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Subject: If ever saw a Bungie employee....

Fear, Fear is the Mind Killer
Fear is the Little Death that Brings Total Obliteration
I will face my Fear, I will let it pass over and through me
And when it is gone only I Will Remain

Except Marty. Marty won't even speak to you unless you're wearing Armani and bring him a $30 steak dinner as an offering.

Man I havent laughed that hard in a while

  • 09.05.2007 1:24 PM PDT

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--on another note, I think MLG Chewhatever is an idiot.

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There is a reason I am user ID 1 and my account creation date is before this site came online.

...you'd probably be at a Project Revolution tour event. I saw Jay (Marty's sidekick) there in the VIP area playing Halo 3. I tried to get his attention...but alas I was far drowned out by the masses of screaming teenagers.

~B.B.

  • 09.05.2007 2:46 PM PDT

When all else fails, blame it on Cortana.

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Rats off flaming looking mayo attract omnivores!

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hmmmm... yeah. I would lvoe to go to all of the conventions and stuff

  • 09.05.2007 3:48 PM PDT
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Shishka, when you have the time, could you search around and see if you've still got the arming key for the Bancannon? It's not like I got all these 20mm shells just for paperweight duty. Also, I stabbed myself in the foot (again) during Recon's kendo training and everyone says you took the first aid kit when you left.

Anyway, meeting Bungie employees... If it were a random guy, I'd smile and say, "Keep up the good work." If it were Achronos, I'd drop hints about the t-shirt I never saw.


They should give all the ninjas t-shirts or at least a Mr. Chief poster.

  • 09.05.2007 3:55 PM PDT
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Kidnap them, put them under a bright light in a dark room, force feed them broccoli and ask them what the ending to halo 3 is, because I can't wait another cunting 20 days

  • 09.05.2007 5:00 PM PDT

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I will hopefully be able to meet some when I go up to Seattle in less than 3 weeks. They may be on vacation, but I bet Frankie and Lukems will be there.

  • 09.05.2007 5:42 PM PDT

Fear, Fear is the Mind Killer
Fear is the Little Death that Brings Total Obliteration
I will face my Fear, I will let it pass over and through me
And when it is gone only I Will Remain

Posted by: Fuzzy OneThree
I will hopefully be able to meet some when I go up to Seattle in less than 3 weeks. They may be on vacation, but I bet Frankie and Lukems will be there.


There is no way in hell your going to be let into the Bungie Offices, same goes for all of us

  • 09.05.2007 6:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lieutenant Nixon
Posted by: Fuzzy OneThree
I will hopefully be able to meet some when I go up to Seattle in less than 3 weeks. They may be on vacation, but I bet Frankie and Lukems will be there.


There is no way in hell your going to be let into the Bungie Offices, same goes for all of us


They don't live in Bungie Studios, chances are they will be in or around Kirkland...

  • 09.05.2007 8:30 PM PDT

Oooh, you are so nosy...

I'll walk by them, do a dramatic stop with a 180 and point to them and say, "You guys are awesome." Then run off....

[Edited on 09.05.2007 10:38 PM PDT]

  • 09.05.2007 10:37 PM PDT

Posted by: Fuzzy OneThree
I will hopefully be able to meet some when I go up to Seattle in less than 3 weeks. They may be on vacation, but I bet Frankie and Lukems will be there.


Umm Seattle has about 2 million people in the greater Seattle area. I highly doubt you're just going to run into Frankie or Lukems. My advice? Hit the Space Needle, Frankie loves to ride the elevator and make rocket noises on the weekends.

  • 09.06.2007 2:56 PM PDT

You have been plundered by Cap'n IceWolfen. Arggggggggg!

I would just pull a "Linkin Park" and hug them. When i mean hug, I mean, a bear-like man hug. No cuddles.....hmmmmm, maybe I should grow a beard before I hug a Bungie guy.....that way, it would be more manly......

  • 09.06.2007 4:13 PM PDT
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I'd punch them in the face a couple times for taking away ranked BTB Skirmish

  • 09.06.2007 5:47 PM PDT

You have been plundered by Cap'n IceWolfen. Arggggggggg!

Now that I remember correctly, I played a couple of rounds of GOW with Evil Otto and his son, but I think I failed miserably. He never talked, and after a couple of matches he left, and then he removed me from his friends list. That was a sad day........Any way for retribution????? I dunno...

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  • 09.06.2007 6:05 PM PDT

I remember when I used this space to put cool looking links to my chapters back in the day. I don't even know why I'm using it now. Why are you even reading this? You must be interested in me. Still reading?

I would like pass out if I saw Frankie. Pictures just aren't enough. I need to see his shiny head for myself.

  • 09.06.2007 6:40 PM PDT
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Most likely, I would soil myself.

  • 09.06.2007 7:44 PM PDT

There are two groups of people in the world - those that hope, and those that wish. The first group hopes that nothing bad will happen. The second group wishes that they are there when it does. Which one are you?

-Felix

Stop Frankie/Sketch/whoever with a wide-eyed stare and say:

"Wait wait wait a minute, aren't you.........................................Cliffy B. ?!?!"

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  • 09.07.2007 2:31 AM PDT
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I met Evil Otto randomly on Live on my team, said hi, and watched him sneak the Flag out of the enemy's base with a combination of hidden cheatz and ninja skillz.

I also may or may not have betrayed him accidentally with a spartan laser, due to being in split screen with a friend of mine yelling in my ear!

As for what I'd do if I met some Bungie folks in real life, just say hi most likely.

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  • 09.07.2007 6:46 AM PDT
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A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


Achronos

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I'd kiss the employee!

  • 09.07.2007 8:54 AM PDT

When I met Frankie, I couldn't wipe the stupid smile off my face, so he ended up looking kind of scared in the subsequent picture that I had taken with him.

  • 09.07.2007 1:58 PM PDT

Estne volumen in toga an solum tibi libet me videre?

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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

I could have sworn I posted in this thread, but I read through it multiple times and can't find it.

I would scream and giggle like a little girl. Then I would say Hi, and then leave because its not like they would invite me anywhere, than giggle and jump up and down.

Lucky you Recon, you met Marty

  • 09.07.2007 3:25 PM PDT

When all else fails, blame it on Cortana.

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Yeah. One time I thought I saw Frankie, but then it turned out to be some random bald guy. Then he gave me a pretzel.


Edit: Yeah, that didn't actually happen....

[Edited on 09.16.2007 8:07 AM PDT]

  • 09.16.2007 8:06 AM PDT
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slap my balls in frankies ear.............. just kidding i would be like wooooooooooooooooah but in the uk so no hope

  • 09.16.2007 8:21 AM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: caboosebeta
....just kidding i would be like wooooooooooooooooah but in the uk so no hope

The team seems to be jetting all over the globe lately.

While still a rare event, it is not completely impossible.

Besides, Frankie could visit home in Scotland. Once the court order expires.



LMFAO, but yh i catch wind of anything later than anyone in the uk, and it sucks ass, but thanks for the pick me up lol

[Edited on 09.16.2007 8:58 AM PDT]

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