- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Here's my plan to help Bungie dominate the world.
1) First, gain public trust by creating kick ass games like Marathon and Halo
2) Have one of the Bungie Employees run for senator of Washington (SketchFactor??).
3) As senator, distract public attention from a massive arms buildup. All members of Bungies undergronund army meet at Bungies office and collect gear.
4) Start by taking over a small Caribbean Island just off the coast of Hati.
5) Our Senator would divert attention from the hostile takeover.
6) More Video Games
7) Make Theeaglesleader General
8) US offensive, Operation: Meat Sheild. We should give Pistol Whores a pistol, Sword Whores Swords (too bad we don't possess plasma technology) and Rocket Whores... well, Rocket launchers are too expensive, give them pistols too.
9) Major attack on US
10) Sieze control of US military, and use Underground Army and US Millitary to gain control of Europe, then Asia, Austraillia and Africa.
11) Colonize Antartica
12) Install a Capitalist Republican Dictatorship.
13) Ah HA! We own the world!
14) We create the worlds largest Network and call it Xbox Live. (wait....)
15) We all play halo every day, until Bungie makes another game
16) There is no sixteen
17) Everyone is happy cause work and school are abolished and now everyone can play Bungie games, filled with subliminal messages about how great Bungie is, reenforcing support in their government (Bungie) for years and years.
[Edited on 11/29/2004 5:44:09 PM]