- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Read this, It is not meant to be well written or anything.
Fan fiction sucks in general.
The match began at bloo.d gulch, with each team on one end.
Your Mom "Dont look at me like that."
Spartan 117 "IM NOT!"
Your Mom "dont aim at me!"
Spartan 117 " I AM NOT DOING ANYTHING"
Your Mom "Lalalalalalala dodododo halo is ga,y!"
Spartan 117 "SHUT UP!!!"
Halo dude "SHUT THE HELL UP MAN!"
Jacka backa "BOOT HIM!"
Suddenly Your Mom started shouting and breathing really loud "I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK AT ME!"
Your Mom opened fire on Spartan 117, blowing his all over Halo Dude's face.
Jacka backa "WHAT THE HELL!?"
Your Mom "Halo Dude shot him!"
Jacka backa "HALO DUDE! YOU RETARD!!!"
Your Mom shoots halo dude in the back of the head.
Yeti18 "Dudes, stop messing around."
Your Mom "STOP TEAM JACKA!!!"
Jacka Backa "DUDE IM NOT!"
Your Mom "YES HE IS! KILL HIM!"
Suddenly Spartan117 respawns.
Spartan 117 "Yeti18! WHY DID YOU KILL ME!"
Yeti18 tries to respond but is shot in the head by YourMom.
Suddenly everyone is quiet. A goes off in the base. Everyone starts to shoot eachother.
Your Mom "YOU COMMUNIST BAS>TARDS!!!!!!"
Yeti18 "Dude you guys are retards ill kill all of you!"
Halo Dude "YALL ARE FOOLS!"
The whole team is fighting inside the base. Everyone is eachother in a free for all.
The rest of this will take place from the other point of view from the other team.
Tasha Dasha "OK...Im getting into the base."
Haha hehe "Keep goin!"
Tasha Dasha "Almost there...:"
"Almost..."
Everyone is silent.
Tasha Dasha is lookin through the hole on the top of the other base.
"THEY ARE ALL FIGHTING EACHOTHER!!!"
Inside the base spartans are running around , blowing eachother to bits.
Spartan 117 "YOU RETARDS!"
Tasha Dasha "Dude, dont even come over here."
Tasha Dasha leaves the round.
Spartan 117 leaves the round, killed 34 times by Your Mom.
Halo Dude leaves the round, killed 100 times.
So on until everyone has left and Your Mom's team has won the round
YOUR MOM IS ME!
I hope that isnt what happens in halo 2