabs

Halo 3 = Real Skills


and yes I can brbrbrbbxxxaaayyyrbrbrtrtrt

Your a poopy head

  • 08.26.2007 7:37 PM PDT
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"Get Pooped On"
I say you suck they said "oh your mom sucked me last night"
im like "Im sure she did she is kinda a slut"
they reply with silence!
haha

"Hey mom I just got a double kill!!!"
(in the background)"I thought you said that wasnt a killing game! turn it off!!!"
haha the kid was like 8!
true story

  • 08.26.2007 7:54 PM PDT
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"look out he's got a gun!"
"commence operation brokeback"
"commence operation reverse sphincter valve"

  • 08.26.2007 8:41 PM PDT

WAT is this i dont even

in team snipers i heard somebody say " Hey wheres the rockets" I was like WTF?

  • 08.26.2007 8:42 PM PDT

-*sig under construction*-
Achievements are like...

"Where's the Lightsaber?



"Grow a duck"

*Me laughing uncontrollably* "I think you mean dick"

"Your Mom means dick"

"Your mom has a dick"

*awkward silence*

  • 08.26.2007 8:50 PM PDT

PEANUT-BUTTER SLAP!

get raped you lazy -blam!-



*on terminal*
Me:
Get off the tracks, the train's coming
Teammate:
I think I can jump it!
*gets hit by the train*

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  • 08.26.2007 8:59 PM PDT
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Somebody was sucking and the guy said come on Man! And the guy replied IM Sorry! My hands are still sticky from the semen me and my father made.
alex

  • 08.26.2007 9:10 PM PDT
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the funniest thing i've heard is when i got host, i only get host every now and again coz i live in Tasmania

Silly american: do that guys laggin us out, i cant play in this. lets quit n leave feedback on him. he'll get banned for this hahahaha

Me: its called me being on the otherside of the world from all you's and i have host

Silly american: arkward silence......

Me: well....

silly american: so ur from canada right?


WTF canada's not on the other side of the world(well mayb to me, but not to him). somebody really needed to go back to school. even his own team were laughinn at him n knew i wasnt cheating n could tell by my accent that i was Australian... he left straight after that

  • 08.26.2007 9:14 PM PDT
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If you're actually black and in Australia, do you refer yourself as African-Australian?

  • 08.26.2007 9:18 PM PDT
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Tasmania is Africa right? How else would you make such typos.
alex

  • 08.26.2007 9:19 PM PDT

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