- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
This kid with an British accent: "Hey, how do you melee! My sword is out of ammo!"
Some kid: "If I get a sniper, we win." *20 seconds later, he's getting shot* "You guys gotta help me!"
On Call Of Duty 2: *We're losing* "You guys suck." *We went on to win the game*
Kid in a Banshee: "What button for the banshee bomb?" *He gets stuck* "The banshee bomb makes you commit suicide?"
Kid using superbounce with oddball: "I own all!" *He jumps up and falls off the edge*
Some Indian kid: "What's a -blam!-?"
Bob: "I found a blueberry!" *Sticks himself*
Kid who I beat down with a sword: "Quit jumping with that sword! It's cheating!"
Kid in postgame lobby: "You guys need to do better! Your pwnage sucked!" *He only had like 9 kills himself, but led his team*
Some -blam!- kid: "Do you love me? You DO love me, right?"
Some little 5-year-old: "How come you lose all your grenades when you dual-wield!"
Kid who betrayed me twice: "I wanted to see how far in the negatives I could get before I got ejected."