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Subject: How to take over the world
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Here's my plan to help Bungie dominate the world.

1) First, gain public trust by creating kick ass games like Marathon and Halo

2) Have one of the Bungie Employees run for senator of Washington (SketchFactor??).

3) As senator, distract public attention from a massive arms buildup. All members of Bungies undergronund army meet at Bungies office and collect gear.

4) Start by taking over a small Caribbean Island just off the coast of Hati.

5) Our Senator would divert attention from the hostile takeover.

6) More Video Games

7) Make Theeaglesleader General

8) US offensive, Operation: Meat Sheild. We should give Pistol Whores a pistol, Sword Whores Swords (too bad we don't possess plasma technology) and Rocket Whores... well, Rocket launchers are too expensive, give them pistols too.

9) Major attack on US

10) Sieze control of US military, and use Underground Army and US Millitary to gain control of Europe, then Asia, Austraillia and Africa.

11) Colonize Antartica

12) Install a Capitalist Republican Dictatorship.

13) Ah HA! We own the world!

14) We create the worlds largest Network and call it Xbox Live. (wait....)

15) We all play halo every day, until Bungie makes another game

16) There is no sixteen

17) Everyone is happy cause work and school are abolished and now everyone can play Bungie games, filled with subliminal messages about how great Bungie is, reenforcing support in their government (Bungie) for years and years.

[Edited on 11/29/2004 5:44:09 PM]

  • 11.29.2004 5:43 PM PDT
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I'll reply, just cuz it seems like you spent alot of time on this.

Overall....Good plan.

  • 11.29.2004 6:47 PM PDT
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Yeah, this was always my plan for world domination, but now I found a group working towards that very same goal.

  • 11.29.2004 9:10 PM PDT

Number 2 should be the Webmaster. He'd distract everyone with his ineptitude.
However, Bungie already have their 7 point plan:

1) Start independent gaming software company.
2) Dominate Mac platform; launch assault on Windows platform.
3) Announce killer gaming title.
4) Acquire strangely addictive chinese food company.
5) Recover Ling-Ling's head.
6) Stage bloody coup of new parent company.
7) Take over the world; shoot enemies into the Sun with a giant slingshot.

  • 11.30.2004 3:44 AM PDT

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are we up to number 5 in that?

* littlerat sprints off to find Ling-Ling's head.

THERE IT IS! o, wait. It's just a sack of potatoes.

* littlerat continues his search

  • 11.30.2004 4:09 AM PDT
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how about we just launch our enemies into the sun piece by piece with regular slingshots?

then we could divert the funding for the slingshot to a fund which would go towards buying out the last major world power, Microsoft.

  • 11.30.2004 4:46 PM PDT
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Bungie already has a say in Microsoft.

  • 11.30.2004 7:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: eliteskull94
how about we just launch our enemies into the sun piece by piece with regular slingshots?

then we could divert the funding for the slingshot to a fund which would go towards buying out the last major world power, Microsoft.


Don't question Bungie's plans.
Bloody Coupe.
Giant slingshot.
There are no alternatives.

  • 11.30.2004 8:52 PM PDT
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You dont think that "slingshot" might be a gravity slingshot? That way we dont even have to build one. Earth will do all the work for us. Now about getting targets into space....

  • 12.02.2004 9:03 AM PDT
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I believe Sigma's personal plan is more efficient:

1) Destroy all opposition.
2) Take over the world.

  • 12.02.2004 9:09 AM PDT
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O_o ... dude are you ok? o_O

  • 12.03.2004 8:29 PM PDT
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So, if we're up to step 5, then what's the chinese food company that Bungie has acquired?

  • 07.08.2005 2:19 PM PDT
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E-gad, old thread...

  • 07.08.2005 2:22 PM PDT

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Posted by: null Effect
So, if we're up to step 5, then what's the chinese food company that Bungie has acquired?


Recon says we're on 6.

Now. As for the sligshot, now that's where Microsoft comes in. They're funding it and gettting it built. Bungie have designed it.

(That's what they are refereing to when they say they're working on their next project)



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  • 07.08.2005 2:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: null Effect
So, if we're up to step 5, then what's the chinese food company that Bungie has acquired?



0|-| `/0\/ !? |\| |}16 7!?0\/|}|_3

  • 07.08.2005 3:20 PM PDT

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

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Posted by: null Effect
So, if we're up to step 5, then what's the chinese food company that Bungie has acquired?



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You guys forgot a step: Get rid of all 1337 sp34k3rs on the bungie.net fourms.

Bye bye, Josher :-P

  • 07.08.2005 8:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: Josher 35
Posted by: null Effect
So, if we're up to step 5, then what's the chinese food company that Bungie has acquired?



0|-| `/0\/ !? |\| |}16 7!?0\/|}|_3


You guys forgot a step: Get rid of all 1337 sp34k3rs on the bungie.net fourms.

Bye bye, Josher :-P


|\|03`<!!! |0|

  • 07.08.2005 9:27 PM PDT

If you don't got it, you want it. If you got it, you want more of it. Of course if you don't know what it is, it's hard to get any in the first place.

After Bungie takes over the world, What will become of the guy who dresses up as a marine at Bungie fanfests?

  • 07.09.2005 1:32 PM PDT
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Microsoft have already taken over the world now all bungie need to do is lure bill gates from his lofty perch with the promise of some halo3 info to -blam!- sony with then as he turns to leave BAM!

  • 07.09.2005 1:37 PM PDT
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I'd create a big ball and roll it across the earth... I CAN have my fantasys can't I?

  • 07.09.2005 1:50 PM PDT
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You do realise that we were up to step 5 8 months ago, when this thread was made.

It's still step 5.
-TGP-

  • 07.09.2005 6:15 PM PDT

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It's not like it isn't an interesting topic though.

  • 07.09.2005 11:11 PM PDT

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Posted by: Great_Pretender
You do realise that we were up to step 5 8 months ago, when this thread was made.

It's still step 5.
-TGP-


.... I just realised that. Who brought it back?!

Hmmm *Looks for ling-ling's head.*

  • 07.10.2005 3:22 AM PDT

If you don't got it, you want it. If you got it, you want more of it. Of course if you don't know what it is, it's hard to get any in the first place.

we already have found ling lings head....were on step 6 remember?

Even as we speak, Bungie is plotting the bloody and violent coup to overthrow it's parent company.

  • 07.10.2005 10:39 AM PDT

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