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Subject: updates on the us invasion of canada
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ower sucksessfull invasion, capture of tiolet paper, and maple syrup has bein sucksesfull. however.there are still pockets of risistance from the french canadians. in other news the president has put us in code fuscia for ower coolness shortage.




P.S. not making fun of Canies. it's all in good fun.

  • 06.02.2004 7:53 PM PDT
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We shall never surrneder


-the province of BC



WE SHALL SURRENDER

-the province of quebec

  • 06.02.2004 7:56 PM PDT
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we have your celine dion in interrogation now! ha ha HA HA MWHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHHA

  • 06.02.2004 7:58 PM PDT
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this just in...
there has bei an uprising in the provence of Quebec. both sides are taking heavy losses. god it's like gueties-burg out there.

news corespondndent: there are lets flying every were! god the horror. wait it seems there weeling out a giavat of flaming maple syrup! there spraying it all over the us troops AAAAAAAahhhhhhhhhhhh!...

back at the news room:wev'e lost contact... the president has authorized a nucliar strike on the canadian strong hold in toronto.... god help us all. more after a short break frome our sponsors!

  • 06.02.2004 8:15 PM PDT
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Whats this? A canoe with a m16, riding up to the white house? Chaos ensues.

  • 06.02.2004 8:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mike_100
Whats this? A canoe with a m16, riding up to the white house? Chaos ensues.


c'mon! you can do better than that!

  • 06.02.2004 8:24 PM PDT
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*MechWarrior Steps on WHite House*

  • 06.02.2004 8:25 PM PDT
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"The Canadians are bombing the baldwins" -south park movie
"The canadians are bombing the jacksons"- right now

  • 06.02.2004 8:30 PM PDT
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ahhhhhhh flying hockey pucks of doom.

  • 06.02.2004 8:32 PM PDT
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thank you Xeroh a little creative yet cool

in response to the presidents deth by greasing. the us has finaly put there super soldier project into service.
the supersoldiers:have teleckniesis, superstriength, and have personal shielding. and theye alriendy have the canie prime minister/king or whatever in a dogie cage!
and they still havent found all there tiolet paper we hid. tehehehehe

[Edited on 6/2/2004 8:35:03 PM]

  • 06.02.2004 8:32 PM PDT
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In retaliation we have unleashed.

THE BEAVER SQUADRON!!!

CHARGE!!!

  • 06.02.2004 8:38 PM PDT
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Ahhhh!
Carrot top showed his face, Americans run in defeat.
RRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN,eh?

  • 06.02.2004 8:38 PM PDT
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*the onslaught of crappy jokes continues as Carrot Top continues his rampage*

  • 06.02.2004 8:40 PM PDT
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Ok news is in



The surrender

Canadians will stop to celebrate Thanksgiving on Nov. 24
If americans stopp making their aweful cheese


  • 06.02.2004 8:43 PM PDT
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wait, there are more people fighting, no quarter is drawn from the surrender

  • 06.02.2004 8:44 PM PDT
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lol

  • 06.02.2004 8:44 PM PDT
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americans spell cheese K R A F T... What does that say about their spelling?

  • 06.02.2004 8:46 PM PDT
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mexico aides the US if they let them in charge of the new canadian flag, maple leaf into pot leaf!

  • 06.02.2004 8:47 PM PDT
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LOL

  • 06.02.2004 8:47 PM PDT
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to counter carrot tops rampage we have realesed frome his tripple securaty prison cell in hollywood....

we realesed duhduhduh
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SINBAD!!!!!!!!!

  • 06.02.2004 8:48 PM PDT
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haha that was really clever

  • 06.02.2004 8:48 PM PDT
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AMericans pause in stupor trying to figure out what Hoosier means

  • 06.02.2004 8:50 PM PDT
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isn't that something from doctor suess?

  • 06.02.2004 8:50 PM PDT

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