- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Hello, my name is Hideo Kojima. I’m from Japan. You can tell by my name. Um… I don’t know much English, and Hell, I didn’t even study English! But anyways, Mark Cierpikowski, one of my good friends from America asked me to write this useless introduction. Now… how do I know Mark? Well, let’s just say we were in the same AOL -blam!- Chat room, talking to some local -blam!-s from Canada. And, from there, we just, you know, got connected. We didn’t do anything… you know, but, yeah, Mark was cool. As you know, I just finished my awesome MGS game: Metal Gear Solid 4: This Game Officially Explains What The -blam!- Happened To The Storyline. And it sold 5 copies, so you know, I’m pretty happy about myself. Anyways, about this introduction. Mark is a wise man. He’s very cute too. I mean, he’s in that basement hours at a time. Mark was nice to me though, and he respects Japanese people, so that’s cool. Now, you’re probably wondering how I know this much English, hmm? Well, let’s just say I have a very sexy English translator, Enrique, right next to me. Ok, so read the book… it’s very good. I mean it. It’s that good. I mean, if it has Hideo Kojima doing the introduction, then this book has to be good, right? Right? Oh, whatever, just read this useless book, and just let me go back to my AOL -blam!- Chat rooms! And buy MGS4: TGOEWTFHTTS! Or else! Thanks, and goodbye, Tamari-San!