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Subject: Stupid/funny/idiotic incidents you have witnessed.
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Guess what time it is! No idiot, not "free beer for everyone time", it's time for stories from my pathetic excuse for a school!
Note: These are all true and are not made up.


1.)For this joke you have to know that I live in Minesota in the United states.
One day in Geography I was talking to my friend when one of the girls asked me "Do we live in North America?" My friend and myself burst out laughing.


2.)One day in class we had a current events question. The quetion was " This holy Islamic month is begining, what is it?"
I answered Ramadon but one of popular girls answered "Thanksgiving".
I never heard of the holy month of Thanksgiving!


3.)In the same class we had a, this day in history question. It was " In 1776 this branch of the american military was established."
The answer was The marine corp. But one of my class mates answered "The Air Force."
No comment.


4.)One day in Social Studies we had a question about the Aluet indians.
It was " What was one of the forms of transportation that the antcient Aluets use.
One classmate answered "Trains."


5.)One day in Laguage we had a Brain Teaser question. It was This capitol city has Buckingham Palace and Big Ben.
One kid answered "Paris".
Right after him a girl answered "France"


6.)We were in class the other day and we had a history question.
What two countries did the Pope divide the New World to in 1492?
A ss #1 Anwers The United States and Germany.
A ss #2 Answers Great Britan and England.


7.)The other day when I was done in the bathroom I was washing my hands when a classmate said to me, "What a loser, why do you wash your hands."
Yeah, why would I. I must be a big loser for washing my hands.


8.)In Reading class the other day the teacher asked us, "what would you bring to an internment camp if you could only bring two things?"
Kids were saying things like, A football, my bed, and a computer with internet access, when I said "A long book." And then all of the kids started to boo me.
It just goes to show that when I finish high school, I'll go to a good college while they all apply for a job at the local gas station.

Well if you think you have witnessed anything dumber, please post it.

[Edited on 11/30/2004 3:48:31 PM]

  • 11.30.2004 3:35 PM PDT
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I want it to be free beer time.

Your school has some real morons in it.

Hmmm, reminds me of a certain forum *cough*New Mombasa*cough*

  • 11.30.2004 3:49 PM PDT
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I'm starting to feel less intelligent already.

  • 11.30.2004 3:49 PM PDT
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Those are some of the funniest stories I have ever heard!! My god, thats just... hilarious!

  • 11.30.2004 3:51 PM PDT
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Reminds me of my school.

  • 11.30.2004 3:54 PM PDT
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Well, there was the time my friend pulled the automatic release on the garage door as I was about to pass beneath it. Those Germans...

  • 11.30.2004 3:57 PM PDT
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Yeah they are complete morons, and they are all popular and they think I'm dumb.

  • 11.30.2004 3:59 PM PDT
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heh well two years ago when i was a freshman in highschool (the good oll days) i was in precalc and one of the seniors needed a tuter for math so he decided to ask the teacher.

"can you tuture me" (out loud in the middle of class)

"no" (our teacher is a bit of an angry -blam!-)

"why not?"

"i dont like you"

"well what if i call you and ask privetly"

"alright"

"so what did you say your number was?"

"i didnt tell you. remember i dont like you"

"fine you know what ill look it up in the !DICTIONARY! (he exclaimed proudly thinking he foumd a way out)"

"you need it bad dont you?"

  • 11.30.2004 4:01 PM PDT
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Me an Captain K get a few laughs at some morons in Auto class sometimes, can't think of anything specifically though.

  • 11.30.2004 4:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kendoboy
heh well two years ago when i was a freshman in highschool (the good oll days) i was in precalc and one of the seniors needed a tuter for math so he decided to ask the teacher.

"can you tuture me" (out loud in the middle of class)

"no" (our teacher is a bit of an angry -blam!-)

"why not?"

"i dont like you"

"well what if i call you and ask privetly"

"alright"

"so what did you say your number was?"

"i didnt tell you. remember i dont like you"

"fine you know what ill look it up in the !DICTIONARY! (he exclaimed proudly thinking he foumd a way out)"

"you need it bad dont you?"


lol, thats hilarious.

  • 11.30.2004 4:09 PM PDT
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I see the last governor left his mark on Minnesota's education system.

So what were you doing in Pre-Calc freshmen year Kendoboy. I would hate to see what you were learning by senior year.

  • 11.30.2004 5:47 PM PDT
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He's only in Junior year. as he said "Two years ago when I was a Freshman"

  • 11.30.2004 5:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: Stalking Puma
He's only in Junior year. as he said "Two years ago when I was a Freshman"


good point. I still find it scary.

  • 11.30.2004 5:53 PM PDT
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I actually have a funny story, but it's not about someone broadcasting their lack of intelligence, it's just a story of some thing me an my friend stared. It was last year, in PE, all the class was waiting in the Gym Hall, and this Jackass was annoying me and a bunch of people started the whole Canada routine (I'm a Canadian) and we all got into this thing about the dumb Canada hating American thing, and as my friend just came in someone said something about Bigamy, and my friend just randomly yelled out "You're a bigger tree!" and after that it became a thing for me and my friend to call each other "Big Tree's" and "Bigger Tree's" It's dumb, but was funny for a while.

  • 11.30.2004 6:12 PM PDT
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I remember the first time I was introduced to Freudian psychology...

High School PSY teacher: Okay so who can tell me who Sigmund Freud is?

Me, to a friend: Are they those magicians with the tigers? *Painfully serious*

Teacher: What was that?

Me: Ah, nothing.

Teacher: *explains*

Me: *Feels like a retard.*


Ah.. youth. Turns out now I am consider myself a Freudian. =)

  • 12.01.2004 12:28 AM PDT
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I've encountered some, who do not know the difference between periods, and commas.

And some people who decided to hand in an english assignment with emoticons, and the always painful "LOL" on it.

Seriously. "LOL", in an english story.

  • 12.01.2004 12:41 AM PDT

My friend was telling a story of how a fole (a young horse) bit him on the side of his torso.
When he came to the bit where he said he backed offf, or walked off, he was in two minds on what to say, backed or walked and it came out as 'whacked off' (British slag for masterbation).

That was last year and we still take the piss.

  • 12.01.2004 2:17 AM PDT
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Would Van Helsing be considered an incident?

  • 12.01.2004 4:45 AM PDT
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One time I did a book report on learn with me ABC's (in ninth grade)

  • 12.01.2004 3:31 PM PDT
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I know how you feel, man. I live in Texas (Hillbilly Haven). At school we were learning about the American Revolution, and my teacher asked me: "What did the British do after the Boston Tea Party?" So I said: "Britain closed the Boston Harbor, which then meant Boston had to get all their supplies by cart." Then one girl said : "No, carts can't get across the water."

Another time, I was talking about new and more efficient ways to get to space. In the middle of it, one guy said: "Nuh uh, how can you drive to space?"

You know, society is just sad.

  • 12.01.2004 4:39 PM PDT
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Hmm, you basically told us that your classmates are stupid jock type people....I have a friend who is a jock...anyway, I am not adding to the conversation I just thought I would tell you.

  • 12.01.2004 4:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: Vella
I've encountered some, who do not know the difference between periods, and commas.

And some people who decided to hand in an english assignment with emoticons, and the always painful "LOL" on it.

Seriously. "LOL", in an english story.

Are you an english teacher? My teacher received a paper that said something like "and u couldn't even...blah blah blah" I thought it was semi funny.

  • 12.01.2004 4:50 PM PDT
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"Team Arena for Quake was the best expansion ever for a game."

Heard this one day while walking to class.

  • 12.01.2004 4:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: SkyLance
Another time, I was talking about new and more efficient ways to get to space. In the middle of it, one guy said: "Nuh uh, how can you drive to space?"


What you can't drive into space! When did this happen? lol

  • 12.01.2004 5:35 PM PDT
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Funniest moment ever: in 8th grade, my friends and i switched my best friend's water bottle with a water bottle full of toilet water that had had a dump floating in it. He ended up drinking the whole thing! you should have seen the look on his face when we told him what was in his water!

  • 12.01.2004 5:51 PM PDT

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