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Subject: ATHF quote thread!
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This is the "official" Aqua Teen Hunger Force quote thread!

"Hello, this is your captian speaking. I'd just like you all to know that I'm a convicted sex offender."

later on...

"Oh no! It looks like we're being attacked by the Giant Microscopic Tar Monsters!

...Don't worry, I fought them off with my nudity. I'm feeling a little aroused now. Is anyone else here feeling aroused?"

then...

"Well, that's the end of the trips, folks. Hey, I'm feeling a little sexy. Who wants to meet the captain and feel sexy with him?"

  • 11.30.2004 6:31 PM PDT
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Can this include Sea Lab 2021?

Debbie, for crying out loud, eat something!
I can't eat anything! Because then they'll be no room inside me for Mardok!
Mardok does not wish to reside in your stomache

  • 11.30.2004 6:34 PM PDT
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oh yea? what about Futurama!

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

"Oh no! Bender youve been drinking, or not enough, or too much. Im not sure how it works with you."

  • 11.30.2004 6:39 PM PDT
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To answer both of you: go for it.

From now on, this shall be the Adult Swim (but just the funny shows...none of that anime crap) quote thread!

I'll add a Family Guy one in.

Chris: "Dad, what are blowholes for?"
Peter: "Well, I can tell you what they aren't for and why I can never go back to Sea World again..."

  • 11.30.2004 6:50 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Lassie! Lassie, what is it?
SMOKE!

Peter: Lois makes me take the rap
Cuz our checkbook looks like crap
Since I can't give her a slap
I neeeeeeeed a Jew.

[Edited on 11/30/2004 6:54:02 PM]

  • 11.30.2004 6:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
Lassie! Lassie, what is it?
SMOKE!

Peter: Lois makes me take the rap
Cuz our checkbook looks like crap
Since I can't give her a slap
I neeeeeeeed a Jew.


Hahaha, and then he flies off on a giant spinning dradel.

Too bad that one never hit the airwaves.

"Wow! I never knew so many people were Jewish! Look, there's half of Lenny Kravitz!
Optimus Prime?! I didn't know he's Jewish!"

[Edited on 11/30/2004 6:58:33 PM]

  • 11.30.2004 6:57 PM PDT
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Zoidberg: "Disembowling, fatal or non-fatal for your species?"

Fry: "Bender are you in there? Bender! BENDER!! Have you seen my sombraro?"

  • 11.30.2004 7:01 PM PDT
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wes: u want me to gt naked on my web came?

Posted by: Casey
Don't worry, I fought them off with my nudity.

one of my favorite episodes

  • 11.30.2004 7:05 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Oompa Loompa: What do you think of the one you call GOD?
Isn't his absence slightly odd?
Maybe he's forgotten you.

  • 11.30.2004 7:06 PM PDT
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Futurama:

Grunka Lunkas: "Grunka Lunka Dunkedygrediants..
Bender: "Shut the hell up!"

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wes: u want me to gt naked on my web came?

now that ive seen that on tv that is the shiznite!

  • 11.30.2004 7:11 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Mooninite: I hope they can see this because I'm doing it a hard as I can.

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wes: u want me to gt naked on my web came?

robot of christmas past, "and there was much defecation!"

  • 11.30.2004 7:14 PM PDT
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what is?


More quotes:

Leela: "Bender, are you jacking on in there?"

  • 11.30.2004 7:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
Oompa Loompa: What do you think of the one you call GOD?
Isn't his absence slightly odd?
Maybe he's forgotten you.


"Chumba-Wumba, doom-ba-de-dum-"(kicks Peter in the shins)

Peter: "Owwwww--ffffffff--Owwwwww...--ffffffff-...Owwwwww...--f ffffff..."

[Edited on 11/30/2004 7:19:54 PM]

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wes: u want me to gt naked on my web came?

no thats my BNC, my brushed nickel colender stupid. -meatwad

  • 11.30.2004 7:16 PM PDT
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ATHF, the episode where Meatwad gets 'pregnant':

"How did they even do that?
...
How did they do it, I'm asking, here."

  • 11.30.2004 7:17 PM PDT
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"Idle hands spend time at the genitals...and God doesn't like that very much."

  • 11.30.2004 7:21 PM PDT