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Subject: STAY OFF THE GRASS...
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Have you ever wonder why old people freak out when you walk on their lawn?

I havent...I just assume they're cranky...any thoughts?

  • 06.02.2004 3:00 PM PDT
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i don't like old people

  • 06.02.2004 3:03 PM PDT
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yes old people are poor...

...they spend money on there lawn and dont want it to get screwed up

Also middle aged people do this becuase of mid life crisis

It is sad really... i live in the hell state *Arizona* i dont have to worry about lawn.

even tho it gets 115 degrees there are still weeds so i still have to run around in the rocks once a mounth to get weeds

  • 06.02.2004 3:05 PM PDT
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!!!!!!

  • 06.02.2004 3:12 PM PDT
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Because, they're old and crazy.

  • 06.02.2004 3:17 PM PDT
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true.

But let us remeber those old and crazy few that fought for us in WW2 and fought for our freedom

*removes hat*

*moment of silence*

  • 06.02.2004 3:20 PM PDT
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Napalm the lawn, it will give war nightmares. Kidding!

*Silence*

  • 06.02.2004 3:31 PM PDT
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You're thinking of the vietnam war.

There was no Napalm in WWII

  • 06.02.2004 3:33 PM PDT
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Oh well.

  • 06.02.2004 3:33 PM PDT

R.I.P Steve Irwin...you will be missed

Jerry: "Ah, you're crazy."
Kramer: "Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?!"

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old people are useless, they just take up space, waste food, waste water, and hit people with their cars

  • 06.02.2004 3:38 PM PDT
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lol

  • 06.02.2004 3:39 PM PDT
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But the bad part is we all will be old someday.

  • 06.02.2004 5:38 PM PDT
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And we'll be all frumpy like.

  • 06.02.2004 5:39 PM PDT
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Well, we know what they say:
Growing old is mandatory, Growing up is optional.

  • 06.02.2004 5:40 PM PDT
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Mmm, grass... I think I'll go eat some now...
*door opens, closes*

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(indistinct) Hey you, what're you doing on my lawn?! Get off my lawn you...

  • 06.02.2004 6:24 PM PDT

R.I.P Steve Irwin...you will be missed

Jerry: "Ah, you're crazy."
Kramer: "Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?!"

Join Date - 4/19/2004

nooooooo i dont wanna be old. when i become old i'll just be like all the rest of the old people, then i'll hate myself

  • 06.02.2004 6:34 PM PDT
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inist grass 4 walking?

  • 06.02.2004 6:48 PM PDT
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One day we'll get old you'll see and theres nothing you can do about it either.

( insert evil laughter here)

  • 06.02.2004 8:16 PM PDT
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I live in Never Never land, so kiss my ass.

  • 06.02.2004 8:19 PM PDT
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Simple. Because old people are stupid. Why do you think they forget things all the time and think 50's mucic is "hip"? Because they're dumb. Like squirrels.

[Edited on 6/2/2004 8:20:09 PM]

  • 06.02.2004 8:19 PM PDT
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i think when i get old i will get astro turf for a lawn then yell at people for walking on it

edit- i also think i will pretend to be a crazy old man who mows his astro turf as well and i will shake a cane that i dont really need at little kids

BWA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!

[Edited on 6/2/2004 8:22:36 PM]

  • 06.02.2004 8:20 PM PDT
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im getting a mini golf as my front lawn, and ill play it and laugh at the kids who are watching.

  • 06.02.2004 8:22 PM PDT
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[color=olive]Maybe because ..... they ......like THEIR GRASS.[/color]

  • 06.02.2004 8:22 PM PDT
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???

Why does your avatar change every day?

  • 06.02.2004 8:25 PM PDT

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