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Subject: What kind of Christmas tree do you have?

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Poll: Well? Have a go at it!  [closed]
A real one, grown with love:  7%
(2 Votes)
A real one:  21%
(6 Votes)
A real one, spawned from my hatred of the holidays:  0%
(0 Votes)
A fake one:  7%
(2 Votes)
A fake one... er... built in a factory with love:  18%
(5 Votes)
What in the hell are you on, boy?:  29%
(8 Votes)
A fake one mass manufactured. God I hate Christmas:  7%
(2 Votes)
I don't get a tree:  11%
(3 Votes)
Total Votes: 28

I have a real one. I felt like putting some weird answers up there though.

EDIT: Have or will get in the near future

[Edited on 11/30/2004 2:59:08 PM]

  • 11.30.2004 2:58 PM PDT
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I have a real one, and it's green.

  • 11.30.2004 3:23 PM PDT
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We have an invisible one, and it can also be placed through furniture.

  • 11.30.2004 3:28 PM PDT

-S

Posted by: Stalking Puma
We have an invisible one, and it can also be placed through furniture.


We shop at the same tree store! =D

  • 11.30.2004 3:29 PM PDT
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Damn, that joke had already been done. Well, i have no tree. I need some tinsel though.

  • 11.30.2004 3:32 PM PDT
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I'm Jewish


w00t

[Edited on 11/30/2004 3:33:14 PM]

  • 11.30.2004 3:33 PM PDT
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i have a little palm-tree-like plant thats deformed and on the verge of death, but i think thats what my christmas tree is gonna be this year.

i hate the holidays.

  • 11.30.2004 3:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: Stalking Puma
We have an invisible one, and it can also be placed through furniture.

And in the Astro-Jump?

  • 11.30.2004 3:38 PM PDT
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Speaking of hating the Holidays... isn't it just stupid when you see Christmas stuff a week before Thanksgiving?

  • 11.30.2004 3:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: Stalking Puma
Speaking of hating the Holidays... isn't it just stupid when you see Christmas stuff a week before Thanksgiving?


Yes it is. I have a fake white Christmas tree.

[Edited on 11/30/2004 4:00:39 PM]

  • 11.30.2004 4:00 PM PDT
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thats why this June im buying a christmas tree, decorating it, and putting it in my front yard just to piss off my neighbors.

EDIT: i think that the decorations you saw up a week before thanksgiving were for christmas 2005.

[Edited on 11/30/2004 4:37:22 PM]

  • 11.30.2004 4:35 PM PDT

I have a half dead I-don't-know-what-it's-called tree.

  • 11.30.2004 4:53 PM PDT
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the jewish kind

so technicly its just a new years tree not a christmas tree

[Edited on 11/30/2004 5:04:30 PM]

  • 11.30.2004 5:04 PM PDT
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Just like every year, we are purchasing a real pine tree. Only it was watered with the blood of virgins, and the soil it was grown in was made of ground up kittens.

  • 11.30.2004 5:12 PM PDT
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Mine is fake. Actualy my parents are crazy. One in the living room, one in the basment, and a smaller one in the kitchen. All fake, wik love. um......my brother is allergic to pollen and stuff.

  • 12.01.2004 8:05 AM PDT
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None. I have about 8 menorahs though. Darn wife keeps buying 'em. =P

Take care,
Cavmn

  • 12.01.2004 8:12 AM PDT

"My knee is bleeding, can I have a bandaid?" "Today its your knee, and in 10 years it'll be your wrists, why are you making this my problem?"

Do this again and I'll brand your ass with the banning prod

I got a tree. Its dead and been standing there for a year, I cant be bothered to put it away. And I also cant be bothered to buy a new one. Stupid trees.

-=Edit=-

But where can I buy a invisible tree?

[Edited on 12/1/2004 11:33:22 AM]

  • 12.01.2004 11:31 AM PDT
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I used to have a fake tree, made in the coldest, darkest regions of the most drab, unhappy factory in the poorest, most war-torn Ghetto in Detriot. We got rid of it because the dark cloud of...well, not evil, per se, but more like general misery and unhappiness, had spread across the neighborhood and dead cats were showing up in people's rose bushes.

I think we're getting a normal pine tree this year!

  • 12.01.2004 2:16 PM PDT
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For those of you here who haven't gotten a Christmas tree yet, and you usually get a pine tree, I would recommend getting a leyland cypress tree. They're a lot less messy than pine trees, since they don't have needles, and are nowhere near as sticky, plus they don't have a strong smell.

(and they aren't grown in soil with ground-up kittens)

  • 12.01.2004 2:31 PM PDT