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Posted by: Iggwilv
*hands Kim a crowbar*
Here you will need this to help you get your foot out of the back of your throat, looks llike its in there pretty deep. And what is that on your face? Egg?! *hands Kim a washcloth*
Posted by: Shdwsnipa
Here's my guess on H3PC:
- It will be released whenever Halo 3 becomes next to obselete.
Bungie has never been good with release dates lol, nothing will ever change.
Posted by: Shdwsnipa
- Due to the latest marketing craze of having release dates in the middle of the week (when everyone can't play it ASAP like they want to), it will be on a Wednesday or Thursday (Tuesday turned out not to be enough of a cockbite).
As if a day or two makes a real difference. The people desperate enough will just skip school/work anyways.
Posted by: Shdwsnipa
- Even more specifically on the date, it will be 1+ year(s) away from the announcement, but it will be delayed by another year, then 3 months, then 2 weeks the weekend it would have been released, then it will be recalled until a date that is never specified for a feature that is acceptable for an M rated game anyways. It'll be a revolutionary marketing tactic by then.
Sounds a lot like the original halo 2 as well, see: point 1.
Posted by: Shdwsnipa
- It will be on the next OS using DX10 ONLY, despite the fact that DX11 will be on the new OS. This will ensure that the version of DirectX needed is emulated so it runs like -blam!-.
Not true, vista has two APIs, directx 10 and directx 9ex which allows full backwards compatibility for dx9 applications. Don't consfuse bad drivers from nvidia and ATI/AMD with vista itself. Just remember Aero glass is actually a dx9ex application, not dx10.
Posted by: Shdwsnipa
- Speaking of things running like -blam!-, the game will run like this even if you're miles above the recommended requirements.
LOLOLOL, if you have a slow computer why do you think a game wil high system requirements runs like crap on your system. It shouldn't come as a shock. Do you remember how bad halo pc ran? Remember when ATI couldn't code a driver worth a damn and the sniper didn't work?
Posted by: Shdwsnipa
- Many promises will be made to fix several infamous glitches in the game, but only 1 will be fixed in the hope that you will forget about the rest of them.
Really? Point out these promises they told us that they werent going to remove any of the button glitches.
Posted by: Shdwsnipa
- On the note of glitches, BXR will be edited in. Just for kicks.
This is just dumb.
Posted by: Shdwsnipa
- So will auto-aim (for controllers only, mind you).
You talk like this was a glitch, it is not because it's a bad port, it's a dumb decision.
Posted by: Shdwsnipa
- There will be a map editor that doesn't actually do any editing.
Since when has this been true? Bungie NEVER said the game was going to ship with a map CREATOR. They did the exact same thing with the first halo pc remember?
Posted by: Shdwsnipa
- Updates will be made to change the colors of banners before potentially non-existent title updates are released. Unnecessary banners are more important, everyone knows that.
What in the world are you talking about?
Posted by: Shdwsnipa
Hope this helps give you an idea.
Dumb