- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Guess what time it is! No idiot, not "free beer for everyone time", it's time for stories from my pathetic excuse for a school!
Note: These are all true and are not made up.
1.)For this joke you have to know that I live in Minesota in the United states.
One day in Geography I was talking to my friend when one of the girls asked me "Do we live in North America?" My friend and myself burst out laughing.
2.)One day in class we had a current events question. The quetion was " This holy Islamic month is begining, what is it?"
I answered Ramadon but one of popular girls answered "Thanksgiving".
I never heard of the holy month of Thanksgiving!
3.)In the same class we had a, this day in history question. It was " In 1776 this branch of the american military was established."
The answer was The marine corp. But one of my class mates answered "The Air Force."
No comment.
4.)One day in Social Studies we had a question about the Aluet indians.
It was " What was one of the forms of transportation that the antcient Aluets use.
One classmate answered "Trains."
5.)One day in Laguage we had a Brain Teaser question. It was This capitol city has Buckingham Palace and Big Ben.
One kid answered "Paris".
Right after him a girl answered "France"
6.)We were in class the other day and we had a history question.
What two countries did the Pope divide the New World to in 1492?
A ss #1 Anwers The United States and Germany.
A ss #2 Answers Great Britan and England.
7.)The other day when I was done in the bathroom I was washing my hands when a classmate said to me, "What a loser, why do you wash your hands."
Yeah, why would I. I must be a big loser for washing my hands.
8.)In Reading class the other day the teacher asked us, "what would you bring to an internment camp if you could only bring two things?"
Kids were saying things like, A football, my bed, and a computer with internet access, when I said "A long book." And then all of the kids started to boo me.
It just goes to show that when I finish high school, I'll go to a good college while they all apply for a job at the local gas station.
Well if you think you have witnessed anything dumber, please post it.
[Edited on 11/30/2004 3:48:31 PM]