- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
OLD PEOPLE DEPRESSION (possibly heart attack) RECIPE
1. CRAP IN BAG
2. TAPE BAG CLOSED
3. SOAK TOP PART OF PAPER BAGE (NOW FOLDED CLOSED) IN DIESEL GAS
4. LIGHT TOP OF BAG
5. PUT ON LAWN
6. KNOCK ON DOOR
7. RUN AWAY
it's a good thing you just crapped in that bag because you would crap your pants on how funny old people look when the find a flaming bag of crap on there wonderful lawn....